do as i say not as i do
NSFW Tumblr
find do as i say not as i do on porn pin board
do as i say not as i do clips
nikikittenniki: So the three of us have a joke we say at the gym and that is…..“ don’t skip leg day BRO!….as you can see I do not miss leg day or ass muscles day!….it’s hard work being a Hotwife!!!!….XOXO NIKI
tallulah-moon: Do you know what it’s really all about? Not caring how others see you. If you’re happy in who you are as a whole person; mind, spirit and body. Then what anyone else has to say about you just doesn’t factor in. Their thoughts and
luvasianpuss: (via ngzr) luvasianpuss: Do you know what the instructions are saying on how to use the hot tub. There’s something about not wearing bathing suits as the chemicals will eat into the material till they fall apart and no splashing of the
ltr300-alpha6: Catching Up Mako and Sera had not seen each other in a long time and they had a little catching up to do. Sera suggested a little sisterly love and Mako couldn’t say no to her sister. Mako laid on her back as Sera got
instructor144: thewolfawaits:those eyes and what he makes her do and say…. thats how its done people. Not to put too fine a point on it, this made me hard as a rock.
Welp, I got a comment. Too bad it’s transphobic. How do I tell this person, “No, Bilbo and Kili are not women. They aren’t cis, but they sure as shit aren’t women. Stop saying I’ve turned them into women when they have
I don’t get a lot of things re: trans people refusing to believe nonbinary identities exist. But what I most certainly do not understand is what would these people say about nonwestern ideas of gender that would be categorized as third gender
odinsblog: John McCain is human filth. Don’t ever try to tell me he’s a “moderate” Republican, or one of the “good” ones. NEWSFLASH: There is no such thing as a “good” Republican. Especially not in 2017. They occasionally say or do something
dirtylittlechemist: Well you gorgeous bunch of people, have a small series of photos to say thank you to you lovely lot (I seem to be doing this often!) as there are now over 1000 of you! (not quite sure why but oh my gosh thank you!) I’m trying to
videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: she gulps. “i-im your pet and only when you grant them to me” she says as she is on the edge. “you are my pet, and you do not have any powers. There are powers that
videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: she gulps. “i-im your pet and only when you grant them to me” she says as she is on the edge. “you are my pet, and you do not have
tattooedsiren: gvorgeblagden: batcii: how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah
itsdadabitch: socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach
egomatter: HEYYYYY GUYS… So, as it turns out, I’m in the market for a place to live, and would like to move before the end of October. “Wait, Amber!” You say. “You’ve been in California for a month! How do you not have a place
socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not
lawfulgoodpaladog: jasonsaurusrex: lupinatic: here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism,
livenudegirl: cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may
black-culture: NOT SO FAMOUS BLACK HISTORY FACT #14BITTER BOONTA LEE, BEAUMONT, SOUTH CAROLINAIN 1782 WAS THE FIRST SLAVE TO STOP WORKING AND LOOK AT THE SLAVE MASTER AND SAY:“MAN FUCK THIS SHIT NECK! ITS HOT AS FUCK AND I AINT DOING SHIT ELSE! AND
canibeyourslutplease: Okay going on a little rant… I’m not skinny.. I’m curvy as hell tbh I don’t find myself having the perfect body but I make do with what I have.. I have recently lost a lot of weight for reasons I won’t say and I’m still
airyairyquitecontrary: livenudegirl: cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins
itsdadabitch: socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not
sexylouboutins: I just wanted to do and say something special as I hit 12,000 followers yesterday. Happy Easter to me. It’s totally crazy…I am by no means anything like many of the sexy woman I post and believe it or not, kind of shy and self
mentiikun: isnt the dmmd fandom bad enough why would you bring pewdiepie fans to join
wideop3n: ok anon it’s not really noncon, but I wanted to draw a pretty Noiz anyways, so this one’s for thunar as a way to say thanks for all the patience (I really feel bad for taking so long doing your commission)!!
kenjibound: purplegardenkeep: Are you entranced by my body? Do you want to serve me? Then kneel, stroke your cock, and watch as I swing in my chair back and forth, not even listening to what I’m saying… Kneeling. Stroking. Watching.
missdeviant: Wanna try my pie, Puddin? See the rest of my ♦️️ Harley Quinn ♦️ series here!MINORS KEEP OUT // Dick icons will be blocked.**Do not reblog if your blog is unflagged as NSFW or doesn’t say 18+**~~Write me a dirty caption~~and
I’ve spoken to a few sane Black Men and Women who say that Black Men SHOULD NOT take it as a compliment when white/non-black women show interest (but many do, which is sad) because 9 times out of 10, it’s a fetish. To the contrary, Black Women don’t
lagonegirl: After his turn as young Chiron in the critically acclaimed “Moonlight,” 12-year-old Alex R. Hibbert has a basic idea of what to do with his acting career and the money he’s making. He’s not working for the fame, he says, but
thekinkbelow: How do you answer when people ask about your key? My general response is to laugh and say that it is the key to my heart, not that much of a stretch ;) As you can see in the photo, I wear mine on a thin chain and usually have a pendant
the-sunlight-got-bright: I can’t help but laugh at people who say “Pokemon’s running out of ideas!” because it’s bloody hilarious that they look at “new features” or “new things” to the series as, well, not an idea.All you have to do
socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that
winter-danceparty: I’m planning on cosplaying at Dragoncon at the end of the summer, but I’m not sure who I want to be yet! Any suggestions? (Don’t say Storm ._.) Do you watch anime? You could go as Yoruichi. She’s awesome and badass
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
hardpunkcecil: there seriously needs to be some sort of tumblr application that you can choose that says “Please do not let NSFW blogs follow me” and any blog that clicks itself as nsfw (i.e. porn blogs) won’t be permitted to follow them. because
thinverythin: sexypetitewomen: The cover photo says it all. You rarely can do this with a thick chick. I am not against curves at all but come on dude you telling me this isn’t just as enjoyable?? sexypetitewomen
charlottepanties: a regular basis, I can easily say I made the same mistake that most other men do. Not telling our SOs. We grow up knowing that we like women’s clothing. Everyone likes different aspects of it and everyone has different reasons as
“I mean, people are crazy. Everyone does what they have to do to protect themselves, but it would be fake for me to sit here and say people are not crazy. I’m sure lots of people shy away from this question as they want to make sure they look 100
andotherpoems: August 3rd is Esther Day What is Esther Day?“Esther Day is the day where we think ‘who do i love who i have trouble saying I love you to’. Not some romantic interest, that’s just using Esther Day as an excuse to tell someone
lupinatic: here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice,
lumos5001: do-not-enter-the-dog-park: oswaldz: i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear you are a
i-need-cock-daily: badgirlkimmy: Bet you do! Yes, and I’m not ashamed to say it. Jerk off daydreaming about sucking cock? Yes. While dressed as a sissy? No.
fillydelphia: spittfire: As a member of a professional team, I do not have the right to exploit my teammates’ personal lives without their permission. That’s all I’m gonna say. heh heh
13lizardsinatrenchcoat: lastnightspants: seriz-owo: furiousun: SNUFKIN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS HOW COULD YOU NOT SHOW THE OTHER ONE Remember when that picture of lily got used as an example of Twitter bullying by parliament? Cause I do Yeah because
brighidin: kakegaes: brighidin: ovejafalsa: brighidin: ugh remind me not to get high again… the feeling is weird BRIDGETT!!!!!!!!!did you do some POT?????????? iconic She “smoked da ganja, mon,” as my people say Sebastian the Crabs
neontoxicity: auliicravalhogifs: Auli’i Cravalho on how to pronounce her name. Spread it far and wide. Also I really appreciate when people do this, I always feel bad for not being able to say people’s names correctly as mine is always jumbled too.
