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thebigmonstersucc: we speaking about zaddys I got 3@ksuriuri ( polish accent daddy)@mttbrandkin (mettaton daddy)@nsfwamy22 (Texas daddy)they all buy me louis vuitton and they make me feel like I was born in Channel and christen in Gucci. I want nothi
710m:I got on my block and I busted a U at the corner and some skater dude was like “Yoooo” and I thought I almost hit him or something so I asked if he was good and then he was like “nah man I had a shit day at work…” and
I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right
mouzekat89: acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog I feel like I just
i mostly gif old shit because its the stuff i came up watching. like saturday and wednesday mornings this was the shit i was watching when i was a kid. so sorry if it seems like im an oldfashioned guy who despises new fangled stuff, i just want to gif
Castlevania Judgment was a terrible game and the redesigns of classic characters by Takeshi Obata are abominations. I’m glad the game sold like shit, because it played like shit, sounded like shit, and looked like shit. It is shit and it belongs
knifeandlighter:Castlevania Judgment was a terrible game and the redesigns of classic characters by Takeshi Obata are abominations. I’m glad the game sold like shit, because it played like shit, sounded like shit, and looked like shit. It is shit and
knifeandlighter:knifeandlighter:Castlevania Judgment was a terrible game and the redesigns of classic characters by Takeshi Obata are abominations. I’m glad the game sold like shit, because it played like shit, sounded like shit, and looked like shit.
knifeandlighter:knifeandlighter:knifeandlighter:Castlevania Judgment was a terrible game and the redesigns of classic characters by Takeshi Obata are abominations. I’m glad the game sold like shit, because it played like shit, sounded like shit, and
ostracizedpoodle: hitler was just being himself and look what happened
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
frrankiix: infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant This is the most beautiful thing ever. thank you science THE BINKY JUST……. DROPPED HE WAS JUST MINDING
dottianne: ensighclopedia: hardcorewingsdotcom: WHO REMEMBERS MOTHER FUCKIN SKY DANCERS one of my friends got hit in the eye when she was seven with one of these things and she had to go to hospital that sounds about right
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand
joopi: what if the cure to cancer was just believing in yourself
5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous
nadiaoxford: Layton: “I say! A swing set!” Link: “HAH” Layton: “Well, a gentleman should act his age—” Link: “KYEH” Layton: “—but I haven’t done this since I was a lad. Ah, how nostalgic.” Link: ”HWUAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!”
alibabakun: we’ve all read a fanfic that was so disturbing it changed ur life
seerofsarcasm: bitterempress: 1800’s French Military Uniform Today’s Military Uniforms where did all the style go where was the time when you could just out-fab your opponents In current military uniform’s defense that’s just the field uniform.
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
falling-deeperinlove: livelaughlovedforgotten: dontgetmade: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine. there goes my heart… Tears inside me.
sometimelow: if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
dampsandwich: Ex was hungry so i FedEx
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sardonicscrewdriver: shadowsbestforgotten: dragonsigma: angrynerdyblogger: huelebicho: allons-y-to221b: JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION #yeah #fuck off Wales Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit
fagsindubai: was the hypothermia worth the notes
ryouverua: martininamerica: YGO character motivation. This, of course, was followed immediately by a ‘tsun’.
westbor0baptistchurch: demeler: The best gifts my parents ever gave me was my face I hope you kept the receipt.
ketchup-head: this was the only thing in hannah montana ever that i liked
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
cosmicyoruba: chakrabot: youarelookingatthis: kissing-monsters: apiphile: sexxxisbeautiful: pizzagrrrl: Peggielene Bartels, A.K.A. King Peggy, is currently the King of Otuam, Ghana. She was chosen to be one of only three female kings in Ghana,
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
beccalovesdarling: blameitonthesilence: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: laughcentre: i was going through tumblr.com stats and i realized theres an expiry date for the site we finally found the actual apocalypse. And it’s in fucking
republiccityobsessed: nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on
sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here. Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
cadewuver: Remember when PETA tried to say Pokemon was supporting animal abuse nice try assholes
shrineart: quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and
like 4 people from the enemy team were yelling o shit waddup at me and they were saying that i better be lucio i feel bullied
queenc92: Can we talk about Lindsay Lohan for a minute? She’s dealt with a serious drug addiction and was bashed by the media for years. The girl has gotten her shit together. She got herself away from the people dragging her down, started working
pettypia: bremonique: People like Adele because she’s a white girl who sings like a black woman she sings “straight” enough for white ppl no riffs no runs and cool enough for black ppl cuz she got a little bravado in her voice but somehow someway
soravagemecrazy: Terrible Shit I popped a 15mg oxy and was no good for 36 hours, if you can pop xans and oxys like candy you have serious issues.
moisemorancy: hervacationh0me: cleophatracominatya: lyssamaxiscute: theprinceofchicago: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sk8-hiii: northmiamigoon: I was like dam people tryna do this shit now and then I was like dam this shit funny LMAO Omg nigga there was
I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
I know it’s a never ending cycle but sometimes I look back on the stuff I’ve drawn for people and I’m like “Ugh, I sent that as a gift?”.
Has anyone every stumbled upon their siblings more personal stuff. That shit you know you weren’t supposed to find? I was asking because I remember the time I found my brother’s magic wand… Looking for the remote so I can change the
