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You thought Mistress was only joking when she said she was going to dress you up like a girl and loan you to a gay male S&M couple for a week.
Mom bought some new underwear but thought it might be a bit too sheer. She asked my opinion and I said i thought it looked OK to me. She just smiled and said “Happy Birthday, son. You can unwrap your present now!”
ismoke-causehehatesit: radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two
lemonsharks: berlynn-wohl: discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account If you
You were more than surprised when you came back from lunch and found your wife sitting at your secretary’s desk.“Your secretary called me and said she just couldn’t keep spanking you. She thought it was wrong.”You were about to find out your wife
15yearold: today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT
OMG I THOUGHT MY SISTER BECKY WAS GETTING TOO DAM BIG AS IN FAT. AND I SAID TO HER, BECKY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU’RE GETTING TOO DAM FAT. AND SHE SAID OH YEAH, WELL FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS. YEAH YOU LIKE THAT AHHH. I SAID HELL NO, I LOVE
When RuPaul skipped the cute send off and said:"I thought you had what it takes to go all the way."
embergale: @xanelen I thought you wanted dress slacks and button ups with optional sweater vests? ;) What he said…gotta see the butt ;)
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused….
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: guardianofjohndave: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life i thought that said satan wrap gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing
seahorsemenz: Submitter said: “I took this shot of my pregnant gut and thought you might enjoy it. I hope so - I really dig your site.” Consider it thoroughly enjoyed : b
cassjaytuck: Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at work, I was getting a table ready for a large party. I went up to an old man sitting alone and asked if I could use the empty chair across from him. He sweetly said, “Sorry, I’d rather
dougtfs: Adorably, Colin always identified as a top. It was like he was daring me to convert him. Well, after a few minutes in the collar, he was whimpering and begging for me to let him lick my boots. “But I thought you were a top,” I said. “I’m
actionables: Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay Me: wait for my surprise Mom: another one Dad: what surprise *a guy walks in* Me: this is my boyfriend
fat-birds: kateendall: Not sure if this fits your blog, but if you have a love for birds and like to promote said love, I thought maybe seeing someone with a love for their parrot would be nice. That’s Oliver, now I’ll always have him with me. :D
high-class-models: When Mr. Crude arrived at Stacey’s apartment to let her earn her “A” in his class, she was wearing a skin-tight T-shirt and a tiny thong bikini bottom. When she greeted him she said, “I thought you might like to see me in
“But, we have our clothes on, Mr. Crude! This is gonna make it look like we’re naked,” complained Kendra.“I thought you wanted to do some flashing,” replied Mr. Crude.“Well, yeah, we do,” said Kristen, “but not here on campus, and especially
Casey smiled at Mr. Crude and said, “You seemed to like this bikini the last time I wore it, so I thought I’d try my luck with it again.”“I do like it, Casey, but it’s you that really gets my blood flowing,” he said with a smile.“You always
adultstars-sfw:Remy LaCroix “Nice dress, Remy!” exclaimed Mr. Crude.Remy looked over her shoulder, smiled and said, “I thought you’d like it!”
“You’re looking very casual today,” said Mr. Crude.“I knew you’d be coming over and decided it’d be easier if I didn’t wear much, that’s all,” said Niece.“Very thoughtful of you,” he said with a grin.“Now, if you’d like to show
“I realize that’s not a set, but I like your choice in swimwear today, young lady,” said Mr. Crude.“I thought you might like it, old man,” replied Sabrina, “but it’s not swimwear. It’s bait, and it seems to have done its job.”
Just before Barbie started kissing Candy she whispered to her, “If we put on a really hot show for him, we may be able to protect our assholes longer.”After kissing a while, Candy pulled back and said, “I thought you liked taking it
iluvpet: femsubdenial: collegesubmissive: Fuck. I couldn’t even…holy shit. I said “Come here!” I thought you wanted to be fucked! Maybe I should simply pull up a chair and start slooowly licking your clit some more? My cock is right here.
peskierpendejo:the first few times I saw this post, I thought it said “you’re my homo” and I just never questioned it
damorgue: “I know who you are,” Gaga said to me. I imagined this conversation a million times and never thought it would start with that. My name is Daniel, but all of my friends call me Da. I became a Little Monster when I saw Gaga kill her boyfriend
I should have said something way earlier. I can see you’re trying and I really appreciate it… I hope things work out. See how far we’ve come?
proteanmerhex: noelarthurian:The first six cards of the Numinous Tarot! I thought you all (and I) should see them together. With the inclusion of The Moon card, I’ve done seven, which is almost 1/3 of the Major Arcana :D That said, my goal date for
diapergallexi:I… I- sowwy daddy. B-b-buts you said I had to be a big girl today a-and I’m jus not :$ :cThinking of making a manyvids… Thoughts?
foxdearr:when edgar allan poe said “tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” and when hozier said “i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave.”
colorslashform: colorslashform: Have you ever taken the circumference of your dick, drawn a circle on a piece of paper with said circumference, and then thought, ‘Wow, that’s how much someone’s asshole needs to stretch to fit me.’ Because it’s
missdontcare-x: “I did have a crush on Nikki. I don’t think I realized at the time that it was like a full-blown crush but I definitely remember having feelings and thinking she was so beautiful,” Evan said, before telling Nikki, “I thought you
c-almhaze: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. I want his writing.
asian:I asked April out last night but I got nervous and I said “will you be my boyfriend” and she said what so I thought I would ditch the topic and so I asked her “is there a pimple on my forehead” And she said yes and then I said so will you
renakajira: How long have you known you were a slave?’ I asked. ‘Since I was a young girl,’ she said. ‘I first discovered it in my thought and dreams, and feelings, and fantasies. But I thought I could never be more than a secret slave at the
foxdearr: when edgar allan poe said “tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” and when hozier said “i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave.”
