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drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
jtotheizzoe: I stared at this GIF explaining how a four-stroke piston engine works for far longer than I care to admit. One day you’ll have to explain to your kids that this is how we powered our cars. I imagine they’ll be all: “Whaaaa? You used
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
gaywrites: Here’s what happens when you tell a theater teacher that he’s too gay to teach your kid. (via BuzzFeed)Full text:Hi Michael. Following our chat this week I have decided that ___ and ___ will not be attending class on Monday. You have a
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
dollypartonswigwrangler: It’s interesting to think about the fact that the kid sitting next to you in class might be famous one day or president or a serial killer or a professional athlete or in prison like you have no clue who everyone around you
dynastylnoire: mysstique2cus: the-goddamazon: go awf How many times does the world have to say that you do NOT go for the kids!? Adults going for children has got to be the biggest punk move ever. You deserve whatever you get for talking about these
monkeywiki:types-of-infinity:I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell. you wish you were these kids
trickstertime:lordsmaf:I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!”
queentrxyler: Petition for the Tonys to have a Best Ensemble category because the rest of the people onstage besides the stars deserve to be recognized for their amazingness and hard work have you seen those kids perform in school of rock? ugh holy
ozeanflug replied to your post: ozeanflug started following you is this for real?… Eh, thank you!! I think we have something in common, like same sense of humor( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ ) Your blog is awesome! You must be kidding me! omg! To hear
greelin: why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
chacecrawfords: She remembers being 16, in a label meeting: “They said, ‘You need to brush [your hair] if you want to sell records.’ I was like, ‘Are you. Fucking. Kidding me? Am I having this conversation with five 30-year-old men who are bald?
drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
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