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What if this girl’s absolutely favourite thing in the world was your Dick? Mmm, fuck, she can practically taste it. She grew her tits five cup sizes happily just to satisfy your Cock. “Daddy?” She asks you, “I know you’re
stew957: Gran said come over around about lunch time, I thought she may have had a few odd jobs she wanted done around the house, this was not what I expected and that I would spend the whole afternoon fucking her Absolutely gorgeous old vagina
“Forgot to take my lunch to work today. Came home, looked out the kitchen window and there was my wife…absolutely impaled on some great big black guy’s THICK fucking pole. She was gliding up and down on what looked like 10 or more inche
About once a month, she craves what she calls “over-stimulation”. I call it overstuffed cunt. She invites him over and he crams that entire THICK, 11” fucking cock in her body clear to the balls. He absolutely wrecks her. He pumps her full of
“Forgot to take my lunch to work today. Came home, looked out the kitchen window and there was my wife…absolutely impaled on some great big black guy’s THICK fucking pole. She was gliding up and down on what looked like 10 or more inches. I
Your hot little wife is absolutely giddy with fuck-lust at the prospect of finally getting some big cock. She told me that I’m easily several inches longer than you but that my THICKNESS is what’s really going to be a challenge for her. We’ve just
“It had been so long since I’d taken something with actual GIRTH, I’d forgotten what it was like. Fuck! He was THICKER than my arm and absolutely stretched me open. His big fuckstick felt so good by the time he bottomed out in me, pushing against
girthyencounters: About once a month, she craves what she calls “over-stimulation”. I call it overstuffed cunt. She invites him over and he crams that entire THICK, 11” fucking cock in her body clear to the balls. He absolutely wrecks her. He
girthyencounters:“Forgot to take my lunch to work today. Came home, looked out the kitchen window and there was my wife…absolutely impaled on some great big black guy’s THICK fucking pole. She was gliding up and down on what looked like 10 or more
We knew what a monster he had and both fantasized about him sinking that great big fucking cock in her all the way to his balls…absolutely occupying her little body with his big meat was the goal. Turns out, he was too damn THICK to do that. His
xxx2911: You go paris hilton!i dont care what anyone says about her,i would fuck the shit out of her anyday. Absolutely!
swiss-stallion: Absolut deliciously sexy Ben Brown collected from the net by SWISS STALLION –> Are you sexy as fuck? Manly like a Lumberjack? Hung like a stallion? Then send me your picures or videos. If i like what i see, i’ll post it here!
absolute-filth: mastersandsexslaves: Sexy redhead “Of course it’s fucking gonna hurt…what would be the point if it didn’t”
wifebook: evilways235: nekekamix: Stunning… Absolutely gorgeous Wow what a wife! I have to fuck her someday! She is just perfect. Love the curves! Hotwife!
girthyencounters: Your hot little wife is absolutely giddy with fuck-lust at the prospect of finally getting some big cock. She told me that I’m easily several inches longer than you but that my THICKNESS is what’s really going to be a challenge
a friend of mine used to leave her door unlocked so i could randomly visit. she wanted to be taken by surprise, taken hard, rough and have absolutely no control, and wanted to be fucked in the ass without preparation…. she got what she wanted.
Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know I’m kind of a slut. Ha. “Kind of.” Seriously, what were you expecting her?Look, you approached me about this. You probably could’ve fucked me sideways, but you wanted
nentindo: pixiedustbunnies: big hero 6 au where absolutely everything is the same except baymax is voiced by cr1tikal #Whats up everybody its baymax and get ready to shit your nipples because i am a fucking sentient marshmallow
abare-apple: abare-apple: sonicfox is on twitter posting the borderline furry porn he commissioned what a fucking absolute legend this is what a fucking legend looks like lads
possibly-lesbian: Yo,,,, WTF is wrong with our government? Please, if you’re old enough to vote FUCKING VOTE. We need to change what’s going on, and voting is the only way to do so. Support our trans brothers and sisters from this absolute BULLSHIT
lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even OH MY FUCKING GOD
skottfrii: I mean….I’d still hit, but what in the FUCK is he doing? Lmao niggas be looking absolutely ridiculous tryna twerk 9 times outta 10. Just leave that shit to the bitches
what is the thing that is preventing stupid people from giving their kids vaccinations? like what could be so absolutely terrible that you would risk your kid getting the black plague to avoid? the fuck are these people running from?
onion-souls: foxsgallery: thesymbolofpeace: idk whats funnier the concept of tumblr staff hating the userbase of tumblr and purposefully, spitefully fucking up the code whenever possible or staff being so absolutely inept that they just accidentally
ask-oncies-jizz: joey-wheeler-official: ask-oncies-jizz: things that you absolutely should not nickname dildos bongs things that you absolutely should nickname roombas What if i name the roomba dildo bongins borderline but acceptable Uh fuck you
maiesiophiliac-surrogate: secretdesire-shhh69: Three weeks til the baby gets here. Im determined to get my fiance to fuck me. reblog,like,follow,send me submissions, or tell me what you think Your fiancé would be insane to not fuck you! Absolutely
char7es96: nentindo: pixiedustbunnies: big hero 6 au where absolutely everything is the same except baymax is voiced by cr1tikal #Whats up everybody its baymax and get ready to shit your nipples because i am a fucking sentient marshmallow
ella-morales: Oh shut the fuck up. It wasn’t an innocent question. Everyone knew what you were implying and don’t you even try to talk to me about Carson because you know absolutely nothing, as per usual. You’re making an ass of yourself,
theblackdream: sbrulestheworld:jessehimself:Beat Martese Johnson bloody and then chained the honor student’s ankles together like a _____.What is Slave, Alex. For absolutely no fucking reason…
littlefuckingtwat: By far the most degrading and difficult thing I’ve done. I felt like absolute shit. After I was done recording I laid there in my own filth thinking about what a fucking disgusting piggy whore I am for doing this, just to humiliate
thebigbearcave: coachbear: the-iron-cub: mikey-makes-posts: fuck it I’m drunk enough to do this, but just please don’t be mean I know I don’t look good Freaking stunning dude Sexy as fuck I adore this picture. what absolute cuteness and
tempestade-das-estrelas: a-lonlier-version-of-you: wakuwakuweek: hey guys guess what I fucking swear to god I absolutely hate it and I’m sharing it so the whole world can see it too
spiderrl–cookie: fuckpuppet4shemales: balldown04: T-gurl bang'n a white asshole. What a Fuck'n slut he is. This is beyond HOT!!. Please fuck me the same. Absolutely gorgeous 👄 👅
lileagle540: wifebook: evilways235: nekekamix: Stunning… Absolutely gorgeous Wow what a wife! I have to fuck her someday! She is just perfect. Love the curves! Hotwife! Is it me or should Halloween be year around
slapherface: lovettehabilis: travpainslut: aneirakinked: sadistic-gentleman-uk: This has to be done. The fuck needs to be shown what it is and how it will be treated. Oh, this is absolutely perfect. thank YOU SIR If Sir does it , then He is right.
agirlofmanywords: i absolutely hate the phrase ‘love is love’especially when people put it over two people who appear to be the same gender making outlike no shut the fuck upyou are not doing what i want you to do, “allies”like wow your peaceful
juicexkrew: linrenzo: prettyboyshyflizzy: smh why are they stalking her im sure theres bigger things doing on in the city So what I’m trying to understand here is, cops can be full blown members of the KKK or kill a fucking child for absolutely
vaknosh: hammyboney: grumpasfuck: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Villians Beware! Bat-Cow is on the Case what in the fucking PLEASE BE CANON absolutely canongod bless Grant Morrison and Dan Didio for this gift
thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout: That fucking white board filled with what I assume are the requirements to get the job is absolutely full of gold holy shit
bwoingy:bibo:bibo:I love deep sea fish like. What is thatMy absolute favorite post by far. I love all the people showing me deep sea fish or talking about them in the tags. It fucking rules.This is a pacific barreleye! Its eyes are actually the green
maoukitty: vaknosh: hammyboney: grumpasfuck: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Villians Beware! Bat-Cow is on the Case what in the fucking PLEASE BE CANON absolutely canongod bless Grant Morrison and Dan Didio for this gift Bat-Cow is my favorite super hero.
open-ended-insanity: poweredbygirl: This is what people see as they commute to work in Philly. Hollaback Philly is absolutely doing it right. this is fucking beautiful Why the fuck isn’t this in Chicago?
gapesandrosebuds: yourarzheithole: fist-morbo: Precioso rosebud OH MY FUCKING GOD! this is what I dream about to have! this prolapse is probably the most impressive I’ve ever seen! That’s the biggest and meatiest prolapse i’ve ever seen, absolutely
Why the fuck do hate crimes of any sort even exist? Are people so terrible and hateful that it’s absolutely imperative that other people have to feel their pathetic, insecure wraths? What’s the point of beating someone up because they happen
female-destruction: What’s wrong, sweetheart? Are you regretting prancing around the bar like a filthy, fucking whore? Your tears mean absolutely nothing to me, the louder you scream, the harder I fuck! Let’s see what your pathetic boyfriend thinks
come-force-me: female-destruction: What’s wrong, sweetheart? Are you regretting prancing around the bar like a filthy, fucking whore? Your tears mean absolutely nothing to me, the louder you scream, the harder I fuck! Let’s see what your pathetic
hplessflirt: ournaughtyplayground: Women are so fucking hot to watch…. the way they move so gracefully.. delicate… yet can absolutely ravage one another, as well.. Mm… This is what a night at the club should look like for my wife ;) Damn, I need
himeno-ran:exilerose-deactivated20220711:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need
cheesecakelama: opidiod: wellversedinetiquettte: What the fuck is wrong with this website absolutely nothing Its flawless
houstonphysiqueaspirer: beefluvr94: Absolutely stunning. Love this stud. Scene 1: “Hey bro what’re you staring at?”Scene 2: “Wh-what are you doing down there man?”Scene 3: “H-holy fuck that feels good bud…take me to the root.”
gravityjunior:le-bjorn:deadryn:ptactwo:“gnc straight man being called a faggot doesn’t experience homophobia” what the fuck are you talking about. there’s absolutely no logic in anything like that. we have kids who literally killed
a-really-bad-decision: is-anyone-home:idk but like if my boss told me to do something and i didnt do it…i could be written up or fired so why does it not apply to celebs (i know why but you get my point) idk man if my boss told me to lose 1/3 of my
opidiod: wellversedinetiquettte: What the fuck is wrong with this website absolutely nothing
