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just-shower-thoughts:When I see a blatant repost I always think of that kid from grade school who would repeat other people jokes when the rest didn’t hear
just-shower-thoughts:I’ve been on the Internet since 1992 and have never purchased anything from a pop-up or banner ad.
sassymccoy: just-shower-thoughts: What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen #@nasa what’s ur wifi password
eastgrown: just-shower-thoughts: What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen AMEN
just-shower-thoughts: The first thing that my generation will do after getting released from Jail will be to check notifications
just-shower-thoughts: Batman v Superman should have been 2 movies released at the same time, but from each perspective.
just-shower-thoughts: Bed is warm. Sh.wer is warm. Coffee is warm. Car seat is warm. In the winter your morning routine just becomes skittering from one heat source to another like a cockroach.
just-shower-thoughts: Journalism seems to have changed its purpose from informing, educating and empowering the reader to a click-bait business designed to influence a reader who is too busy to look into a situation properly.
just-shower-thoughts: We went from riding around in horses and wagons to landing in the moon in not even a hundred years.
just-shower-thoughts: Every country has an Independence Day except Britain because they were the ones everybody was seeking independence from
egg-with-a-butt: just-shower-thoughts: How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before? I don’t know but I don’t like this post.
just-shower-thoughts: If a dentist does dental work. Shouldn’t mental work come from a mentist? Turn the water off and take your ass to bed already
switty4011: just-shower-thoughts: Thor’s hammer probably rips through random people’s bodies all the time when he retrieves it from long distances Ya know Karen I’m sick of y- *hammer rips through stomach- Now imagine what Stormbreaker is gonna
just-shower-thoughts: What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen
skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons
just-shower-thoughts:You always know when an angry person is angry, but someone who always seems calm could be 3 inches away from stabbing you in the throat with a toothbrush handle and you’d never know.
ohheyitsshanaj: anarchyinblack: just-shower-thoughts: All churches should be homeless shelters at night Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years from now people will be able to go to Google Maps street view, enter any year after 2007, and truly be able see what the world looked like back then.
just-shower-thoughts: Every time you take a breath, you are 5 minutes away from death. When you breathe again, the clock resets.
tyrantworld: just-shower-thoughts: All tests should be open book. It’s not like your future boss is going to say, “I need those tax returns finished by noon, but don’t look at any of the financial statements. Do it all from memory.” Exactly!
just-shower-thoughts: We are so used to our bodies healing and getting better when we get sick that we fail to realize that there will come a day which would be the last time our body would manage to get better from sickness. Yes! So take care of it
just-shower-thoughts: The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.
just-shower-thoughts: Getting a virus from a porn site is just the virtual version of a STD.
just-shower-thoughts: Saying “this is the worst day ever” is not pessimistic, its actually optimistic because you’re saying you’re gonna only do/be better from here
just-shower-thoughts: The immortal vampires from twilight could have done anything with their time, but they chose to go to high school for hundreds of years.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is just hiding how immature you actually are from other adults doing the same thing
just-shower-thoughts:1 second separates the closest and farthest times from your birthday.
just-shower-thoughts: The pickup line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven” is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan.
kindofapolyglot: just-shower-thoughts: Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack to your brain that allows you to interact with new characters from different lands. This is hands down the coolest way of putting it.
just-shower-thoughts: Since surnames were derived from professions, the number of “Smiths” in existence tells us which job was guaranteed to get you laid.
thebuttkingpost: just-shower-thoughts: The ability to cry when we want food is seemingly written into our genetic code from birth, which could explain why people get irritated and demotivated so easily on an empty stomach. NEGLECTING AN ESSENTIAL PART
just-shower-thoughts: One of the lesser known advantages of owning a cat is that they will alert you if a red dot from a sniper rifle appears on your body by frantically jumping on you.
just-shower-thoughts: When things start going poorly, we say, “Things are going downhill”. When the outlook is good, and things become easy, we say, “It’s all downhill from here”.
just-shower-thoughts: If Bruce Willis dies from Viagra overdose, the headline will read “Bruce Willis Dies Hard.”
just-shower-thoughts: In less than a week, people will go from bitching about the “upgrade to windows 10 for free” popups, to bitching about Windows 10 not being free anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.
just-shower-thoughts:I should probably tell my husband I signed up for reddit secret santa before I get an oddly personal christmas gift in the mail from an unknown sender
just-shower-thoughts: Now that gay men can donate blood in the US, would someone from Westboro Baptist church forgo a life-saving blood transfusion, to avoid “gay blood”?
just-shower-thoughts: The meaning of LOL has changed from ‘Laugh out loud’ to ‘This is mildly amusing’
just-shower-thoughts: The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons 😂😂😂😂 so true though!
just-shower-thoughts: The guaranteed full proof way to make any liquid seem disgusting–regardless of what it’s made of, where it came from, or how safe it is–is to step in it while wearing socks.
1dsexuallfrustrations: Shower Time - Zayn (publish as mybabytarzan please? It’s a sideblog, so I can’t submit from it. :/ ) You open the door to your apartment and sigh happily. It was a long day at work and you thought you’d never get to leave.
just-shower-thoughts: Extroverts just suck the energy from introverts and use it for themselves
just-shower-thoughts:Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.
just-shower-thoughts: If Aliens would look at the moon from 50 lightyears away next year July 16:th, they would see Niel Armstrong there.
just-shower-thoughts: A relationship thrives on communication, yet “We need to talk” is one of the scariest sentences to hear from your partner.
