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bimboeyes: “Baby! What the hell happened to me!?” The weight of these… things forced me to lean forward a bit. “What do you mean darling?” My boyfriend just looked at me with that same caring smile and his beautiful eyes. Something about those
"Hi there, I'm a tomboy that happens to like other tomboys. My friends tell me a relaysh between two butch ladies isn't going to work so I better give up and not flirt with them. Though I don't think this is true ( love is love and things like that) It
talesfromweirdland: Marilyn Monroe visits the troops in Korea, 1954.She went on to say that the visit “was the best thing that ever happened to me. I never felt like a star before in my heart. It was so wonderful to look down and see a fellow smiling
bubblesforalgernon: bimboeyes: “Baby! What the hell happened to me!?” The weight of these… things forced me to lean forward a bit. “What do you mean darling?” My boyfriend just looked at me with that same caring smile and his
whenever you are too tired and hopesless, thats when you will be glad to have LOVE in your life, you are the best thing that could vever happen to me… i love you Btw a big shotout to jailingam (mario) for been a great friend =) waiting for blood
problemnyatic:penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When
glumshoe: emibenza8: glumshoe: I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started
penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When we were
fiovske:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow: No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
aeolus06: maddiewiththemoths: shubbabang: whats sad is that im not even that terribly tall yet i still manage to hit my head on something daily I feel this in my heart Lol I’m 6 ft and the belt loop thing happens to me constantly u u.
rooshoes: really one of the only good things that has happened to me in the last 6mos is that, after spending ฤ on a sexyfur account for joke purposes and then unsubscribing a month later, my membership continues to work and i continue to leak porn
rooshoes: fiztheancient: rooshoes: really one of the only good things that has happened to me in the last 6mos is that, after spending ฤ on a sexyfur account for joke purposes and then unsubscribing a month later, my membership continues to work
nightguardmod: tehjai: aliyamirat: naamahdarling: setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still
I was doing really good this week, but of course the moment I have down time I just feel that kick in the stomach of oh. right. that thing happened to me. I still feel broken from that and no professional success can fix that.
demoiselledefortune: Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I’ll give you either (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon(b) a reason he/she sucks© a reason he/she is awesomecakes(d) five things that never happened to that
morthils: i made some memes for The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Me™ also don’t try to tell me that erin wouldn’t fight a 6-year-old who called her a butt baby
sinbadism: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
them-babies: adirtylilsecret: hellyeahehitfromtheback: -___- I hate when he shows up on my dash… Doesn’t it just suck ass when that happens, the same thing literally just happened to me one minute ago. I never understood they hype over his lil
perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message
perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message
dontforgettheclit: Some bad things happened to me this year but also some really great things. Ive met people that have changed my life for the better and that I really love. Most of all I’m more in love with my body than I’ve ever been😊 Blackout
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: justasolitarywolf replied to your post:… Oh I see it’s basically little things that bothering you? It happens to me alot, but I just vent kinda like you do, with me i’d rather not get help but I’m
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
kgbm: his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
So I’m going to make a nsfw blog because I need to talk about things that happen in dmmd but I also don’t want my irl friends to judge me if they ever check tumblr lol I guess if any of my followers want to follow that blog you can message
tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be
sonypraystation: surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins
faggotryngendersissification: Brainwashing is the best thing that has even happened to me. Now I have the confidence to go out dressed like this in public. I want the world to see that I am a stunning bimbo whos sole purpose is to serve cock. F.A.G.S.
beautyiinthebreakdown: This is Me. What with everything that’s happened to me this year… my relationship with my body has had to stand up to probably the most traumatic things a woman can go through… Pregnancy and Miscarriage… twice in one year…
surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
213990234-deactivated20201005: get to know me meme: {1/5} ships: Damon and Elena ↳”You are, by far, the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my 173 years on this Earth. I get to die knowing I was loved- not just by anyone-
I miss texting you throughout the day. telling you about the little things that happened. reminicing on the good times of the past. telling you how much you mean to me. you telling me you love me more. I miss talking to you till early in the morning.
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
sniffing: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in
lovelysemixo:When I tell you that I love you, I don’t say it out of habit or for conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. ♥️
Here’s a confession. The car accident I was in is probably the best thing that ver happened to me. For the first time in my life I feel like I can work on myself and pursue things that before were just thoughts. I feel like I can actually go out of
surprisebitch:listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
