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astareis:so after three years on this blog and five years generally on tumblr, this blog already got 850 followers. and since i’m so excited and happy to see that, i just felt the need to take this opportunity to show you guys how grateful i am.
coldcffee: day one; favorite book/book series » the Fault in Our Stars;↳ ”That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that
dothistomygf: You girlfriend tells you that she isnt flirting with your friend, just being nice. Shes fucking lying, you know how big his cock is and that she has felt it tear her up before… why do you think she is so loose now?
Good, now hook it up in the back. Excellent. So, how do I look? Ready for the stage? Oh, don’t worry about that stutter. You don’t actually need to say anything. I can tell from the size of your bulge how I look. Excuse me? Did you ask if you could
batlock: So. Cards Against Humanity. I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this. It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too. If you have it, open your box. You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there? Do that.
thatgirlwiththehoodie: do you ever like a song so much that just listening to it doesn’t feel like enough?? like you feel like you actually want to inhale it?? idk is this weird i don’t really know how else to describe it
batlock: So. Cards Against Humanity. I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this. It’s great. It holds all of my shit. But it holds something else too. If you have it, open your box. You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there? Do that.
“How curious that nature could punish a creature so malevolently. You are condemned to relearn pain for an eternity. How painful it must be to possess self-awareness, and consciousness as you do.. trapped in a lower dimension such as you are.”
avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?
moms-and-incest: My son never gets in any trouble at school. He doesn’t do any drugs. He doesn’t drink underage. And he’s never been caught with a girl. One of my friends asked me once, “How do you get your son to behave so well? How is it that
bloodbenderz: captioningresource: heylaurak: michaelmidnight: korratea: this video is so well done it deserves an oscar IN A ROW? oh my god the lipsync on this is so good [Mako: You sucked that guys dick?Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that
logicalfangirl: you’re gonna go far, kid Shading is hard you guys. So is setting up photosets to look pretty when one of the pics is long. How do I make it so that the long pic is on the side and the two smaller pics are next to it? Tumblr formatting,
orangelightning-zazaziing reblogged your post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. and added: Omg I never had this happen how’d you do that. when it asks you “why is it no good?” you’re supposed to select “it’s wrong,” but
jukeboxemcsa: “Do you know–I never really noticed how beautiful you were until I saw you kneeling. I think it’s something in your eyes. That glassy, sleepy look is so becoming on you that I really think I’m quite overcome. But then again, I think
cirifiona: - What did my husband say?- Beats me. The dead don’t talk.- You’re just asking for it. Don’t blame me if you get cursed.- The dead don’t talk and they don’t eat dango. So I made a one-sided promise. I won’t forget this debt. Your
bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet
magica-tenore-regina: twapa: sitta-pusilla: sitta-pusilla: girlslikegirlsalmighty: how do parrots talk that’s so scary I have So Much to say about this topic Now that I have time… I like to ask people why they think it is that chimpanzees–our
thesourceofmysins: Ahhh, thank u!!! I’m bad at doing comic but i had so much fun drawing this idea!!!:3 I hope you like it! But didn’t draw actual fighting because i dont know how to draw OH GOD THIS IS SO PERFECT!!!!!! It’s so adorable that
cerethius replied to your post “[[MOR]I need help but idk what to do or say I feel so mentally and…” As suggested, writing about how you feel is a good idea if you don’t feel that you can talk about it. Don’t worry about how you
twiggynightmare: xutjja: (It’s really impossible to capture an image from this clip that would do it justice so, I made a couple of gifs.) I’m so fat that I had to take three breaks while filming this short clip! In this clip I’ll show you how
mychemicalbooks: do you ever read fanfiction so good you wish it was a book that you could buy and put on some shelf in your bedroom and gaze at sometimes and remember how amazing that motherfucker was instead of having to squint at it on your too bright
dubblebubble: do you ever read fanfiction so good you wish it was a book that you could buy and put on some shelf in your bedroom and gaze at sometimes and remember how amazing that motherfucker was instead of having to squint at it on your too bright
alexkwonghom: There are many moments in our life that take our breath away. You always give me those moments. It’s amazing how you can do the simplest things that seem so perfect. The way you smile back at me. The way you tease me. The moment when
averageisnotenough: See how much he stretches me baby? That’s why he can make me cum so much harder than you can. It has nothing to do with skill or how much I’m attracted to you, he just has a bigger cock than you.
purrrrha: do you ever just get really overwhelmed because of how adorable someone is like they do something or say something and you physically have to stop and smile because it’s so cute
egorodriguez:“There is no doubt that you will touch a life today. It’s just the manner in which you choose to do so, and how that will leave both yourself and everyone you touched once it’s over.” #egorodriguez #illustration #narrativeillustration
officergrski: Then tell me. That’s how this works. You talk to me about it, so I can take your hand and fucking walk through this shit with you. That is what I signed up for, okay? But I cannot do that if you won’t let me in!
ralphisthedaddy: That is right little girl. Keep your eyes on Daddy. Daddy is watching everything you do. Daddy loves how you lick and suck on his cock. Making it so hard and thick that it barely fits in your mouth. Don’t worry little girl,
mychemicalbooks:do you ever read fanfiction so good you wish it was a book that you could buy and put on some shelf in your bedroom and gaze at sometimes and remember how amazing that motherfucker was instead of having to squint at it on your too bright
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:Keep seeing people talking about how men are ugly and I’m like damn…we’re trying so hard to make it so that women can be ugly if they want. What are you gonna do when we finally are ugly? “that man is so ugly”
lookingbruh: r-tech-master: bigpussybitch: thenoirsextherapist: natslayer:I want it to HURT SO GOOD Yes please make it hurt Make it hurt. That’s how you know you’re doing it right 😁 Thick giiirrrllsssss 😍😍😍
ricefag: Once you get a faggot, don’t show any mercy. The harder You abuse it, the more it gets addicted. That will make it easier to cashrape its wallet deeply. So, all You have to do is just be yourself, after all. You already know how to use a faggot
mjwatson: it’s 2014. how is it so difficult to grasp the idea of feminism? do you think women should be treated and have rights equal to men? proper pay, respect, etc? then you’re a feminist. that simple. like… do people think feminism is a cult
shrugged: it’s incredible how one person can affect you so much. they can put you on cloud nine or in a dark place with just a few words. that one person influences your thoughts, your mood, your being. you do all that to me and more. it kills me.
The downside to having a popular post is that your activity feed is so full that you miss stuff from people you actually know. :|How do ya’ll Tumblr famous people do it??
magicul: do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence