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experienceisbest: The Flight Attendant Life as a young flight attendant was not what she expected. Those long layovers in foreign cities staying in hotels meant she had to find interesting things to do. She was lucky that the aircraft’s Captain took
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stew957: Gran said come over around about lunch time, I thought she may have had a few odd jobs she wanted done around the house, this was not what I expected and that I would spend the whole afternoon fucking her Absolutely gorgeous old vagina
stew957: Gran said come over around about lunch time, I thought she may have had a few odd jobs she wanted done around the house, this was not what I expected to see and that we would spend the whole afternoon fucking and sucking. I went home drained
stew957: grannyfantasy: Older ladies looking to hookup: http://bit.ly/1S0uL4j Gran normally invited me over on Sundays for lunch,and after wards I did a odd jobs around the house, this Sunday was not what I expected and the only job was was servicing
stew957: Gran normally invited me over on Sundays for lunch,and after wards I did a odd jobs around the house, this Sunday was not what I expected and the only job was was servicing my Gran. We spent the whole afternoon fucking and sucking. I went
bimbosuperiority: “Hi can I help you? Wait…what? You’re his wife??? No…erm…I’m not laughing, I was just coughing. You aren’t quite what I expected. Well, I just didn’t think his wife would be so…scrawny. Yes of course this is
When my wife told me she had taken a job at the Men’s Club downtown I asked her what she was getting paid. “No hourly pay” she said. “I’ll be working for tips.” I chuckled and told her not to expect much. She is pretty shy and not
tiodepijama: 2009 was a great year. i had two men to fuck me separatedly. but when one knew about the other, both left me. can you believe that? men jealous of the queer. what did they expect? im not a wife.
O///O WHOA! WHERE’D THIS COME FROM! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS, IT LOOKS AMAZING! I was NOT expecting this, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! LOOK AT THIS SEDUCTIVE ANTHRO UG, YOU GOT THE ANTHRO PART DOWN REALLY AWESOMELY! AND MAAAAAN JUST LOOK AT THAT
kinnme: Ok so… I was so afraid to post these panels here on tumblr because I am expecting people to throw hate because OMG I MADE TWO CHILDREN KISS. I hope this is not what’s gonna happen honestly, it’s just a pure and innocent little kiss. Also,
bbw-club: mkwnsqrt: send me your pictures and videos and follow me lets do something special here. mkwnsqrt@yahoo.com I will not post anything unless you give me permission to do so I don’t know why she was so surprised. I mean, what did Mom expect?
cheating-gf: It was a bit not what your girlfriend was expecting from personal training from her boss. But she could not refuse, you realize.
shesnotcheating: Jake! What have you done! I thought you wanted me to stroke your cock. I mean, I didn’t understand the blindfold, but still. I seem surprised but not angry? Well, umm, yeah. Of course I’m surprised. I was expecting your little one,
dallassissy: depravityexposed: When Mistress told me that I would become Rocky’s little bitch I assumed that she had invited one of her male friends over to have me for the night. God I was half right, it was a male but god Rocky was not what I expected
pussymodsgaloreHCH piercing with a large gauge ring. Initially I did wonder if it was a triangle piercing which would go deep and under the clit shaft, but that far up I think not, so I opt for a HCH! This piercing is what I’d expect from a guy–not
crispychocolate: ipgd: zedasaysdudealot: subrosadraco: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians
cutelittleass: When she asked for a raise, this is not what my secretary was expecting… http://cutelittleass.tumblr.com/ Sorry for the interruption, but what do you think about this REBLOG?
gaggedandforeverbound: This was not what she expected as punishment for not paying her roommates her share of rent, but when she woke up on the bed, she quickly sat up, realized her entire body was squeezed together with rope. She yelled and screamed
smokinwives: When your wife said she was having one of those “budoir photo shoots” done this is not what you expected.
jennypham-: ohmygawdlisa: thugmcnasty-: 1. I did NOT expect his voice to sound like that 2. HAHAHAH WTF?!!?!?! ^^^^^^^^^ EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS SAYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF i wish i had an afro. :/
Caulifla Shows OffWhen Caulifla told Kale there was something that she wanted to show her, this is not what either of them expected! XDDr. Gonzo’s PatreonKo-Fi
phonywise: thetenk: voraciousscrolling: TODAY, ON “THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED” canon pokemon sizes are fucking bullshit yeah i was looking up pokemon sizes as research for commissions and then i just decided to make up the sizes on my own
mycupofshe: hellyeahthomassanders: The Wingman 💕 by Thomas Sanders That was not what i expected
anothermexicannamedjose: shockzapbam: bacon-dragon:tastefullyoffensive: “Love Potion” by Buttersafe Wtf. That was not what i expected. I’m going to ugly cry. Ohh
theskaldspeaks: I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected.
cerebralsinner: honey-andrevolution: sadspaghetti: sadspaghetti: this was not what i expected to see on my facebook feed today there they go THIS IS ART LET THEM LIVE
erens-jaeger-bombs: Eren and Mikasa freeing Armin from his confines and ending in a group hug!
fantherkingchris: thatsthat24: Halloween Costume Advice 👻 Wow… Not what I expected. It was actually BETTER!
evincibly: When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… This shit is not what I expected
a-sadist-at-play-45: desperatelyseekingdennis: longbeachgriffy: When everyone is offended by everything. I was expecting something funny, not horribly depressing. Say what you will, but this shit’s true. When everyone’s offended at nothing, nothing
ask-sunlightstream: ((yeee totally not what you expected right?)) I was laughing forever!XD XD XD XD XD
ectolime: I WAS EXPECTING STAIRS. YOU KNOW. STAIRS. NOT THIS FUCKING PLOT TWIST ESCAPE POLE. WHAT THE FUCK. EXCUSE ME, I REALIZE YOU’RE AN ANIME PROTAGONIST BUT WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO JUST SLIDE DOWN A POLE IN YOUR HOUSE LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
videohall:What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians running out of buildings coming to help you. > Hope no
flower-crowns-and-gas-masks: effington: catbountry: drtanner: thebestoftumbling: you okay there, buddy? WHAT I wasn’t sure what noise I was expecting but that was not it. That’s the best noise it could have ever been FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT
Here’s a not very detailed pic of Tori and my Kotetsu and Kurotetsu cosplays! It was a LOT OF FUN doing this cosplay. We looked super cute together (to be expected tbh) and being noticed was a lot of fun. It was just really fun joking about
ariaste:milfmisspiggy:why was this so sweet, what did he expect people to say, “no mr. brian may from the band queen, you do NOT have permission to play the sea shanty, put down the guitar and go back to the astrophysics” like,,,, what a silly
rokhiel: I was bored and decided to trace a photo and paint Rokhiel over it, it’s honestly not what I expected, granted that I did not invest a lot of time on it~
dederants: amythe3lder: bumbleshark: pardonmewhileipanic: theskaldspeaks: I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected. i wasn’t ready this is the content i like to see This is still what I think of when I see a wheel LMFAO
runicscribbles: wicked1one11: nuclearhobo: leo-arcana: kat2107: daimaouffxiv: forever-afk: oh my god Okay, this is awesome. whatever you are expecting, this is not it! If you could see my face right now, oh my fucking god This……was not what
athena-woodward: No, he’s just a big fat pig in an expensive suit that thinks he can have the run of everyone here. Well he can have the run of everyone here, including you, but I’m off limits. I’m not sure what gave you the impression of
Knife PlaySo today I took a class on fear and bdsm play, it was not what I expected lol. But during this class, he demonstrated knife play with a volunteer. At first, I was holy fuck, he’s going to fuck her with that knife! I was scared for her,
christelchistel: orangepenguino: tyrias-last-timelord: I turned on the sound expecting to hear someone mocking this cat for backing up like this. That was not what I got. @tawnypixie Billy Jean is not my lover…
iinvitedyourwifeupforadrink: Not a word was spoken, you knew what was expected of you
ryuuspooky: camo—zamboni: My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics? I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct
tacocore-: touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was
obsessionisaperfume: dubiousculturalartifact: Alright, but anyone else find it interesting not just what Dean said here, but what he DIDN’T say?Because I was expecting him to finish the sentence having listed off his three main vices/coping mechanisms,
squided: theskaldspeaks: I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected. well i was not prepared for that trip
damnedbyassociation: the harsh reality of the cold floor brings her to her senses, this is what she had expected, the discomfort was not, the ropes restrict and hold her firmly, she knew that her vulnerability was to be taken advantage of, this was
thingsyourwifewilldo: This was not what your wife was expecting when she want away for a relaxing girls weekend… but as soon as she caught his eye at the beach earlier in the day, she knew she was his slut for the rest of her stay…
officialcockboys: wehornyteen: officialhungboys: funkmybf: sloppysecondspdx: My husband put on the blindfold expecting to get fucked by me but what he was not aware of, was that is found a bull to come use his hole first. He finally understood what
saw a comment someone left on my fic saying the chapter was too short and not what was expected and im just lmao that is not helpful or wanted commentary and will now be deleted bye
the-ninjabi: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: akitooo: coooooooooooooulson: videohall: Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint are you fuckingkidding me hahahahalmao THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED But what just happened….. LOLOLOL
patiently-waitingg: skarosoul: captainboobs: scarletandsilver: missatralissa: teenw1thablog: WHATADKL I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TURN OF EVENTS!! PLOT TWIST: THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE SNAKECAKE! EXCUSE ME YOU WHAT I was scrolling down and I jumped
harlette: When they said:”We do not accept mistakes here.”, this was not what she expected.(via fetish4)
harlette: When they said:”We do not accept mistakes here.”, this was not what she expected. (via bdsm, fetish4) (via TumbleOn)
