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yeamarvel: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
nillatana: “You might complain, but this is not the worst thing that’s going to happen to you tonight, pig.”
robertdowneyjrs: marvel cinematic universe: captain america: the first avenger (2011) ↳ “Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
oliver-sykes-is-my-inspiration: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot. // for Emily ♥ BMTH blog
bentover: the fear of not knowing combined with the desire, the excitement, the anticipation of delicious things that might happen …
kineticlunarays: “For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a nebula must collapse. So collapse. Crumble. This is not your destruction. This is your birth.” n.t.
countryhick83: nickisproperty:not once… lots cause its gurls only way to get some relieve… hihi… cuming like a girl is the best thing that could happen to gurl… hihi Hell yes every time I get fuck in my ass
btmegan: youmightbealesbianif: pachycephalosarah: Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love. While I try not to reblog things that I’ve reblogged here before, I can’t help but do this one again. OMG THE CUTEST!
thestormweaver: hazelshaw: Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge IMO, the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is one of the best things to happen on social media. Not because it’s generating money (though that’s great) but because it’s generating
I’m not sorry for this LMAOOnce again, more fun with Jasper being a Homeworld Gem having never coexisted with humans before, having no fucking knowledge how biology works and what happens when you consume things
spacemuffinz: hugealienpie: sweaterkittensahoy: gotalittlebowonit: if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is
skuttzy:I just keep drawing her amazing bicepts… Trying to post some of my non-smut things over on my SFW blog. Particularly if i draw Zarya because that has just been happening a lot lately…
awharrys: awharrys: awharrys: why does the sun look like a ceiling light i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me not a scientist, but if the
cthonical: GUYS THERE IS A JURASSIC PARK DATING SIM CALLED JURASSIC HEART I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED !!!!!!!
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
batsghoulsandghosties:I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting
boo2020:I don’t think you anti-narumayos understand. I ship (or support the shippers of) ships with actual, legit “moral problems”. Nick/Maya is not the most “problematic” thing that I ship, it just happens to be my favourite. You insisting
blackwidowsredledger: “Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
turnipfritters:cuntmunism:weaselle:greatmountainfloofsquatch:songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:peetbools:peetbools:peetbools:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida
“Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people. For those few months, you’re not required to be who everyone thinks you are, and that cut-grass smell in the air and the chance to dive into the deep end of a pool
sumisa-lily: “Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people. For those few months, you’re not required to be who everyone thinks you are, and that cut-grass smell in the air and the chance to dive into the deep end
grinned: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot.
coffinpaws: So a thing that actually happened while secretkink was visiting:We bought some diapers for pee reasons and I wore one around for the evening andturns out they’re not of good qualityDid she know I was wearing a diaper under my pajamas?:
gatsbyswhore: A few months ago Gatsby taught me to squirt. It’s not something I ever gave much thought to until it happened. He was fist fucking me, and I soaked him. It’s one of those things that feels so wrong in the build up, but then oh so right.
auxcord-hoe: more pictures of myself from the year I turned 18 and started dating the worst thing that probably ever happened to me I always had to look good as fuck to make sure I was worthy to be in a relationship and not be cheated on but ya, we saw
im-rey: “Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
roborunt replied to your post: its not even so much about the money i mean i… draw ponies. put up commissions for ponies. profit from ponies. did i mention draw ponies cause thats where things are happening at the moment? haha i actually had a
bayleef: harusochinchin: i was talking about this yesterday because of things happening; we need to stop blaming victims for ‘not doing enough’ to prevent hate. it’s never your fault if you get hate! of course, turning anon off and blocking people
datcatwhatcameback: Guys. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Agatrix made me this super adorable Cheerilee, and she has the Cheeribee costume as well (not pictured yet). When I get her I will post more of her. C: I am beside myself
cartoonyworld: futaquestria-lime: Not gonna let whatever happened keep me down and I got the hint Here have a new Fluttershy anthro I sketched Got a new account, for nsfw stuff so uh follow that if you want! There are some things I won’t be posting
icefeels replied to your post: I’m having a major gender crisis right now. Send… Is this a thing I can help with? Not really? It’s all related to something that happened earlier today and I don’t really know what to do about it.
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lilium: And this is why these things are happening to you, stupid crying guy.Don’t. Hurt. Shinra. Izaya was not kidding around. He will spend (and has spent) the rest of his life making that dude regret hurting his adorable, precious (only?) friend.I
ofgeography: hierarches: flickerman: @america explain Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain! @captioned-vines here’s a weird thing i happen to know the answer to, which is that “kansas”
youmightbealesbianif: pachycephalosarah: Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love. While I try not to reblog things that I’ve reblogged here before, I can’t help but do this one again. OMG THE CUTEST!
bigdimbros: lixpex: Hee hee. Look at the honor student, tryin’ to figure out what’s happened to him! Dude, seriously, I wouldn’t be tryin’ to think. It’s not your thing anymore. Try flexin’ those pecs instead. Hell yeah! Now that’s more
gayfreddy: listen i know this is a good thing that the DAPL has been taken down, but this will only happen for as long as Obama will be in office. Of course, i was only told this by family who read up on it, and if this is not true please correct me.
obiwaen:Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
yulia-hime: Because you know if Mamakura ever finds out what happened, Sasuke’s ass is grassYou know the only thing that scares Sasuke is when his wife is angry. ~PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS~
blanania: mutual feelingsthis is for the last chap where I naively not expecting the thing that is happening right now, I didn’t want to drop it either so have some non-existent assuring moments before we get dragged to hell (read from left to right
So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be
tonystarking:Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
mikmik121: Let’s just say that ‘no homo’ was not the first thing on the guy’s mind.
officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in
lindseymorqan: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not the perfect soldier, but a good man.
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: justasolitarywolf replied to your post:… Oh I see it’s basically little things that bothering you? It happens to me alot, but I just vent kinda like you do, with me i’d rather not get help but I’m
3tno: Okay but Balder He’s absolutely adorable and did not deserve all the bad things that have happened to him okay lemme hold him I feel for him in the first game now too like Bby no
“Good morning, Slut. Today is a tease and denial morning. Stroke that cock of mine, but do not cum. Bad things will happen if you should cum. I do want to see it leaking thought.”
kchante: slytherinzayn: #boycotthamilton trending on twitter is the funniest thing that’s happened all year. the show is sold out through 2018, and even if you already have tickets, the most you can do is decide not to show up, which ain’t hurting
coaztal:Not to be dramatic but being gay is the best thing that’s happened to me and I would be a worse person if I was straight !
spidermsns: Everything in high school seems like the most important thing that’s ever happened in your life. It’s not. You’ll get out of high school and you never see those people again. All the people who torment and press you won’t make a difference
youknowyouareasurvivorwhen: you have to keep reminding yourself that: yes, those things really happened to you no, you’re not overreacting or mis-remembering yes, it “counts” yes, you deserve to share your truths
sailorportia:not to be dramatic, but i’m the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
verababy: dapperdoll: thebloodofpatriotsandtyrants: pprowess: newconnellygirl: epic-humor: always reblog UM BEAUTIFUL best thing that ever happened on Fox News to not reblog this awesome would be criminal
dynastylnoire: nefermaathotep: In no way, shape, or form am I condoning that Ray Rice assaulting his wife is not a big deal. It is wrong, and disturbing. It’s crazy and barbaric. Oh, and another thing…It happened 7 months ago. Hmmm… This incident
fairysharkmother: Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end. DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES. EVER. There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES. What happens