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wurnbology: There was this teacher in high school who was very awkward and he told us he killed his cat accidentally by sitting on it. So for the rest of the year every time he sat down everyone would meow violently.
zelulae: JUST NOTICED THE PROCESS WORK I POSTED PREVIOUSLY WOULD’VE BEEN REALLY HANDY FOR ANTS BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY STUPID AND I SHOULD’VE POSTED THEM LIKE THIS. KILL ME. I am so sorry. lol
micdotcom: 23 times America failed black people in 2014 Without question, black people dominated news coverage this year, but often not for reasons many would celebrate. As America witnessed the killings of unarmed black people by police, the reality
unapologetically-descriptivist: b0ytemper: tubaterry: christ This post took 3 years off my life I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.
deathbeforediet: My heart is breaking. This is Goya, 4 y/o pitbull male who was literally dumped in a high kill shelter in Manhattan. He is a therapy dog who detected seizures for a disabled child & alerted the family (he would even lay on the ground
I know for a fact I would’ve killed myself a long time ago if I didn’t have this feeling of purpose that I haven’t fulfilled yet.
I apologize for spamming you guys with remixed BGMs. BUT OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL OH GOD I WOULD’VE LOVED TO KILL VESPER AND JAMMING TO THIS MEANWHILE!
I’m just gonna say this:Flamel likes to kill me with his extremely nice art. I wish you guys would’ve seen what I saw (assuming some of you care for that stuffs).*paddles on in the canoe*
manywinged:manywinged:gayanddeadinsidious:manywinged:yeah he says he loves you but would he unleash cosmic horrors beyond mankind’s comprehension on the world for youYou’re right. I should dump himfuck yeah bestie!!!this post has a kill count
amybrookheimers: episodes of doctor who i’d kill to see - the mortal goddess “How could you do this? Surely you knew Menelaus would come after you? Hundreds of men are dying out there for you and you tell me that you’re not even sure you love
deathbeforediet: deathbeforediet: My heart is breaking. This is Goya, 4 y/o pitbull male who was literally dumped in a high kill shelter in Manhattan. He is a therapy dog who detected seizures for a disabled child & alerted the family (he would
lol-kill-me-now: I am raising money for Lilly Pond Foal Rescue. I made another post about this, gaining 271 reblogs. If every single person who reblogged donated 1 dollar, we would be well over halfway our goal! If all of my followed donated a dollar,
ikaythegod: Jordan Davis would have turned 19 this year. The black teen was killed in 2012 while sitting in a car with his friends outside a Jacksonville, Florida convenience store, listening to music. That music was too loud for Michael Dunn. Following
smeagoled: That’s what always kept Hagrid safe. Because Hagrid actually would’ve been a natural to kill in some ways. But because I always cleaved to this mental image of Hagrid being the one carrying Harry out and that was so perfect for me because
cleverity: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy If he took a bullet for every bloated lie he’s told to keep self-awareness and rational empathy at a minimum,
cubesona: a quick drawing I did of an OC @oolongearlgrey for me on my birthday. her name’s Mukai-oh, and I think oolong did a good job. Sorry tihs drawing isn’t super fancy.I /would/ tag this as “nsfw” but I’m afraid tumblr will kill me. So
loathsomebear: A young man wanted to kill himself online today and I couldn’t convince him not to. I pleaded and begged him not to do it. I told him I would be there for him during this difficult time. I even told him about my own attempted suicide
aidn: denchgang: mommunist: why would anyone put hair gel in a coconut how do you think hair gel is made stupid it comes from coconuts someone killed this poor innocent coconut just for hair gel. it had a family
concept-of-karma: deathbeforediet: My heart is breaking. This is Goya, 4 y/o pitbull male who was literally dumped in a high kill shelter in Manhattan. He is a therapy dog who detected seizures for a disabled child & alerted the family (he would
c0rtanablue: Have you voted for your favourite cam girl today?? It would mean a lot to help me out! You can vote every day! There’s 20,000 of you that follow me. Let’s kill this voting! http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/22
torontoqueer: theqpocshakur: platanotaco: at-the-salonge: He need his ass whopped OH MY GOD OMGGGGG YOOOO I GOT MAD WATCHING THIS Y’all know he’s dead. I don’t have the patience for children, I would have killed that child. Lord please
w1tchboy: quick-cashing: scrlett: Fuck you pay me Goddamn it someone pay her jesus how is this real I don’t understand. she can make me bleed + kill me like for real she’s got looks that would make me wanna propose on sight.
mrcheyl: johnny-escobar: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! This is some shit niggas with terrible customization skills would make back in Need for Speed Underground and think it’s hot.
badgyal-k: micdotcom: 23 times America failed black people in 2014 Without question, black people dominated news coverage this year, but often not for reasons many would celebrate. As America witnessed the killings of unarmed black people by police,
fuckyeahavatarshipping: sherbeeee: At this moment, if Asami really wanted to, she would let out a girly scream in the cell’s toilet. (idk what i’m doing with my life anymore asamosby’s killing me Also, thank God for oh-the-linsanity, she helped
sovereignth:sweet-carrot:sundermunder:And now for a different kind of robot! posts that would immediately kill a 14th century peasant I just made the loudest, ugliest cackle at this that it scared my cats 🤣
itechi: Naruto meme »» Eight Fights [2/8] yamazekis: Uchiha Sasuke Vs Uzumaki Naruto Sasuke reveals his intents to kill him to obtain the Mangekyō Sharingan. Naruto refused to accept that Sasuke would do this or his other reasons for pursuing
defnotyouraveragewoman: clonemecosima: girlyshippings: emilydoesminecraft: perkofbeinganoone: youre-killing-me-love: -Elizabeth Srs. I think I’m in love with this Peter Pan guy I NEED TO MEET HIM PETER PAN FOR PRESIDENT YES HELLO I WOULD LIKE
My legs are sore as fuck my throat is killing me I am sunburned this paint won’t come off my legs I am so tired I could sleep for days but I would do it all over again in a heart beat .
xohsoflyx: black barn owl? i’m using her for Fala’s pet hehe she has melanism o.o the opposite of albinism! I’d never heard of it before…so I found this quite interesting. had she been born in the wild…her mother would have killed her because
kingcheddarxvii: deathbeforediet: My heart is breaking. This is Goya, 4 y/o pitbull male who was literally dumped in a high kill shelter in Manhattan. He is a therapy dog who detected seizures for a disabled child & alerted the family (he would
maniacalmilann: the thing is, you have men out here who would love to do this for a female, it’s you low life ass garbage ass childish ass punk ass black eye in the game putting ass bitches with low fucking standards and no sense of loyality who killed
mcgarrygirl78: micdotcom: 23 times America failed black people in 2014 Without question, black people dominated news coverage this year, but often not for reasons many would celebrate. As America witnessed the killings of unarmed black people by
“I am the one who guided you this far, all you know and all you feel. Nobody must know my name for no one would understand and you’d kill what you fear.” Genesis barely have any lyrics in most of their songs but when they do they are
pinkadillydoo: what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find… And then he traded him for a flareon.The end.But seriously,this is really good
stephanielomeli: deathbeforediet: My heart is breaking. This is Goya, 4 y/o pitbull male who was literally dumped in a high kill shelter in Manhattan. He is a therapy dog who detected seizures for a disabled child & alerted the family (he would even