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hateic: I didn’t know what I had done wrong. I didn’t now how I ended up in this dungeon … I woke up, gagged with a smelly jockstrap, and with this man standing over me. He shouted that I was a dirty fag, and that he would treat me like one.
lexmealot: (via TumbleOn) The last thing David can remember is the hot blonde in the hotel bar buying him a drink. When he woke up his body was stiff and felt very plastic like. He was unable to blink. Then that same blonde walked in the room, laughed
swansongs-xxx: That night, daddy crept into my room, crawled into my bed, fingered me, and licked my pussy until I woke up, he pounded my pussy, and when he was ready to cum, he whimpered into my ears and then grunted like a wild animal until he came
bmarg12387: I hypnotized my friend that he is extremely horny, hornier than he has ever been in his life and needs to stroke his cock but his arms and legs are stiff and rigid like steel beams and he can not move them and woke him up. It was fun watching
gainerbull:Brad woke up with a much bigger butt just like the pills advertised. He was thoroughly excited by the extreme size increase until he put his hand on a cheek and realized it was actually still growing…
“I remember the first time I masturbated so clearly. I was about nine and at that age I liked to lay on my stomach while sleeping. Somehow at night my blanket got bunched up underneath my vagina and I woke up with a pressure underneath me. Obviousl
I woke my little slut up the other night like this, she ended up begging for anal. I destroyed her ass and came balls deep in it. All in all it was a good fucking night!
Wow!! I woke up to total epicness of having over 300,000 likes!!!!!! To me this is a blessing beyond words … Last year this time I think I was around 25-30,000 likes so dang what a year can do when you network and shoot with models who have your
Cougar was sitting on my bathroom counter when I woke up. He sometimes really likes to snuggle nose to nose and that was this morning. (Taken with instagram)
The first time my mother and I went to the beach by ourselves, I woke up early and saw her like this against the sunrise. That’s when I knew this vacation was going to be very different.
nymphoninjas: This window faces me from my bed, and this morning I woke up to see the first snowfall of the season; it looked like confectioner’s sugar was falling out of the sky. It all seemed so serene and such a lovely sight to wake up to, I felt
orgasmictipsforgirls: “I remember the first time I masturbated so clearly. I was about nine and at that age I liked to lay on my stomach while sleeping. Somehow at night my blanket got bunched up underneath my vagina and I woke up with a pressure underne
i pissed my girl off doing this while she was asleep, after she woke up i teased her and didn’t carry on, but she really likes it when i do it, because when i’m asleep i normally wake up with her on top of me, riding my cock…
also i'mma cry i was just really tired and weirdemotional and i woke up to like a million sweet things thank you for that
a-valiant-dreamer: Early Mornings with the windows open I woke up on her tie dye sheets wondering how I was lucky enough to meet a soul like hers I hear the birds chirping and smell the mountain air I am content. I am thankful. And for a moment,
Why was Night of Champions so bad?I fell asleep during the Ziggler v Rusev nonsense and woke up off and on just to hear stuff like Cena wins and shit. WWE still did AJ dirty and made the world suffer through Bella crap to do it.
scullysgf: and like my heart is just broken over all the young lgbt kids who woke up to this today like, its already had a horrible effect on me, but if it had happened when i was 15? it would have been 10x worse your life is worth living. i know how
becoming-baby: The first thing you noticed when you woke up were the restraints, both your arms and legs…The next thing was the big pacifier in your mouth and this weird massive crib you were tied down in. In fact the whole room seems like a huge nursery
becoming-baby: This was the view you woke up with…“Hey man, you probably don’t remember much last night… Well you picked me up in this bar downtown and I took you back here to mine”The girl lifted up her pink dress to show what looked like
bmann0413 replied to your post:omg uh. kiss and fear, if you will I know, right?! Taylor Swift threw a damn curve ball! lol Yeah, it was kind of like I woke up one day and said, “Yep, I’m in love with Taylor Swift now.” I don’t
nehirose:absinthecocktail:…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, บ for it. damn now i want
incestuous-creampie: I was having a sexy dream about my hot teacher and I woke up from it, but I found my sister on top of me, naked. It was so hot I started cumming inside her, which it seemed like was exactly what she wanted. I don’t think about
lovemysis-88: i was sleeping naked, and when i woke up i saw my big sister riding my cock.. it was like paradise
timeywimeyten replied to your post:Online-ish // Hope you feel better soon, friend! [ So do I! I felt great right after the shots, then BAM the next morning I woke up, my arm was on fire and my brain was like, lol thinking? no what is that? xD They
So I played Black Ops 3 this morning. And I fell asleep. Like legit asleep. i woke up too early and the game wasn’t enough to keep me wanting to be awake. Futuristic guns and armor and all that don’t make it any less of the same game I was bored with
turbo originally had a full head of hair and then as a prank the twins shaved the sides of his head while he was asleep and he woke up mad at first but ended up liking the results so now he sports an ugly mohawk
nehirose: absinthecocktail: …I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, บ for it. damn now i want
bluberryattack: We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.” No one has ever been that dedicated to their job.
s3x-addicti0n: Woke up to the sun shining in and thought it was a great time to take a picture and what a great picture it is, thank you! I really really like this. Perfect example of a ‘classy’ dick picture.
yeevil: what if you woke up to this on your floor, and after the consequent 15 minutes of your de rigueur screaming it was like “Bro, im stuck. honestly i cant get up right now”
big-butt-moms: showingelaine: mistertilmonjr: WHEN I WOKE UP YESTERDAY, YOUR MOM ASKED IF I WAS HUNGRY. I SAID “YES MA’AM, THEN WENT TO TAKE MY MORNIN PISS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE KITCHEN I WAS LIKE “WHOA”!!! TELL YOUR MOM HER PUSSY WAS DELICIOUS…AND
diovve: I just woke up, I walk to the living room and can you imagine what I hear coming from the TV?????? Looked like a judge was saying, and I vaguely quote ,“We must remember that the that the victims of Charleston and their lived ones are not
baby-pig: I woke up in the middle of last night with Daddys cock in my mouth and his hand in my panties and when he noticed I was awake he whispered “shhh, baby” and I sucked like a good girl and fell back asleep. 💕
dori007: hplessflirt: NPF! I was lazy and just did a pic this morning when I woke up so it’s more like Naked Friday :). Hope you are having a great day and that you have an even better weekend! #submission by the lovely dori007.tumblr.com I love your
begmetocome: Happy Topless Tuesday Tumblr ;-) Last time i checked i was below 30k , then yesterday night this gif was liked and reblogged so many times , that when i woke up i realized that i passed 30k followers …. So welcome to all the
souryellows: when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back
bogleech: souryellows: when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens
putrydraws: putrydraws: hokuto-ju-no-ken: god, I had the dumbest dream the other day that they revealed Alola Gengar and it was just a Gengar with a gun like just a normal realistic gun and I thought “I’m gonna name her Gungar” and woke up feeling
ileftmyheartinwesteros: The back of my neck and shoulders hurt and tingle so bad that my right arm is numb. I am extremely fatigued and i woke up this morning feeling like i hadn’t slept at all. rainingparade said: I was having the same problem
I keep having these dreams about having a baby and they’re so real that it physically hurts. Like last night I dreamt I had a boy and he had a head full of hair like I did when I was born. Then I woke up to a text saying my friend is having her baby
0-decadent-0: I woke up with my Mom and my Aunt standing over me like this. Mom said, “Let us know when you need to come up for air!” And she winked at me. I dawned on me what was about to happen. Before I could cover my morning wood, their bras
slavery: I had like the weirdest dream of my father buying a Chevy equinox and then before I woke up my dad was like tell me in the real world to buy one
retarded-princess: So as you know (since I won’t shut up about it), I was in Vegas recently. Well, on Sunday morning, which started like so many other Sunday mornings when I woke up in a strange hotel suite with a headache, a sore backside, and no
We had a little table like that at our apartment in italy. Overlooked a little interior courtyard that was always filled with pigeons looking to form their version of a cappella groups. However, I woke up in italy, was eating something wonderful and
bewareofabbeyroad: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing
lsdemon: today i wore orange but i feel like greenish-blue, i woke up really happy and i was the kind of water that you see on the beach, then i got a little crabby and turned darker, now i feel green and i dont know why. but im just wearing orange
scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing happened and then
octoberreads:octoberreads:I woke up, got dressed, got my coffee and then sat down to discover that I had 1,000 followers, then I looked down at what I was wearing and said “1,000 people are following me, and I’m dressed like a geek.” So after I
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I like to think of my dad as my headcannon au Lord English dad. I woke up this morning and he was fighting with someone on the phone just yelling and stuff all “CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT STUPID FUCKING–” and pacing around. Then I walk in
johnniewaswolf: Oh. Right. My mom killed my cat at like 1 am today. I woke up this morning and I had forgotten for awhile. Then I saw a post of those two cats and I remembered.Which was great because I had a test today and I probably didn’t do
bloodbending: everyone remembers their first reaction to aang having hair….. i was 10 eatin popcorn for the premiere of season 3 after the 67 year wait and when he woke up with that buzz cut i was like “BOY……………………….. WHAT THE FUCK”
gaggedandforeverbound: When she woke up like this, she realized the burglar was a professional. Somehow she was squeezed into a skin tight catsuit, which was locked at the neck. With an added hood, also locked, an armbinder tightly locked, and a vibrator
transboytoy:thinking about when my boyfriend slid his dick into me while we were spooning and we fell asleep together like that for our nap and then I woke up to him fucking into me and as soon as he realized I was awake he pinned me down on my stomach
someone was asking me if I’d ever use a Ouija board & I’m like nah cause my ex used one and he woke up with scratches on his back & then I’m like wait………
