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artcorrart: “You’re fucking kidding me! I’m not touching that tiny thing. You can sit over there and watch me take care of the doggers who remembered to bring their cocks.”
gordo4gordo4superchub: bigpat84: This is me. Love it or not, I don’t care I love it!!So fucking yummy I don’t always ogle handsome superchubs, but when I do, I ogle guys like you. ………Who am I kidding? I’m a constant
This disrespectful muthafucka called my daughter ugly. Some wack ass wannabe rapper. Nigga if I ever see you I will kill you nigga. I would go to jail for my kids. She not a model and she said fucking 18. Rmtg that’s your name. I’m praying
monochromefalcon: I love doing this because I get to draw pictures that kind of look like this kid who shouts at his computer alone in a room for a living and somehow end up with 170 fucking notesJokes on you though. I’m not even good. Thank you. I
-Oh my god, he is still not coming! He’ll tear my ass apart!-Well, what can I do?-I know! Lick his butt. Goblins always cum after that-Are you kidding me?! No way! It was your idea to fuck this beast and now I have to lick his ass?-A-ah! Please! I can’t
twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: Do not lose your game in Splatoon, kids!Splatoon is owned by Nintendo Love the fucking shit out of you right now. Haha, I am glad you like it Yumes! No no my friend~ Love! Hehe these
onlyblackgirl: lordnybbler: bloglikeanegyptian: inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord Crumpet
jallensays: nightingaleinasilvercage: fucked-up-kid: k-ngforaday: m0shpotato: that-magic-feeling: neilandteacup: Instant and forever reblog. Bless this post. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY FAVORITE Bless DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE
tittytaytay: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking
“However, I don’t wanna encourage kids to do drugs but when you asked me about the sociology of fame and what artists do wrong — what artists do wrong is they lie. And I don’t lie. I’m not a liar.” Fuck yea Gaga!
cockdrunk: Don’t kid yourself into thinking it’s not gay if a woman fucks you with a plastic cock. Especially when you’re imagining it is a real one.
sbsminifridge replied to your photo: YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING Oh, I’m dumb. Of course you meant the gryphon. Though really apart from the coloration there’s not THAT much resemblance. His beak looks more like a pelican than an eagle. But I can’t
Okay this Dildo from @pinkbobtoys is fucking bomb. Its so soft, it feels like real skin I’m not even kidding. Its bendable so you can bend it to hit the gspot, its thick and big as you can tell, the head is so soft and squishy and it has SUPER powerful
xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s great-grandma:
jakespot:knuffelberlin:“What are you doing in my room?” I asked my kid brother, not upset just wondering. “Waiting for you to get home.” “Put some pants on dude,” fuck he looked great in his briefs, how’d he get
vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY, YOU
iggyvolts: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s
jimmbob1: sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: “give me your dick, son. I fucking want it.” “alright, dad. but you have to promise not to tell anyone. i don’t want the guys at school knowing we did this” “Kid, I got way more to lose than you on
loverofpiggies: xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always
kelliebells: squatsandmoresquats: lesstalkmorechalk: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE FUCKING REDDIT THREAD OF CREEPY SHIT KIDS SAY THATS GONE VIRAL IF NOT FUCKING LOOK AT IT omfg This is gold I CAN’T BREATHE
gallopingtormaunt:lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
beadedwaist: So you understand that little white girls seeing only thin white girl’s being showcased, praised and adored, can fuck them up. But you don’t get why Black and Brown kids seeing white faces constantly is a problem. Okay. THEY NOT HEARIN
emberburnslive: gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed
50shades-of-you: squided: davekat: u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you Not risking it ohh fuck the memories
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real @fairyneko I AM
motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP KIDS BECAUSE I AM FED UP WITH SEEING THIS BULLSHIT CROSS MY DASH (such as this post here)THIS POST IS NOT GIVING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON HOW TO PREVENT RAPE THIS POST IS MADE UP FUCKING BULLSHIT BY SOME FUCKING GUY
xeniawarriorprincesa:dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what
