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myeroticbunny: He told my wife to suck his cock and without hesitation, she did. But he stopped her after just a few seconds said, no, not like that, like a married, cheating, big-cock-loving whore. I expected her to get angry but she just moaned and
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choke-slap-fuck-repeat: If you are expecting come cock in those holes, you better not let that toy fall out! that is quite literally the exact thing I did/said to kitten the other night.
crunchy-boogies: That did not go where I expected it to.
tiodepijama: 2009 was a great year. i had two men to fuck me separatedly. but when one knew about the other, both left me. can you believe that? men jealous of the queer. what did they expect? im not a wife.
vermofftiss: anuminous: pattinson-mcguinness: Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009) Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen. That… did not end the way I expected it to.
hemp-valley: as-seenon-tv: iamslim5:That did NOT go as expected lol wow Hahaha
blloooooo: omg i did not fucking expect that Humor
blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that
carriehopefletcher: yourfaceneedsnutella: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. but i like it YES
rainnecassidy: veganinwonderland: Oh my GOD THAT DID NOT END THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO
blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that Lmao.
feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to…
mypleasuregirl: The phone rang. She ran to the phone to pick it up as fast as she could. She knew He did not like to be kept waiting. She had been expecting His call since the answering machine message earlier in the day, but that did not stop the jolt
zorneurobashing:Tying the awesome @vgnheart . Was a very good surprise, she is amazing in ropes and I was not expecting it!! And we did some improvised pictures that look quite good :) #shibari #shibarimodel #kinbaku #japanesebondage #shibariart Ropes
siddharthasmama: blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that plot twist of the decade
yourfaceneedsnutella: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. but i like it
“She did not know the nature of her loneliness. The only words that named it were: This is not the world I expected.” ~Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
wodneswynn: If any of y'all try to say, “We survived Reagan, we’ll survive this,” expect a fucking earful from me. Have you ever noticed that young gay men seem to vastly, overwhelmingly outnumber old gay men?We most certainly did NOT survive
horusthewhore: So yeah. Merry Christmas or whatever. This is my first animation, so please explain what I should have done or should not have done. I did not intend for this to loop, so don’t expect it to, not that good yet :) Thanks to LordAardvark
dannyboisideblog: If you live in Austin, Texas or it’s surrounding areas please do not open any packages that you are not expecting. Do not even touch them. If you did not order anything and nobody else did. Or if the package seems to be odd. Call
rokhiel: I was bored and decided to trace a photo and paint Rokhiel over it, it’s honestly not what I expected, granted that I did not invest a lot of time on it~
sunlethscape: Information from the Twitch Dragon Age: Inquisition segment! Most romance options out of any Bioware game ever. They did not touch on the details of which characters, but expect that. You can not only ride horses, but lizards and other
sasoriharem: So I just watched the Emoji Movie trailer and uh, that Addy Mcallister chick is kinda hot. Movie plot and cliches were really disappointing though (not that I was planning to see the movie, nor did I expect anything good but I mean..)Goes
slave-traders: Susan had been expecting a delivery of a large package today. Needless to say when her door bell rang and she saw that it was a delivery man, she opened the door and let him in. What she did not know was he was not delivering anything.
fantasiesfrom1965: I generally hate having to find a new babysitter. I have to say, though, that this interview did not go as I had expected. I hope my wife doesn’t mind that I made the decision without her input.Brooklyn Chase Born:March 14,
oooppps hi son did,nt expect you here today just getting rid of the last white bits,what are you doing i am your mother you put that away nowwwwwow fucking hell i have not seen one that big before, what the hell i have missed the real thing for a little
That feeling when you set up your Patreon when you did not believe in your writing as much and now, almost a year later, wish you had asked for more, but feel like you cannot do so because you have set expectations and you do not want to move things on
the-sexylosers-club: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. No it did not
equestrianfangirlswag: the-sexylosers-club: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. No it did not it went better
mostlyfiction: I don’t need you to take care of me,but when you said that you were going tobe there, you should have probablyshowed up. I was not expecting to fall in love with you, but I did, and this should be something that I shouldn’t have
littlestephaniegurly: lexirainelovessissies: Yes Natalie. I did it all for you! Did you expect me not too? Isn’t that what you wanted?
ilymorgannn: downawhoresthroat: ay-dougie: daysifeelworthless: paraswift: I’M PROBABLY GOING TO DELETE THIS IN FIVE MINUTES BUT I TRIED I REALLY DID paramore - misery business (ft. goat) OMF G I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT I’M CRYING oh my fucking
prettyarbitrary: oreides: pungeon-mistress: File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that would be great. (Also if someone who was asexual could
ilovepornextreme: When she was hired in the strip club she did not expect this. It’s 9pm and the club is about to open. Bachelor’s party night. She is part of the setup. The guys paid good money for this. She is afraid and knows that for the next
badgyal-k: eccentric-nae: bitterbitchclubpresident: killthebeatlesofficial: gendernihilistanarchocommunist: milloboi: etirabys: …i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories that dudes fetish is called:
avengersonna: whatbigotspost: So I was on Facebook and I saw this picture and looked at the comments (I know, why in the world would I do that) but wow.. I did not expect to see pages of positivity and people sticking up for this woman. (I have a lot
thebootycloud: livepunany: crimsonkinghgf: Thick chocolate cakes! Did not expect all of that LIKE, TAG, & REBLOG! FOLLOW http://thebootycloud.tumblr.com
via theplotthickens: I did not expect to see my wife with two strange men when I drew back the curtain. The only thing that turned me on more than the thought of joining them was remaining unseen and watching.
jennypham-: ohmygawdlisa: thugmcnasty-: 1. I did NOT expect his voice to sound like that 2. HAHAHAH WTF?!!?!?! ^^^^^^^^^ EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS SAYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF i wish i had an afro. :/
kixel:As someone who struggles with depression, I did not expect a game about a talking cursed fish to actually give advice that would hit home.
knottygurl69: knottygurl69:Gotta love that mountain air ❤ This picture has over 700 likes holy shit! When I started this blog I did not expect to have so many fans! Thanks everyone! I will try getting more goodies posted! 😘
I had my first LUSH store experience yesterday. Yooo the store girl literally washed my hands for me. She was like “do you wanna see how that smells when you wash your hands?” and I was all “sure!” and I definitely did not expect
song-of-the-moon-1025: disordered-self-restraint-girl: prettyarbitrary: oreides: pungeon-mistress: File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that
ifmommyonlyknew: yummum109: hehe what did she expect? Not sure why my mom wasn’t expecting me to do that…
sarahxwritesstuff: Well I did not expect to like that.
face4wife2sit: She was determined to own a white man. What she did not expect is that it was going to be quite easy!
lisa-i-am: lisa-i-am: This is a reblog of a set I posted last year that I did not expect to be so popular but it is and so I thought I’d share with you all again since you guys love my pokies… ICYMI!! 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
arcaneimages: Texas Sportscaster Gives Best Response to Michael Sam’s Coming Out Ever I don’t understand his world, but I do understand the he’s part of mine…
keptquietandstill: He expected her to tell him to stop. He expected her to be embarrassed. He expected that he would be the one in control.He did not realize he had just opened Pandora’s Box.
nijimurashuuzo: a q u a 💦 💦
i can honestly say i did not expect the voice that came out of soleil’s mouthBUT ITS CUTE and it remind’s me a lot of @xekstrin‘s HEH
guidedsurrender: What did you expect? I’ve told you time and time again that you’re just not good enough, baby. Don’t worry, though. I don’t blame you. It’s not your fault that you were born with those pathetic little tits and that hideous
