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antoinettemalificus: jessiphia: redlinejp: We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared CATS DONT DANCE AND THE IRON GIANT THO WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS??????????? Fuck the clock on those things…. Shit
artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!! WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT! VIVA LA PLUTO,
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
shadowywinds: signalrun: midnightruin: diananock: thebeautyofperception: Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit. I love abandoned ruins so much the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic AND THIS IS WHY I AM AN ARCHAEOLOGIST
docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t
mistermetropolis: lesbiangrandmas: randomfandomteacher: heretical-hypothetical: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
envymyblackness: nappypharaoh: vaseline101: inovoxowetrust: whateveriblogis: messy. man this shit heat 🔥 good job. Dab! Where is the shirt Am I slow what does this mean and why Wilma from Fred flintstone?? Lol 😓
juanituani: giaomega: t-h-or8allen: glam-alien: majestic-peanut: WHO IS HIS MOTHER? WHY IS SHE JUST LIKE MY MAMA?? This is triggering lmao 😩 This shit is funny I am crying Hell nah
bellamysbelle: THIS IS WHY I AM ON THE INTERNET I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
usapotterfan: edwardspoonhands: gamzee-thehonk-makara: zidajane777: Parents repeating themselves I feel this on a spiritual level. Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday? oh shit I just realized
inhaleass:chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:Bro İ hate being an academic they’re making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢am i having a stroke why are
vani-e: some weird sketchesI am really busy lately… that’s why I draw a lot of soriku shit.
klubbhead: phantoms-lair: lynati: primus-why: karrashi: i-am-menial: So cute! Omg!!! Cosplay on point!!! !!!!!!! Holy shit
bohemu: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!! WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT! VIVA
goldengalanor: Two of my favorite pages/drawings from the KNK Creator’s Message Book (because I am a biased little shit that’s why lol)
swdyw: H&m can’t really afford to have long lines bc the longer you stand there the more time you have to be lik why th fuck am I buying this shit
mendedpixie: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!! WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
ranunculee: srmxy: This was one heck of a thing to drop on me at 3:30 AM, Google. now this right here is good shit. the unexpectedness of skeletor. the deadpan reaction. why this person was googling “most powerful smurf.” the fact that they did
thranduilsenpai: mentalalchemy: age-of-awakening: banglamali: nickijuana: kaleidoscopedplantcell: age-of-awakening: SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!! 12/19/14 Why Horrible.. I am from Bangladesh and I ask my fellow tumblr people to please
vegansmustbestopped: vegan-because-fuck-you: If humans weren’t supposed to be eaten why are they made out of meat? AM I RITE?! God damn!!! That shit looks tasty!!! Before I get any vegans up my ass about this, I get all of my human meat from a
spac3cat: why is the screen all fucking fuzzy fix the damn AV cables christ how the fuck am I supposed to play spyro with this shit
nekodads: lonelybabexvx: No, I will not be nice to you if you’re not vegan. Yes, I will make you feel bad for not being vegan. No, I won’t respect you for being a piece of shit if you know why you should be vegan. Yes, I am better than you for being
pantyboybitch: audreysdtf: sissypinkfashion: http://sissypinkfashion.tumblr.com/ Holy Shit Yes Exactly why I am s sissy!! Happy Happy sissy!
Don’t reblog my stuff to talk shit. My fingers are resting on my legs. I am in no way trying to put creases on my butt. This is why I fucking hate tumblr. Stupid ass people bashing because I’m actually confident enough with my body. Wow.
opisaterf: girlsmoonsandstars: opisaterf: this is why the notion of “it’s bad because it’s illegal” is so stupid, ppl say shit like “when she turns 18 it won’t matter” as if at 12:00 am on her 18th birthday it suddenly becomes less predatory,
dozer09: mossyoakmaster: Yessss! @dozer09 it’s the cake you tagged me in on Facebook! Hell yes it is!! I am totally doing this for your birthday buddie!!! :) Haha please! Holy shit that’d be so awesome reason number 37475926358726921 why I
just-me-and-my-cats: jalexaremyhomeboys: lightningzero23: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT I’M HODLGIN bACK TTEARS
christmas-in-compton: old-school-shit: hufd: hip-hop-paradise: hufd: jaayswisha: hufd: jaayswisha: hufd: why is tupac smoking wtf Wtf are you serious? pls dont unfollow me :P tupac should not smoke cigarettes they are bad for his fans i am
princeofdarkness15: “I am trying to understand why nobody gives a shit that we’re dying! -Ned Weeks
tyelr: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
prettyboyshyflizzy: yappanese: hotcheetoprincess: tokomon:“Are you fucking my man or not?”“I absolutely am. Every night.” ok but this why I don’t give a fuck about KD being upset by Joc fuckin Sina cause she was doin the same shit when he
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Now Tommy you have been asking me all year why you should give a shit about English literature. Now I am going to show you what your reward is for getting the best grades in my class.”
enlightenedsilverking: kaliforeign: ardnale: atasteoflee: gunzonyatmblr: Bruh why was Ginuwine so extra, in ded rn lmao BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36 Weeeakkkkk Back when bet was popping This shit was
lilac617-blog: I am trying to understand why nobody gives a shit that we’re dying!
so that’s pretty much why I a) am nice to everyone, b) will not put up with your shit and c) will murder you if you hurt me or any other girl, I know what I expect and deserve and what they do, if you step over the line then you will get kicked
I don’t know why people don’t realize how fucking awesome I am. 5 different people in the past 3 days have been like “wow. I shoulda stuck with you the whole time instead of leaving and hurting you.” Well no shit man, I’m
sassycappy87: runruubyrun: unapologetic-noises: dear god don’t let me end up like Newton That would explain why my chickens wake up at around 4:30 am IS THE SIRI THING TRUE BECAUSE I SAY SOME PRETTY RIDICULOUS SHIT TO MINE
Holy shit exercise is evil why do human beings do this this is terrible no my knees are screaming at me don’t make me do it again this is torture no.This is how I am feeling right now.
ststrange: Why yes, I am an adult. I just feel more comfortable with the #teenagemutantninjaturtles protecting my shit. From left to right we have Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael and… oh wait, I mean we’ve got my own #goodhead (#headband x #unknownindica),
chroniczipsandbongrips: tikoshroom: :o really don’t know why i am single right now look at the cute shit i do
jesussbabymomma: docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
royeah:journieuniverse: am I doing the kylie jenner lip challenge right? 👏👏😂 I mean…do y'all feel proud mocking a 17 year old girl?Please reflect. Shit like this, and self consciousness, are probably why she went and got lip injections in