do as i say not as i do
NSFW Tumblr
find do as i say not as i do on porn pin board
do as i say not as i do clips
God, I’m just, like, so dumb.“no  no that’s not true”Um, ya. I am. Can’t you just, like, tell I’m right?“your words do have a strange kind of permanence  its as if everything you say is the warmest kindest thing
Felt like doing this since I’m sure people wonder what some of these beautiful boys are saying amidst the throes of passion ♥ I put a few bonus phrases you might not hear as much but I felt were still relevant enough to include. :D If there are
Alpha’s don’t mind putting up with pillow talk with their real girlfriends. However, we’re not too interested with what you sissies have to say, other than moans, groans, and whimpers as our cock impales your sissy pussy.If you do a good enough
eternallyedged: wheninsubtime: Ruining his orgasm is so much fun! His cum stands out nicely as it spurts helplessly over the black fabric. This was one of My first attempts at ruining him. Not bad if I do say so Myself. Me next please!! ;)
bastianphilly: Pages from a German Teen Magazine. The guy in the middle says: Nach dem Sex volte er nichts mehr von mir wissen in English, “after sex, he wants nothing to do with me”. As you can see this is not the typical US Teen magazine.
Yes, honey! Doctors say he won’t outlive his cancer… I’m so happy! By the way, do you like my new underwear? Not like my stupid husband, so! As a good wife, I took the trouble today to go to hospital to show him the lingerie I’ve
theladybeeblog: My full bush has certainly divided tumblr. It’s pubic marmite - people either love it or hate it. I have to say that I’m not sure what to do with it next it. I can’t stand it quite so wild as it is, I think I am going to need to
helloimbabs: For the ass lovers Hi babe I’m PETER from uk single have to say it’s a real pleasure seeing beauty as yours not like them size 0 don’t do it for me bigger goddess of a woman with big ass boobs and a big belly are so sexy
turngirlsintoslaves: Struggle all you want im not stopping anytime soon. Lets turn up the vibrations even more? What did you say? Oh well ill take that as a yes. Luv doing this.
lupinatic: here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice,
abitknoxie: “Pairing men with femininity is seen as like an insult, like you’re lowering yourself. Yet women doing masculinity - not an insult to women. I think it’s safe to say that there might even be some fear of the feminine. I’ve heard
johntjo96: jake2bb: Darren warned Brad; “Do not get drunk at Billy’s house, he’ll have his way with you.” Did he listen? Well lets say that he took it as an invitation vs a warning. Hey everyone, this is me getting fucked, if you repost it
acciobenedictcumberbatch: lupinatic: here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism,
cindersk: Please note…It does say “the chance…”As in NOT a guaranteed thing. LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION, PEOPLE. Now, if you will excuse me…I have some composting to do.
secretshelf: “You know what they say — the last one is always the worst,” Beth “reassured” my little deviant as we rounded out the initial British Dozen. (With @xoxo-beth and @petitedeviant; please do not remove credits.)
أو عابر سبيل… yours-faithfully: ‘Be in the world as if you were a stranger or a wayfarer’ - Prohpet Muhammad (saaw) Ibn ‘Umar used to say: “When you survive till the evening, do not expect to be alive till the morning; and when
harryjamespotterarchive-blog: “Pairing men with femininity is seen as like an insult, like you’re lowering yourself. Yet women doing masculinity - not an insult to women. I think it’s safe to say that there might even be some fear of the feminine.
cid331: So here’s something I never thought I’d actually be doing. My hours at work have been kinda… non-existent. Not to say it’s my managers fault, she’s working as best she can with what she’s been given. But I can’t always rely on
sassy-gay-justice: contingent-dreams: lunar-raspberry: “And what do we say to death?”“Not today.” “The fuck out my face” That is metal as fuck What really gets me is the look on Death’s face. “But&hell
jujuproblems: monobeartheater: pleatedjeans: via for people who do not speak english natively, it says “minimum” in cursive english is my only language and I couldn’t read that I write in cursive just like that.In my case, as an Italian, the
impersonal-jesus: barriobruja: I would like to say that the nature of what I’m doing to enhance my appearance is not meant for you. The way I view myself as a beautiful deity and the confidence that exudes when I pick up my brush, and apply it to
zoanthropic-paranoia: lupinatic: here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism,
livenudegirl: cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may
I’m a bit worried that I’ve been too harsh on Gabrielle. She’s hesitant to come close to me as often, today, and she looks to me frequently like she senses she is in trouble. I obviously do not hit her; I say (maybe shout?) “no” sternly
babeimgonnaleaveu: “There are people who say that he was not a good guy - he was manipulative, he was this, that and the other. I tend to see it as, you are what you are. He could be a shit, like anybody else. But a lot of it had to do with being
ihatetwenty4seven: You know what, legit congrats. Congrats for not being scared to enjoy sex and do what feels good even though, as a girl, everyone says you shouldn’t. Fuck yo shitty kawaii gif. ^ ABSOLUTAMENTE
tainbo: What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either
lilmissradio:Honestly to all of the adults refusing to wear masks and saying it’s not a big deal: fuck you. Your ruining my school life and my social life as a teen. I will be unable to do anything I love and the careers that I want to take part in
itsdadabitch: socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not
socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that
asleepylioness: Happy Wednesday, Lioness! I do apologize for not getting this to you sooner but I have been busier than normal. Which, for me, is saying something. I’m always busy, it never seems to stop or slow down, but it sure as hell will speed
buying-goth-gf:tfw I will most likely not be able to be part of a group of cute boys who dress as maids and do maid stuff in my lifetime Never say never.
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
aoifemcloughlin: lastlips: simplefavour:I’m NOT sorry. important as fuck. I say this all the time because my sisters always comment that I don’t wear make-up or do my hair. This is how I look and I’m not sorry for that.
cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go
puppyaesthetic:💗🎀💛 Available as stickers/etc on https://www.redbubble.com/people/puppyaesthetic [ please do not delete the caption. You are saying I don’t deserve to make money for my hard work when you do that! (っ ˚̩̩̩╭╮˚̩̩̩
deductism: colorbling: I couldn’t not notice the similarities. Dean and Castiel gifs are from this person. I did not make them. #i don’t know if anyone else noticed but #do you realise that when dean turns around#his mouth is open as if to say
a-female-as-a-defective-male: I always say; ‘My clitty is my career!’ What I do for men is purely professional. Contrary to the stigma attached to transsexual escorts; transwomen are not interested in tearing family’s apart. Nor do we want mid-week
silver-tongues-blog: awed-frog: Do I need to say something? Nah. At first I was confused as to what kind of people would not know what the phrase lowest common denominator is but then I remembered that it is the lowest common denominator did not know
manuelaggm: “I did not do this for the name of the Phantomhive family. I did it for myself! I want those who betrayed the Phantomhive family experience, as I did, the same level of humiliation and suffering. I’m not saying that getting revenge for
orcasoup: cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not
princeastro:blxck-egrxt-34:sniffing:do-black-people-do-stuff:sniffing:this show is on a whole other levelIt weird how people reblog this and just accept it as some ‘deep’ quote without even challenging it. I’m not saying this because I feel like
santmat: The Art Of Seeing, by Swami Sant Sevi Ji Maharaj “What is the use of beautiful eyes when you do not understand the art of seeing? Just as a flower is beautiful, without a fragrant scent it is not so appealing. Sant Paltu Sahab says: ‘What
newromaantics: yes I do hate trump supporters. i don’t care who they are as individuals. once you put your support behind a disgusting sexist racist xenophobic homophobic oversized cheeto man with a ū toupee you automatically are saying you do not
tripiam: johnnyz1996: az-cowboy43: All day long…… Absofuckinglutely Not saying no to this… but wouldn’t a general handicap spot do just as well? Only if they have a handicap placard , not all combat wounded rate a handicap placard
nyreelovemenot: jwill526: taint3edcakes: How can men not understand consent? Like when a girl wants to go through your phone and you say no that’s what you mean right? And if she tried to do it anyways you’d get mad as hell and do something about
creepyjirachi:do-black-people-do-stuff:sniffing:this show is on a whole other levelIt weird how people reblog this and just accept it as some ‘deep’ quote without even challenging it. I’m not saying this because I feel like Pearl is mocking my
too many of you people everywhere were rude and just fucking wankers to me, not giving a shit about how i felt when i made heaps of changes in my life and saying im just stupid cause im not doing the same things as you all are, well you know what? fuck
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- Do you think the acceptance of the LGBT will reach other nations? in my country,(honduras) people who are not heterosexual or people who are not part of the christian religions are judged and treated as a joke, i bet if you say you
gaggedandforeverbound: What do you say we go back to the hotel room, and I tie you up for some fun? - said the devious woman in tights to her female best friend“No, sorry, I’m not attracted to other women.”“I’m not taking no as an answer, bitch.
