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theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
Just like a flower blooming in the garden, this Oriental baby doll called Blossom is no less than a budding flower with sweet smell and exquisite features. Lovely eyes, glamorous appearance, skin as soft as alabaster Blossom is a stunning escort model
Honestly having a genital pref is fine but not going out with transpeople you like just because of their genitals is kinda a dick move (pun not intended), cuz if you’re like “Oh wow that girl is pretty! And she’s nice and i love her!” then find
No offense but you can just tell when a tumblr user is thin like, just the way they interact with people. thin people apparently have this thing where they have no concept of kindness or basic human decency and just this condescending air of, “i don’t
lorde-spooky:unfriendlyblackwitch:pyaasa:pyaasa:just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the
iswearimnotnaked: my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”
fabstel: heartheirwhispers: ultraviol-et: Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm. This is so perfect I want to cry This is so relaxing to watch I love snow
just-say-no-to-whiteboys: curiouscraigaz45: smallpeniswannabecuck: Yes. Yes they do. Love the disdainful look and the way she holds the white penis like shes disgusted to even touch it.. there is no comparison at all There is NO reason a white woman
tripropellant: Oh no! Yodar’s soups made Luke constipated and a SICK BOY! He is WRITHING on the wet, swamply, slimy ground just trying to GET A LOG OUT. But, He can’t! Have some Compassion. He has to get on with His JEDI TRAINING but the Poops are
Okay. Here’s a small quote from the book I’m currently reading (called The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future): “They said that only a country like the United States would care about what was happening to the people of North
prsephonies: how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
seerofsarcasm: deducing-the-tardis: dorirosa: concertoinc4: this is still so beautiful oh my god i just noticed the ring the ring is sparking he really w aS LOOKING FOR HER ALL ALONG OH MY GOD OH NO OH MY FRICKEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASLDFH;ASLDKHF
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
sassygaysatanist: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all no one is actually attracted to channing tatum it’s all just peer pressure.
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
gwiboonie: basicallyyourgayaunt: Being a girl who likes other girls is really confusing because other girls are always calling you cute and shit and you never know if they’re just being nice or if they’re being gay with you @katxwalk
does anyone else ever just have like this need to flirt for no reason
zootycoon: zootycoon: real life is just like dark souls because it’s hard, and because we live in a surreal dying world that offers no explanations, surrounded by symbols that long since ceased to mean anything, burdened with the expectation that
annaeready: hereforcookies: So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just like I can’t– I can’t use this stall anymore guys… NO HOTTIE POTTY
k-lionheart: Rivamika Week Day 5 - Violets Sincerity Preserving honesty in conversation or written form Expressing an earnest belief — Just Like That — He was not the kind of man who is particularly mindful of social conducts and norms. He was brash,
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so
just-some-geeky-chick: jessicadrags: If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong. she got the oscar for this performance. we watched this movie in english class and like three girls screamed with joy at
no-wifi: tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
cogging: my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
elponisensual: The scary part of what’s happening in Mexico is that while looking for the bodies of the 43 missing students they have found out massive clandestine graveyards with a lot of bodies and they are like “well, this aren’t the missing
sunharry: sunharry: taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like
sharped0: beyonceofmysticfalls: Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart. ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone
imninm:bitches-and-niggas-be-like:Lmaoo omgg i can’t stop crying this is a mess
omgcalumwhy:tacosale:plantbucky:i hope i never become famous actually because i’ll be on the red carpet answering an important question and suddenly be like ‘fuck sorry can you repeat that chris evans is over there smiling about something’if you
mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last
just-shower-thoughts: Depression is like when your mind and heart stop loving each other but still eat at the same dinner table together
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes when I click a link tagged, “NSFW” or “NSFL” and they take more than a few seconds to load, I click back. I feel like that’s the internet’s way of warning to me not to look at whatever it is.
theewonderblack: What the fuck is this disgusting shit? like this is really… stupid.
Just really really REALLY done with school. I didn’t make time to workout today so poo for me and poo again. Twice poo. I just feel like this paper isn’t what i wanted to say. Or at least not what i thought i would say. I didn’t really
thefannibals: drarna: DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS is this how marriages work
laugh-addict: So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just like I can’t– I can’t use this stall anymore guys… NO HOTTIE POTTY
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
the-hero-of-ages: thefannibals: drarna: DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS is this how marriages work its def how lord of the rings works
jenniferlawurence: “He asked me if I was on mushrooms, and I was like, ‘No. I’m dead sober. This is just me.’"
shooshpapping:charmspeakling:imagine an ace/aro demigod girl wanting to be one of the hunters of artemisartemis would give the whole warning about how “you have to swear off dating” and the girl is just like “oh no what a nightmare” all sarcastically.
ingtarwolf: cummbunny: WHY IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THE SHEEP/LAMB FAKE WOMB THING Because this may save countless lives? I’m not against it because I know that one day there could be a baby that is born premature and this could keep
ren3gades: lasfloresdemay0: U ever look at someone and just think man I want to treat you like no one else has kasmuney
do u ever hate that u like someone? like u actually fucking hate them and u think they’re annoying af but for some reason u accidentally like them still
just-plain-knee-dy: magpie-69: a-submissive-life: her-gift-his-honor: Very True. Just like fingerprints. No T/two are alike. Exactly ☝️☝️☝️ The art of negotiation is a powerful and beautiful thing!
goth-albino-angel replied to your photo:5 second drawing of some of my embarrassing middle…Just realized… Oh no! Small dash was suffering from Twilight mania too!?!guilty
chiicharron replied to your post “When not arting, do you just, like, go on YouTube and watch emperor…” dont lie, you do penguin homework for penguin school school for penguins …..
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