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geyfakes: made this when I was half awake and it looks like shit lmao but Mark Wahlberg
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
Why did i even watch 5 centimeters per second. I just..It was…
I was supposed to go out and have fun today but i think i have a fever ;-;
undertalefanforlifethings: thisisurheichouspeaking: applesandelephants: thisisurheichouspeaking: Art dump part 4 okay story time so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no” so I drew a banana
comeupkid415: lolfactory: The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”. This is one of the best things iv seen today
fairygodpiggy:If you fat shame a woman who has just had a baby, you’re a piece of shit. Like they literally grew life inside their bodies. Any weight they gained was meant to support themselves and the baby. They gave birth to an entirely new human
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
bearicle: wow usually the left side looks like shit :D was worth the dead brain cells from all the nail fumes Oh wow! This looks great :D!
I’m trying to watch Haikyu!! But its also making me think of my ex so its kind of making me feel like shit…
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
trickster-emissarie: when Shane did that hellish screech and the spirit box thing was like “shit”that’s peak comedy
drunktrophywife: candycreme: i accidentally blew weed smoke on a moth and i was like holy shit i just ruined this bug’s life, i just forced him to take a gateway drug what if he becomes a heroin addict what if he becomes a meth cook imagine walter
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
ostracizedpoodle: what was life like before copy and paste
shinimegami: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided Rudolph’s nose was
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes”
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes
turntechgaybutt: fuckyeahashes: fivetail: This is completely accurate. One time I was at a bus stop downtown and someone had spraypainted “I love my mother” onto the wall. Beneath it, in tiny letters, was “she loves you too” in sharpie. oh
megalotis: that was the first “Camp Lazlo” episode I’ve ever seen lol what was I thinking XD
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
touay: “youre so lucky that you can draw” yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
elderschrader: spookymormon: i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn
execute-billiards: shada-was-in-the-area-and: mechanicalbino: ctrayn: arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal: agentsama: sardinesawesomeness: whimsicalsummersunflower: Its like an evolution 0.o OHMYGOD In which Tim Burton has just been directing one
beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m
impalasamulet: the-fandoms-are-cool: sidvintage: minion-with-a-shotgun: yesbecausereasons: sonicalconverse: yesbecausereasons: I am 27 years old and I was just taught how to tie my shoes. Thank you, Misha. This is the kind of amazing that
africant:“When you hear whites say: ‘get over it,’ ‘slavery was a long time ago,’ ‘my family didn’t own slaves, ‘the Jews owned the slave ships,’ ‘your own kind sold you into slavery,’ and other sentiments like these, know these
jarraddenzel: shekinahandsuch: rebeleden: 4mysquad: Few cases typify everything that is wrong with gun rights, police brutality and racial profiling like this one. Early Tuesday in Indianapolis, an African-American woman was being carjacked in front
coybane: my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do Shit me too, I had to go check the lyrics to see it didn’t say that
mister-sunny: mister-sunny: the-chosen-juan: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT
andreii-tarkovsky: Black-ish - “The Word” I geeked at this when k watched this with my mom today. She just glared at me, and I was like “hell nah ion let that shit slide.” Lol
irenigg: turdshuffler: hn hah yea buddy bout to have his shit pawned too den the nigga dad came over there and i was like “yea…hows ur wife doin she dyin right she got out of the hospital finna jump back into that bitch” nigga replied by yelling
darkeecofreak: So my dad pointed out a fairly important feature of Boros: his single eye. And dad was like, since Boros only has one eye, his depth perception must be shit. Of course I mentioned the one on his chest but that’s covered up most of the
hotterdenwasabi: aki-mariee: wxzvrdkelly: So this is where that damn gif in the bottom right came from 😂 I seen this episode bout a week ago and I was like ohhh shit 😂😂 What is this though
796030: lmaooo omg my relative asked to see my phone bc he wanted to compare my 6 to his 5 and I was like o shit (Please do not go thru my pictures bc I have very inappropriate pictures on my phone).
the-unknown-eyes: emotionsgekritzel: commxnity: f-reska:rehush: im-nialls-snowflake: embarasing: r-z: forebidden: unsettled-dust: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG wait what happened?! there was like a riot in Vancouver
gothtot: When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay
switchflicks: my parents fucking lied talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life
grlgang: pimpunderthemountain: vriska: treatboss: THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A KALIMBA LOOKED LIKE UNTIL JUST THIS SECOND IM BLOWN AWAY I had one of these growing up and I was such shit at it I
Like shit I think about all the wonderful time we spent together over the summer and all the fun memories we made. Seriously that guy was my everything for like a year and a half and now he’s 100% gone. I want to die. This is what always happens
yoncevevo: rihannainfinity: August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy rise this is some east bound and down, kenny powers shit
cooolasssluusshhh: bigbrotherhokage: thegardenofeedan: matduka: idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow
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idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
a-high-functioning-sociopath-has: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: the-chosen-juan: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i
pr1ncessleiaa: psythurisma: notes from abroad by solecism on Flickr. I seriously read ‘paint’ and I was like actually nodding my head going ‘I can’t paint for shit. I don’t deserve my beautiful collection of acrylics’
tu-cara-es-mia: cara-miia: tu-cara-es-mia: cara-miia: Me when I had to change for homecoming with my girl and it was like… How the hell do I keep my hands off of her Shit you didn’t have too… ik today you couldn't😉 Dancing with you today
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post: I love how all the characters in RWBY …wellll she’s gotta have someone she’s based off too. someone pitched Cheshire cat and I remember Kerry was like “ooh actually know but it’s interesting you say
pearl-likes-pi: We got these cute little free notebooks today at work and one of them was Steven Universe! Look how precious! :-)
matduka:idiot-fucking-hippies:pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on…
kohikki: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.