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The last photo is the one that got all this started. I saw it and thought. “Cum Bath”. I even had a little thing to go with it. Very little. === “What is this?” she asked as he looked at her two husbands. “You said
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Everyone’s doing this old art thing todaySo I thought I’d make a “Madii through the years!” 2008-2014Oh, Madii…how you’ve grown and became much cuter
nakajimx: What a painful post to write. After one year, it’s time for me to take a hiatus. The reason being school starting soon, I sadly have to disconnect but I will do everything I can to come back soon. I already said
myclassywife: cartoon-hits-in:myclassywife: As I said earlier today, this is my favorite garter. So pretty and feminine.~ The Wife ~ Daym..just when I thought you couldn’t be sexier One can ALWAYS be sexier
wh-reific: emu-sing: k-a-l-i-e-r-r: Your blog has now officially been signed by the amazing Walt Disney. You’re welcome. I’m crying i thought it said aloht Disney and i became very confused…. IM HERE NOW
rusterteef:samandriel: How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad I thought that said Moron not Mormon.
thankskenpenders:Sonic the Hedgehog is that kid you knew in elementary school who said stuff like this to be a smartass and always thought he was the funniest person in the room
intrajanelle: cassjaytuck: Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at work, I was getting a table ready for a large party. I went up to an old man sitting alone and asked if I could use the empty chair across from him. He sweetly said, “Sorry,
queenciityconfidential: przybyla: queenciityconfidential: The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious I thought this said living
centuryocean: centuryocean: Have you ever taken the circumference of your dick, drawn a circle on a piece of paper with said circumference, and then thought, ‘Wow, that’s how much someone’s asshole needs to stretch to fit me.’ Because it’s
My sister just pointed to the dry skin on my foot and said “you have a lot of dry skin” “Yeah why?” “Dead like your soul”
@stevonnie replied to your post “Why do you think Vidalia wasn’t there in The Return?” actually one of the crew members, i forget which one, answered this once and they literally just said “we hadn’t thought of her character
molded-from-clay: We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn’t thereShe said I was her friend Which came as a surprise I spoke into her eyes,“I thought you died aloneA long long time ago.” “Oh no, not me I never lost
What Was Logan Paul Thinking?! - Analysis zohmg. thank you. FINALLY somebody said it. much love and respect to Tim for doing this.
When RuPaul skipped the cute send off and said:"I thought you had what it takes to go all the way."
actionables: Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay Me: wait for my surprise Mom: another one Dad: what surprise *a guy walks in* Me: this is my boyfriend
peskierpendejo:the first few times I saw this post, I thought it said “you’re my homo” and I just never questioned it
demond4n: meep41 said:Hey Dan, love ur work, I just had a quick thought, what is your take on cum fakes and also, have you done a cum covered Katy Perry?——-Hey thanks for the message!I love cum fakes! I’ve done a fair few of them in the past,
justacoffeeshop: doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat sounds like you have tom jones disease is it rare? it’s not unusual OMG, at first I thought that said Tom Smith Disease and I was like … wha? rereading it’s still amusing,
centuryocean: Have you ever taken the circumference of your dick, drawn a circle on a piece of paper with said circumference, and then thought, ‘Wow, that’s how much someone’s asshole needs to stretch to fit me.’ Because it’s a lot of stretching.
dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: I’m talking to the POT about porn and I’m educating him about subscribing to small time cam girls instead of watching free porn on ‘tube’ websites. He said, and I quote, “you have given this more thought than
Riley called Mr. Crude and asked him to come over. When he got to her house, she immediately led him to the bedroom.“I thought you had some scenes to shoot today,” he said.“I did, but they were all-girl scenes, and even though I enjoyed some good
As Remy walked towards Mr. Crude she said, “I hope you don’t mind that I picked this location to meet. Hubby went out of town again and I thought, why not go some place and get dirty?”“So, we’re going to get dirty here?” he asked.“All I
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Angela greeted Mr. Crude at the door wearing sexy lingerie and holding a riding crop. She smiled and said, “"Thought you might want to use this on me.”
dxrekhxle:once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
callmeawhore247-deactivated2021:83bondage:Wait I thought it was just going to be you…omg you said there are 25 more men waiting for a turn…..yes sir I’ll shut up and do what I’m told..
lonelytreestump: shasta-brah: and-you-thought-you-knew-me: yoooooo Dude. i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball
really95: And you said you thought tails looked silly 😡
liambringmethepayne: liambringmethepayne: bloodcavern: what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do tobey maguire or andrew garfield i thought this said spider man please ignore me
borinquense: dxrekhxle: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ HAHAHA
turbulentseas:shingeki-no-sburb: o-soroma: betype: Don’t You Weep Tissues by Hugo Santos. I need these. I kind of thought those said Don’t you Woop! and i was very confused Really needed these yesterday
lonelytreestump:shasta-brah:and-you-thought-you-knew-me:yooooooDude.i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball
profoundsavage: kingjaffejoffer: consios:monster—zero:thaunderground:lonelytreestump:shasta-brah:and-you-thought-you-knew-me:yooooooDude.i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseballFuck solar energy, hook this nigga up to a control center.
When a sub asks to be denied for six weeks and edge ten times a day, you just gotta be supportive and say yes before they think about what they just said 🥰🥰🥰🥰
universequartz: universequartz: universequartz: im gonna watch The Answer again to try and make myself feel better just a thought: sapphire was supposed to “die” (her physical form, at least) but she is saved through ruby’s gayness. it is literally
