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“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
cannoliprincess: when coconut oil is life Ask me about my NSFW snap ‼️
I will not be answering questions about my personal sex life
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
breedthevirgin: Someday this will be me again. I think I miss this more than anything about my life pre pregnancy
callistoponi: So, yeah, I totally got a happy meal just to get the pony toy… Excuse me, but my personally rainbowified Celestia is way better! I’m still mad about the fact that they don’t have Applejack.
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
teamnowalls: ITS ABOUT BEING A GIRL AND LOVING ANOTHER GIRL AND I NEVER FUCKING KNEW
urbancatfitters: friend: how are thingsme: please don’t make me think about my life
jazuthewasianprincess: olgg: If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know
spenceromg: “i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life
slipknaughty: how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
violet-thorne-model: Ask me about my premium snapchat for only บ or ฟ for life! 💕✨ please reblog ✨
angfdz: my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
monkeilii: Kangin: I’ve heard a lot about it from members but coming to Tokyo Dome~Sungmin: *goes next to him* You were surprised right?!Eunhyuk: There are many things to congratulate today. I also want to show Kangin-ssi something he wasn’t able
send me a number and i’ll tell you a story about my life when i was that age
Ask me stuffs – advice, inquiries about my life, personal stuffs, nsfw stuffs – anything
nicholaselcristo: Me when I think about my life
OMG! So I was about to start my homework and study, but I decided to check if any UCs updated their admissions information. And just when I thought all hope was lost, due to a lot of my friends getting their transfer acceptances to UCI, I was definitely
spanishservesblackmasters: makethistopbeg: blackmaledominance: do your thing boi!! YES SIR! A little about my life: this stool is where the Master tied me. i do what any friend of His tells me when i am here.
aysahwinterfell: nikittypaprika: shewbs: ewari: Let me tell you about BAD APPLE [SOUND VOLTEX]Let me tell you.LetmiiTellU. UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT
You give me all of you and then I walk on byShoot me if you can ‘cause I don’t care about my life[Chorus]I’m alone, alone, alone (2x)[Verse 2]Lower your hands if you don’t know who you areWatch yourself float away in the darkness of
tara4fun:Check out my new website. All about my life as a Florida Hotwife. All post are of me. www.tara4fun.com
thebattlefrontier: also let’s face it if pokemon were real we’d be shitting ourselves beedrill is three feet tall a 3 foot bee is enough to make me cry alone in my basement for the rest of my life
ungodlythighs:me: has a breakdownme: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
I think part of the reason i’m so upset about watching these kids is that literally everywhere I go(facebook, on here, my sister in law, in public) there are people either pregnant or discovering they’re pregnant and I just can’t get pregnant yet
i’m sure the next year or so of my life will be very good for my restlessness with all the changes coming about, but I can’t help wanting years to go by, in a bit of a blur
sof-yaa: 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 everybody unfollow me now. this is the only thing I’m going to be talking about for the rest of my life.
harleylovegood: MEN NEED TO STOP FUCKING ASKING ME ABOUT MY GENITALS AND SEX LIFE AT WORK LIKE CAN I DO MY JOB WITHOUT YOU SEXUALISING MEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYY Fuck yoooouu Men are gross
brandonmeetsworld: There was a point in time where I can remember existing without a purpose wandering about my life as a child who was just allowed to go outside and play. Then one day my destiny caught up with me when I met you. I then knew at this
momjoon: *lowkey loves you for the rest of my entire fucking life
earthdad: stranger: heyme: Aha! You activated my trap! By starting a conversation with me I must overshare everything about my life!
I was having such a nice day until had to navigate this personal relationship and now it sucks, hate my life. Hate this mess I keep bringing myself Into, the emotional turmoil, the drama of it all
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
officialcommanderlexa: my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
theshitfuck-png: Sorry in advance for this mess of a post and my life but anyway I’m more or less being forced to find my own place before October and I’m kinda worried about being able to make end’s meet (or buying food for that matter) until
Ok so its like 35 degrees here. And my apartment is freezing. I hate the cold so much that as soon as i crawled out of bed, I literally grabbed my clothes, ran into the bathroom, turned the shower on as hot as it would go and sat there till the steam
matthewaran:perchu: lilyrighter: ovoflow: IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU
missmurrka: candybeatz: missmurrka: ever wish u could just What jerk made this it was me expressing my personal feelings about my body i’ll make sure not to do that next time
lippypussy: I just worked up the confidence for this! Being so insecure about it all my life, its taken me a real while to come to terms and even find my vagina attractive! And now i’m so happy and I want to show her off. Hope we all enjoy! It’s
nyaaaaa–18: I’m just tryna play in somebody’s son’s hair while he tells me about what’s going on in his life and run his hands along my thighs 😭
blessed-high11y-favored:REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨
eeep so im super excited about this week: today is pole again, tomorrow is my graduation, wednesday is just big brother but yay, thursday is me and darfin’s anniversary!! friday is another lacrosse game (which we will lose) and then dis weekend we are
bubblebathdoll: sophrph: working in retail About 100% accurate
I always end up not taking a sweater with me when I go places, because I never have anywhere to put it. I go to tie it around my waist and realize, oh yeah, that’s not really a thing anymore. What asshole decided that wasn’t a thing anymore?
str4ightdank: as stupid as it sounds, i don’t really know what i would do without music, movies. shows, ect. they just make me happy and make me forget about my life for a bit..
I made a new Gemsona, meet Hauyne! An energetic down to earth gem whose all about finding the positives in life. Their weapon is a Bo Staff from which they summon from their gem located on their lower back. She’s around Lapis’s height as hauynes are
afinsta: Like what you see and want to see more? Message me about my premium Snapchat! Behind the scenes look at the life of a stripper. I’ll also be selling nudes 10 for บ off of my kik, PremiumHolly. Video prices are to be negotiated.
fragile-limbs:“Excuse me, can you tell me what you’ve heard about my life?Maybe a dirty little fairy tale, a girl of the nightI’ve heard that I grew up filthy, a trailer park queenDropout, pregnant, statistical teen”Sex metal Barbie //
deegaynolds: me after oversharing personal details about my life to people who only know me superficially
thoughtkick: “If you knew how hard it was, and how long it took, to rebuild my little universe of peace and happiness then you would understand why I’m so picky about who I allow in my life.” — Weird People