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myabdllife: alykeepscalm: Pretty much exactly the same changing table I have. I feel sorry for you who have to change yourself! There needs to be daycare for big kids >:P lol. This picture is sooooo.. hot!Â
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite
the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS
the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE
bigcutieellie:Sometimes you just want to be a big fat kid on the playground! Most of you know that I am pretty playful and like to have fun! I thought that I would invite you to waddle with me around the playground. Watch as I try to pull my big 400
kylagolfar: Young Angelina Jolie “Love one person, take care of them until you die. You know, raise kids. Have a good life. Be a good friend. And try to be completely who you are. And figure out what you personally love. And like go after it with everyth
stonekidman: “Yes, daddy! Harder, just like that! Oh god daddy, I want you to cum inside me. Fill your little girl up, make me your brood slut. I want mommy to be jealous I’m having your baby because she can’t have kids anymore”
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you
wagecucks: If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way
relishboi: svt-seokhoon-17: relishboi: no artstyle can be as bad as this abomination Have you not met 12 to 14 year olds on Tumblr are you listening to yourself? are you actually seriously saying this to me right now? ok so youre saying some kids
bardicknowledgeblogger:The reminder I have to give newer players when this comes up (usually kids, to be fair) is - you agreed to play the game. You chose to play this game, which requires you taking on the quest. So that means it’s your duty to find
heicompsemat: black-breed:So you don’t want kids. Shame, your just about to have one. Here it cums. Here you could be having sex tonight…
lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
mattyho: Tired of being labeled as ’stuck in the 90’s’? Do you find a lot of new rap too emo? Do you have no idea what a Kid Cudi or a Drake is? Then theConservative Rap Coalition may be for you! Here at the CRC, we strive to find the best in
raxlraxlraxl: knifeandlighter: If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatment Make that little fucker work Make the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic,
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
wagecucks:If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way
superblys: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON
I sent a message to the Akinator via their contact option asking them to remove whatever flag they have on SU characters that prevents them from being played by children. Lets see if they respond (also maybe send a complaint yourself if you’re so
m-03: wholockian-from-middle-earth: ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH
perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING
the-paradox-machine: troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE
adreamdeferred: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
cespur: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET
your-favourite-record: Too be honest, ‘Uptown Funk’ is going to be one of those songs you’ll hear in 25 years with your kids in your car and you’ll just have to start screaming the lyrics, don’t believe me? Just watch.
tibettefan4eva: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
wanttocomehometoyou: optimisticpirateobject: wanttocomehometoyou: Kids and boring hub are sleeping so I am trying to be quiet. Having to bite the hell out of my bottom lip to keep from screaming! Wanting so much more of this! You have no idea how
hisdudeness27: Happy birthday to one of my all time favorite actors. John Goodman proves that you don’t got to be pretty to be awesome. His roles and works in movies have inspired me my whole life. From Roseanne to King Ralph when I was a kid to my
emulgent: The only acceptable reason to have kids is that you want to nurture and care for another being. That’s it. That’s all of the good reasons. Not because you want someone to take care of you on your old age, not because you want them
troyler-phanaye: letsstickwithsam: the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS
wantlikeaforestfire: just a little love for my friend, becircen, who deserves to be reblogged instead of having her body being posted with no credit. here’s the thing, kids. it’s the internet, sometimes you find things that you like and you don’t
zippo077: “So what kind of game did you kids want to play? A challenge? What kind of challenge?You want to tie me to this chair and then I have to escape? That shouldn’t be too hard…ok, why not…”Tabitha came to regret her decision…not only
beamingsun100: cespur: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
inbrekasmind: I can’t wait until I have kids and they discover the music I use to listen to so I can be all like: “Ohhh! That used to be my shit! What you know about that?!”
Once you turn 18 it’s like everything you once knew gets flipped upside down. All of a sudden you go from being a “kid” to an “adult”. The fact that you have everything getting stuffed down your throat and no time to breathe
the-sexylosers-club: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE
mrs106andpark: “You will have the world and more. Your my ace your my lil Patna in crime. You are me. You have something i always wanted. A mom and dad to be there, unlike some kids your parents are young and fly wit it though haha.. Love you im
absent-angel: whatmoredoyouwantamericaa: emulgent: The only acceptable reason to have kids is that you want to nurture and care for another being. That’s it. That’s all of the good reasons. Not because you want someone to take care of you
tricias-captions: “Tonight? Mark and Dwayne at Mark’s place. And its possible that Dwayne’s bringing a friend. I don’t know when I’ll be home. I’m so glad that I have you to watch our kids, James. I would hate to have to keep paying a
diaryofakanemem: African parents just can’t stand you sleeping. When I tell you I have stories FOR DAYS of my mother doing this to my sister and I, you would be weak as hell. Best believe, I will be doing this to my kids because… reparations.
