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anicegoodboy: Yes we do have to do it in this position. The last thing I want is for you to think this is somehow sexual. You know as well as I do why we are doing this, and I do not want to catch you playing with yourself and watching disgusting filth
Not quite sure why I’m re-blogging this - I think it’s because I’ve suddenly become a porn critic - this girl is pretty and she has a great body & a lovely pussy; she also does all the right things, yet the end result is a little
corpulentchronicles: 0nigum0: tenderlovingcares: I’m not saying all men in our community are like this, but THIS is why you can’t have nice things, because I’m going to be 100% honest here, but this how around 75% of the conversations I’ve
itsallprimal: dreamsinmetaphors: inner-desires-within: Chivalry is far from dead with me. Absolutely true. This is why I do these things..she is not incapable, she is not helpless, shes is not less then me. She is special and should be shown as such.
the glamourous life of an author
I seriously think this is the saddest thing ever! I work at Barnes and Noble, the only bookstore to survive through all of this. Sadly, we're also a HUGE part of the reason why this is happening. DO NOT FUCKING BUY E-READERS PEOPLE!
aperfect-illusion: endlessloveforever: That is why you don’t judge a person when you don’t know any of their stories. this is to hard not to reblog Possibly the best thing i have ever seen on tumblr x I hope she is happy now x
lupusadlunam: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that
A part of why this is so subversively arousing, is not simply to imagine being a young vulnerable, insecure boy, being surrounded by (also affirming & internalizing) things that makes him desperately uncomfortable, but also because of the what is
why-animals-do-the-thing: wildlife-conservationist: As much as I massively dislike The Dodo and think it does a major disservice to the general public understanding of animal behavior, this meme is not correct. PETA does not run the Dodo. The Dodo
tenderlovingcares: I’m not saying all men in our community are like this, but THIS is why you can’t have nice things, because I’m going to be 100% honest here, but this how around 75% of the conversations I’ve had with men in this community
asleepylioness: Hello lovely, You might be wondering why I edited this photo like that…well the thing is I don’t have a much space in my room and now, when I have my studies, not much time to clean everything up (actually not only my room is messy
hitlersasshole: apeholeanonymous: hattedguineapigs: timelordy-teganbreann: saveitasajpeg: timelordy-teganbreann: I did Nazi this coming Indeed, this was the Führer-thest thing from my mind. I’m not even sure why this toast is even Herr THIS
xantime: A joint that lights itself ….
webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all women do things
i-am-not-from-mars: blogforthepainfullyindie: lokii-d: accio-buttocks: asgardian-tardis: river-song-has-been-saved: Why…..Just Why….. NOPE  WOWNO omfg. FROWNS LOUDLY There are many things that are okay. This post is not included.
cosmic-noir: @rudegyalchina this is probably the most frustrating thing I’ve done to date. Explaining to non-black/brown people why we make posts for US and not ALL people is getting fucking old and I’m not doing it anymore. A few messages in
“This is not intended to be collaborative.”Dulcinea said, smilingly: “Why does everybody think that?”Some things are just funny.A teenager looking at your 10,000 year old group project while trying to reproduce it and telling you it wasn’t intended
cosmic-noir: auntea: rudegyalchina: cosmic-noir: @rudegyalchina this is probably the most frustrating thing I’ve done to date. Explaining to non-black/brown people why we make posts for US and not ALL people is getting fucking old and I’m not
why-animals-do-the-thing: fluttersheep: dynastylnoire: alexernst: sweetguts: “this is a sock you asshole” i want an owl now tumblr describes them as cats with wings and every gif proves it accurate ok but theyre not? i just hate it when tumblr
angryhijabi: What do these females have in common? They’re all Pakistani. This is why there is no such thing as someone “looking” Pakistani. “Pakistani” is a nationality, not a race or an ethnicity. It is similar to someone being American
evilqueen1969: “Your not going to cut off its clothes?” “No time. This things grandmother is a very powerful woman in this state.” “Then… why?” “The grandmothers rival is paying very very well.”
mistress92: why-animals-do-the-thing: anrisaryn: @why-animals-do-the-thing what…? Babies are not very good at things like depth perception and motor control. This is a perfect example of exactly what that looks like. he’s doing his very best
therealrobinchan33: transheadcold: nauticus: friendly reminder not to support lindt this easter season, or apparently ever again, because they support autism speaks. Wowwwwwwww #fyi if you are not aware why this is a bad thing#autism speaks is an
tenderlovingcares: I’m not saying all men in our community are like this, but THIS is why you can’t have nice things, because I’m going to be 100% honest here, but this how around 75% of the conversations I’ve had with men in this community have
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
maggiekarp2:a) once you sleep nude you can’t go back to pajamas, it is impossible, why does no one address thisb) getting used to naked but not bone zone type sleeping together is the most adorably frustrating thing ever, why does no one address this
bill-is-a-dirty-triangle: desertskie: bill-is-a-dirty-triangle: I saw this, and the only thing I could think of was this Why not both? ^^^^ quality idea my friend!!
This is why i caNT sleep at night fucking friends who don’t make sure shes home because right now i have no idea where she is or if shes safe or not i HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE AND I CANT DO A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABIUT IT SHE MAY HE COLLAPSED ON THE
yes-this-is-not-ok: This is my state. This is what they do here. This is why we can’t have nice things.
yue-tsubaki: I was snapchating with me friend. Why do I do these things . THIS IS NOT MY ART
kakimari: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I’m moving house!!!! <3 my shop is open again, but I will not be able to guarantee shipping until the 16th. By then all my new things will be up! If you’d like an update on anything regarding commissions, where I’m
webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why people have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basically lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all women do things
a-lesbillion: thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that
p-pikachu: “You know, I think this Christmas thing is not as tricky as it seems! But why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone! Not anyone, in fact, but me! Why, I could make a Christmas tree! And there’s not a reason I can find,
m-0onshine: im not sure why, but this is the most beautiful thing
Dont be screwing with me. It is one of those few things I absolutely hate. Its why I have so many doubts. So please, even though being sincere is not the best in this scenario, can you not be screwing with me? Thanks.
achievement-b-huntress: Yes, hello, I do a “once a year” Woman Crush Wednesday thing because why not. Last year, it was the wonderful, Tina Dayton. This year, it is, once again, the absolutely, astonishingly beautiful tinadayton because why wouldn’t
werewolfau: i get SO personally offended at those posts that are like ‘why can’t there be a female hero who isn’t tomboyish’ because until recently there weren’t any this is not a thing that happens the majority of female heroes are super feminine
somecreativedomain: yiffbattle: heilevropa: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them Why is the IT guy a furry weasel/ferret looking guy because IT workers are not human. This hurt my soul
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
call-me-mr-sir-again:just-another-dom:This is not a game. I’m not sure why I am writing this. 10 years after I got into the BDSM world, I think it’s time to sum up what I’ve learned about it. There are so many things to say, it’s gonna be a messy,
thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers
i love how whenever i express having a certain displeasure towards something there is always someone who has this “you’re not allowed to dislike things” attitude towards me like i’m only allowed to like and dislike what other
thechangelingmedusa: Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This GIF right here is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a thing that only
milfman51: “So is this how you take a selfie son?” “Mom! Why are you in your underwear?” “Oh…shit…I forgot I was in ny bedroom…oh well…it’s not like you havent seen it before…” “Yeah…but its like weird…it’s making things…bulge…”
6nakegod: cocreationcoaching: You have control over your own thoughts. Why not choose thoughts that feel good to you? This is the most neurotypical thing I’ve ever read
crimsontentacles: Sometimes your artistic improvement is not only what your hands can do but also what your eye and mind can understand. Few years ago I was looking at some works of my favourite artists and couldnt even comprehend how they are made.
pony-fuhrer-bradley: I posted the pony Ramsey thing a few days ago, a.d i have read what people write, and i have read stuff like “im not a brony but this is funny”, “im not into ponies but reblog” Why you have to explain you are not into this
cauterizeandbruise: Oh this movie. This movie was the first thing I saw after coming out to myself. I remember how it affirmed my sexuality, and that this was what I wanted. This is why representation is so important. It’s not just seeing people like
Here lately girls have been like… “Why do people even ask where I got my shirt/ bottom from… Like you plan on going out & buying the exact same thing?!” LIKE BITCH YES I JUST MIGHT BC U ANIT THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO WEAR URBAN
An open letter to the only two women I’ve ever felt deeply for:Every time I think I’ve healed, I am shown why I really haven’t. I am not over it, I probably never will be. And that’s okay.
