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egg-with-a-butt: just-shower-thoughts: How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before? I don’t know but I don’t like this post.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: ffa-trash: dumbass-feeder: just-shower-thoughts: The world would be a much nicer place if you got fat from being an asshole instead of eating food. @feedeeadventures would be 62 pounds @fatterigrow would be like -23 lbs
ohheyitsshanaj: anarchyinblack: just-shower-thoughts: All churches should be homeless shelters at night Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter
just-shower-thoughts:There’s something deeply comforting about the sound of rain you’re protected from
sassymccoy: just-shower-thoughts: What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen #@nasa what’s ur wifi password
just-shower-thoughts: What if i am single because a time traveler made sure I don’t meet “her” to stop someone in our lineage from taking over the world
just-shower-thoughts:Saying that banning guns would cause people to use knives and trucks is like saying we shouldn’t cure cancer because some of the survivors would die from heart disease or car accidents.
just-shower-thoughts: We as a society went from, “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” to “OK Google,”
just-shower-thoughts: Syrian Refugees are like the Wildlings from Game of thrones
skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons
gluey-porch-treatments: iprayinthespeech: gluey-porch-treatments: just-shower-thoughts: Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust. … No? It’s true! Cinnamon (or more commonly cassia because it’s cheaper) is the bark from trees of the Cinnamomum family.
themysticdreambouquet: nyquildriver: just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
just-shower-thoughts: When you move away from home, following the family drama becomes like reading Game of Thrones. Instead of a 1st person POV, you’ve got multiple unreliable narrators, most of whom are assholes.
just-shower-thoughts: I woke up thinking - ‘April Fools, don’t believe everything you read on the internet.’ But then realised, how is that any different from any other day of the year?
crim-kingson: korolevcross: slow-riot: just-shower-thoughts: Those mini candy bars should not be called “Fun Size.” A candy bar the size of my coffee table would be fun size. This is a homestar runner joke from almost 15 years ago nah it’s
fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
just-shower-thoughts: Infant incompetence is truly a testament to the sheer power of human species. Most animal babies are quiet and can run and hide from predators as soon as they can walk. Our 3-year-olds will try to pet wild animals and respond to
nyquildriver: just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
just-shower-thoughts: Tom from MySpace died a hero while Mark Zuckerberg lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
just-shower-thoughts: When my tongue is burned from drinking hot beverages I realize how much I underappreciate the time my tongue is not burned
nyquildriver:just-shower-thoughts:The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
danasoupchef: skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons Unless you’re a lesbian, then you don’t have to worry about the D.
just-shower-thoughts: Getting older is going from liking the actors to appreciating the directors/writers
just-shower-thoughts: If one of the toys from Toy Story died, Andy wouldn’t know, but all the other toys would.
just-shower-thoughts: High School dropouts are labeled as “worthless” yet most of the information we are taught in high school is worthless. Nevertheless you need the diploma to do pretty much anything. Besides those facts and skills from school
just-shower-thoughts: The price of gumballs from gumball machines has been remarkably stable in the face of inflation.
just-shower-thoughts:24 is a really awkward age. Half my friends are either on their third child and in the middle of a divorce, or still getting an allowance from their parents while retaking a class for the third time.
just-shower-thoughts: There’s only ever been one day. It just keeps moving from one side of the planet to the other.
jumpingjacktrash: just-shower-thoughts: All of the websites for finding lyrics look like they were designed in 1993 they also all have the exact same text, typos and all where are they copypasting it from? no one knows
just-shower-thoughts: Both Walgreen’s and CVS are “At the corner of Happy and Healthy” since usually they’re located across the same intersection from each other.
just-shower-thoughts: When people are brought back from brief death and describe “light at the end of a tunnel”, what if it’s just the opening of another vagina?
just-shower-thoughts: We should have a national holiday were we kill all of the lights so that we can see all of the stars from big cities.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s going to be really awkward in the future when robots take most jobs from poor unskilled workers, and then companies will complain that the same demographic isn’t buying their products anymore because they don’t have enough
lapizzalazulii: fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!! i usually dont
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees from
just-shower-thoughts: The idea that nothing matters is the root of both depression and happiness, but from very different perspectives
just-shower-thoughts: Mankind invented the word “muffin” to disguise from children that adults are eating cake in the morning.
natureloveratheart: mommabear19127917: just-shower-thoughts: The holiday season is the one time you can shout, “Don’t come in here!” from inside a closed room where people will assume you’re wrapping gifts instead of masturbating. Idk why
just-shower-thoughts: If one year in human time is the equivalent of seven dog years, then one human day must be the equivalent of one week in dog time. No wonder my dog greets me so excitedly when I get home from work!
just-shower-thoughts: The Krusty Krab is one of the few fast-food joints that has their own recipie and doesn’t ship from an outside source. Respect.
just-shower-thoughts: The Earth is flying through space, and rotating on its axis. This means when you wake up in your bed in the morning, you’re hundreds of miles away from where you got into your bed.
just-shower-thoughts: Calmly walking up the stairs from my basement after I turn the lights out is how I prove to myself that I’m an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: The holiday season is the one time you can shout, “Don’t come in here!” from inside a closed room where people will assume you’re wrapping gifts instead of masturbating.
just-shower-thoughts: The idea of ghosts moaning probably came from your parents moaning during sex and them just not telling you what it was making the sound.
