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And the winner is Kerrigan. The voting was more evenly than i had thought. I was kinda sure that Catwoman would be 3rd and Sherry 1st. Thanks for voting guys. Gif Webm Gfycat This webm link for Gfycat is extremely dark and i have no idea why.
glitter–bomb: So I showed this to my coworker (who is also an esthetician) and I have never seen someone cringe so hard in my life. I thought she was gonna keel over by the time he did his armpit (she was like “NO DON’T DO THAT ARE YOU STUPID
exposethajocks: I thought this was that one guy from all those movies. He was about to be next on my list, but no. it’s just some white boy with a big print.
17yroldghost: a-beard: fuckyeahassortedstuff: roshi-no-tabi: Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came
boneralmighty: Mom had been flirting me for quite some time now. I thought it was cute, but I didn’t know why she was acting that way. It turns out, her and my father wanted to have another baby, but no matter what my father tried, he failed. When the
leeterr: And the winner is Kerrigan. The voting was more evenly than i had thought. I was kinda sure that Catwoman would be 3rd and Sherry 1st. Thanks for voting guys. Gif Webm Gfycat This webm link for Gfycat is extremely dark and i have no idea why.
bumsrmytning: No.. No.. No.. Don’t cum inside me.. I’m not on birth control.. Oh fuck babe that was close.. I really thought for a minute you’d cum inside me…
hypnoboys: It was a late night at the office that was more the norm these days. Chris just found it easier and more efficient to get his projects done when no one was around… Some nights Chris gets a text..and his mind, his thoughts start to get
17yroldghost: a-beard: fuckyeahassortedstuff: roshi-no-tabi: rosycrystals: smileprettybaby: Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat
fuckingnastygifs: My girlfriend thought it would be funny to let me fuck her step sister Jennifer, who would probably “never get some, because she was weird and unpopular.” Jennifer was such a perfect little slut for me, that my girlfriend is no
bumsrmytning:No.. No.. No.. Don’t cum inside me.. I’m not on birth control.. Oh fuck babe that was close.. I really thought for a minute you’d cum inside me…
vashappenincarrot: 1d-dream-s: nandos-for-niall: whyilove-1d: livelaughlove1d: harrysperm: what if after all this time, we thought this was just a normal baby. no. it was really harry’s kid that he didnt even know exsisted. this is defiantly
slaverchronicles: They thought my offer of ฤ,000 for bondage a photoshoot sounded crazy! That’s because it was! I had no intention of paying them ฤ,000 for a bondage photoshoot, the offer was just ploy so they would volunteer to be bound and
Fandom: Attack on TitanTitle: A Terrible IdeaAuthor: ImmiRating: PG-13Summary: Ymir’s pursuit of the hot cheerleader was meant to stay strictly lustful. But it’s a high school AU with a ship tag, so you know, fuck that. Notes: This chapter was
part 5 in which Lance is still thinking about it and Rachel has no time for that(she’s his other sister who was on screen for like 10 seconds but I thought she was fitting for this so yeaH lol) first | < part 4 | part 5 | part 6-1 > | ko-fi
ikimaru: part 5 in which Lance is still thinking about it and Rachel has no time for that (she’s his other sister who was on screen for like 10 seconds but I thought she was fitting for this so yeaH lol) first | < part 4 | part 5 | ko-fi | to
breadmaakesyoufat: this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are
inspirationalteenhetalia: mommy-queerest: ediddy21: caesarsaladin: viewoverdennistoun: queen-kirk: fivetail: robinpant: The Kickstarter Needs You Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All
Who said anything about him? // No one ever looked for a girl. It was a prince that was promised, not a princess… What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth
kdentxx16: After my husband lost his testicles to cancer he could no longer satisfy my sexual needs. I love my husband dearly and was resigned to the thought that I would never get properly fucked again because the best my husband could manage was to
The night before her wedding, my daughter modeled for me the wedding lingerie that her husband thought he would be the only one to see.There was really no need to let him know I was her first for everything, now was there?
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
experienceisbest: The Lonely Planet Guide to Meeting Older MenHow you meet older men was a vexing question that she had thought about for a long time. Oftentimes, batting eyelids at them in a bar would lead to the assumption she was selling sex. No,
Some bitch just told me I'm offensive because I'd like to fuck Prince Harry and Prince William...yet on the top of her blog she says some very offesnive things about women. She thought I was confused was like NO IT"S WILL THAT'S MARRIED TO MIDDLETON.
17yroldghost:a-beard:fuckyeahassortedstuff: roshi-no-tabi: Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came on
In other news a cute boy said to me “you look upset” and I was taken aback cos I thought I was hiding it well (it was some work stuff) and no one’s read me that well before and I only met him a few days ago and saw him a few times prior
onnaollie: you know racial tension is so high in my city that black kids aren’t playing outside.at first i thought it was the heat. it’s SUPER HOT. been over 95 degrees most days. but then i was like no. we’re use to this. it’s actually been
sonira: calliedope: I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID #i had no idea this was about pokemon when i first read it i just thought that this poor individual was rolling downhill on rollerskates and
millennialmotive replied to your post: millennialmotive replied to your post:… Ah, yeah. I mean, my response when people asked me why I was going by Mitchell was p much just “I thought it was time for a change”, and that name has NO connection
icemaiden:Important question: no matter how embarrassing the answer is, tag or comment with the first song you can remember really liking as a little kid. The one you tried to listen to as much as possible and thought was really profound. Bonus points
slut-solutions: Most people thought that he was my father when we went out to dinner together. There is no way that they could have guessed the true nature of our relationship. The truth is that I loved making Mitch my bitch, and he loved it too. We
Folks keep saying Pearl was being mean telling Greg “There’s no need to be so pathetic” but… that’s what he was doing. He was trying to look and sound pathetic so Steven would stay with him. You saw the episode, you know
I saw a picture of Pearl and I was like “This is really good except she’s missing her glasses” and then it took me a minute or two before I realized she doesn’t wear glasses and never has so I have no idea where that thought came from but I believed
just cuz some dude did you wrong or was unfaithful and this that and the third doesnt mean that all men are like that. or are gonna do the same thing to you. there are alotta good decent hard working dudes out there in the world. but no… were
ore-no-double-stuffed-butts: anubisgem: MFW THAT’S DALLAS IN THE BACKGROUND. I saw under the notes that someone thought Malindachan was a guy. OH DEAR. (or did I read that wrong?)
ladyloveandjustice: winry—-rockbell: “I’m no ordinary Alchemist” This picture can be found here That’s p. important because it’s so close to the anime’s style I legit thought it was official art when I got a search result that said that.
madlori:for a second I legit thought that this was some company touting this insane uranium substance as a magic cure and then I realized that some marketing genius with no chemistry awareness designed this water logo that is very confusing to chemists.
brassy: I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”
buzzfeed: I thought Pokemon was a children’s game. No sir, I would not. Could I interest you in some mace? Blink twice if you need help escaping from a sex ring, Backwards Cap Boy. THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU! Do tell. No no, keep talking.
flaming-fruitcake: lake–verity: otherwindow: Moira | Scrooge I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREAKING BABADOOK SKIN 😂😭 No bitch that’s not Scrooge that’s the babadook. I refuse to call her skin that and I’m actually going to pay for that skin
withinanarmsreach: jim-whorreison: TYATS WHERE OHIO IS??? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE NEXT TO CALIFORNIA???W HAT??? NO THAT SNOT OHIO AMERICA PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS THAT IS N O T OHIO I’ve lived in Ohio my entire life and I’ve been repeatedly
stepup2006-deactivated20200610: “I was here 15 years ago or something, and I had no idea what I was doing. I was sitting out here in front of you all, really just a kid, and I went out and I never thought that I would be back here, and I am because
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: BUT I THOUGHT YOU POSTED THAT BC OF A RUDE POOP?! OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME, BUT NO HE’S NOT A RUDE POOP EITHER, HE’S JUST A HUGE DICK IT WAS RUDEEE
anicecoldbath:alright. there is fucking no way that @staff has anyone manually reviewing these blaze posts, and if they do, someone needs a talking to. i’ve seen a few sponsored posts today that were really embarrassing, a few that were funny, and
nancyl0204: hrt4you:We both thought this was an audition for “Guys and Dolls”. WRONG! Only way to get a part in this “play” was as a woman. We had no problem with that! All we needed was some strong hormones and a wardrobe change
play-the-game: yall thought obama was a real nigga…no bill clinton was a real nigga. played sax live on arseno, this shit and was getting head by his side girl in the oval office. thats real nigga shit right there. pull up to the club and steal your
edgargoesbloopbloop: : tye-dye oh.. i thought it was solid colored. it’s totally stripes wow get it right. its obviously polka dots come on guys. that’s obvs houndstooth duhhh no no no are you guys blind? this is zebra print. duh! all
cuckoldselection: You had to make sure that you got close enough to video the guy cum inside your wife. The best thing was that your wife then showed you the creampie and all his cum dripping out of her pussy.Do you produce that much cum? No! Thought
zippo077: The burglar who left Madeline tied a chair left a while ago, so she thought it was safe to try and get loose. She quickly realised that wasn’t going to be possible, she was securely bound - the ropes were tight and there was no way to reach
“Well, I thought he (Walt Disney) hired me because I was such a great singer and dancer. As it turns out, he had heard me in an interview talking about what was happening to family entertainment. I was decrying the fact that it seemed like no holds
I’ve determined that I don’t actually like penetrative sex all that much. I thought it was something else going on with me over the past two years, but no. This is it. I don’t enjoy sex. I don’t find it that much fun. Oral sex I like. But I
naughtycplforfun: Her thoughts raced…it was like she was someone else, no rules, a naughty girl, she could be that slutty girl she shouldn’t be. It was like she had a secret slut inside all these years just waiting to get out. Her husband had
stevenuniversequotes: “I’ve seen gems fuse before but I had no idea that’s what it felt like. I always thought… I never realized that fusion, that you disappear like that.”-Sapphire
serration: I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, “humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders
