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We’ve had a few followers ask if I had any pictures of me with cum on me, and after searching the hard drive found this one: a pic that my hubby took after a guy we met online gave me a cream pie! Hope this is what some of you were looking for! Enjoy!
kinkyselfshot: jasminesing: lexxihellkat: Christmas gift anyone? Bahahahaha #starwars #princessleia #ballgag #deathstar #sexytime #fetish #want #nerdy #seriouslynow Tell me this is real… I will buy this if it is Fun! via Reblog for iPad
Look at this picture, honey, and do not try to delude yourself. This is the new real world. Below every white bridal gown, there is a dominatrix ready to tame her hubby. Didn’t I get you to acquiesce to let me fuck another man while we were still in
xoxox-shhh:it sure is quiet in the office this morning. so…playtime! wow, with the response on this morning’s post we’ve blown past 17,000 followers. so cool, thank you ALL!! :)
Great idea. Hope you like.______________we suggested that @iwtsymc prop the tablet against something so he could cover me in cum, after his first tribute totally overshot me! this is the result…and is so fucking hot! his hard and glistening
mmilhouse: lucifurby: I hate this so much because this is exactly me stop exposing me like this I hate it
obsidianglass: getequippedwith: When I saw people talking about Sonic Boom this morning I was really confused for a long time because I thought they were referencing this. ME TOO This is the real sonic boom, kids~ >|C
jamesseekings: clementinefrugivore: ok I know I have reblogged this twice today but does this make anyone else cry like woah this is so powerful to me is this real life omg
creeplou:ahmedwong:crushis: crushis: “We were told we were fighting terrorists. The real terrorist was me. The real terrorism is this occupation.“ Mike prysner - US soldier fought in Iraq 2003. “قالوا لنا أننا جئنا لنحارب
geek9902: My last real accident So a lot of people like saying the had an ‘accident’ even though maybe it was planned. This is a story of the last time I had a real accident, a completely unplanned, very embarrassing one at that. The story takes
-lostinthem00d: sherlanpw: ibadbitch: wolfpussay: me EVERY time lmaooooo my life Omg…this is real life, ok. this is literally me
breelandwalker: korrasera: give-me-a-yandere: queenieoh-queenie: fuckingscreaming: Is this real? Yep, it’s real. This is wonderful They won’t be able to erase her name now. And with her proper name and gender mentioned throughout the article,
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
Fanworks make me sooooo incredibly happy. I am so thankful and blessed that I’m finally coming around as a writer. I’ve said this before on tumblr, but every week it feels more real. No pretend…I FEEL LIKE A REAL WRITER NOW. The writer
thechronicleofshe: sephezade: thereasonforthewordbitch: blackourstory: You’ve heard about it before but… here it is. In your face. It was REAL. Black people don’t make this stuff up. white ppl are the devil Never forget this fuckery. If
moveslikekeithrichards: me, a semi-reasonable person: hm! i dont fully understand this identity or experience that this person is describing. this is probably because i dont experience this thing! that doesnt mean its not real! i will continue to respect
billyarrowsmith: This is so funny to me, I wish I had a word for this phenomenon. They might be joking but it feels weirdly serious? “This isn’t like the fake hackers you see in movies, this is the real thing, a karate badass who bangs supermodels!”
korra-x-asami: jmojellybeans: commander-skimmons: resolutionchangeme: I AM SO UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY STARTED HYPERVENTILATING this is going to send me to an early grave Is this real? this better be real! <3 <3<3
ironbloodaika: nolanthebiggestnerd: bugeyedfreaks: thes-hitoverlord: bugeyedfreaks: dipdap1234: why Wait, oh my god, don’t tell me this is real. Ugh. and this is also real …wait, is there a reason a grown up princess lady is kissing a five
spywerewolf: tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels. This is me about LC tbh
hispinkandyellowhuman:WHAT??? IS THIS A POST ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND???????? YES IT IS. THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
roachpatrol: phantomrose96: #i S IT REAL?#WHAT DO I SEARCH TO CHECK IF THIS IS REAL#HELP ME OUT It’s real. This is my college. It’s real and everyone’s been talking about it. delightful
wtffanfiction: Fan Fiction Is Bad - Mu Phi Epsilon pledge class recital (inspired by this blog; submitted by thecommonchoirnerd) this is amazing Real talk right here. See also: my exact thoughts after reading all of the horrid fanfics!
The only reason I know the names of so many gems and minerals is from playing World of Warcraft. The knowledge has no real practical applications for me but it does allow me to own at the gem and minerals category on Jeopardy
sherlock-hannibal: This scene I swear to God:
What’s going on? This is war.
korrasera: give-me-a-yandere: queenieoh-queenie: fuckingscreaming: Is this real? Yep, it’s real. This is wonderful They won’t be able to erase her name now.
czarcub: korra-x-asami: jmojellybeans: commander-skimmons: resolutionchangeme: I AM SO UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY STARTED HYPERVENTILATING this is going to send me to an early grave Is this real? Oh gods I hope this is true.
virginiagentlenerd: deadcatwithaflamethrower: werewolfastrology: korrasera: give-me-a-yandere: queenieoh-queenie: fuckingscreaming: Is this real? Yep, it’s real. This is wonderful They won’t be able to erase her name now. I’m happy
genepak: -jessieefish: ohhmaiko: wassuhaley: diosamae: i am crying omg oh my god REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS WOMAN? BECAUSE I WAS SERIOUS. OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH IS THIS REAL LIFE?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT
I have three different volumes of lesbian erotica and all of them are centered around strap-on sex, butch fem dynamics, daddy Dom sex. Like…this is supposed to be lit about how real lesbians have sex written by real lesbians, but it’s so
Set me on fire Burning into the night That I may know myself and fight This is real Its happening I just can’t believe That it happened to me I just can’t screw up Cause life is being handed to me on a silver plate I can’t screw up
no-this-is-jarod: the-real-me-xo: thought-of-suicide: our-world-is-mad: imaginolic: jezzikarules: beyond-optimism: This is terrible.I would never leave. This is how I feel all the time. Dem feels. Me This Same.. fucking relevance
ugly:Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy napPost-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty
nude-celebz: Help me prove this is real I so want this to be real! Very… Not real.
lavenderharmony: sandraisabarricadebabe: spaceconfessional: leanpox: skyworld101: Wind Waker Graphics: Wii U vs. Gamecube so. HD wind waker on the wii u. is this the real life is this just fantasy don’t do this to me I’ve had no reason to buy
milkworts: mugiwara-jm: Are you fucking serious is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can
thezohar: floating-head: This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
sameyeahm: dreamvillaiin: snapyapix: wewantbalance: Video Is this real If this is real , apple might have just bought me for life. and I’ve been complaining that I’m stuck with the four and my contract doesn’t end till the 6 comes out…
justjulyy: bleujayeee: stormiikitty: killakillavideos3: THE MUTHAFUCKIN GOAT This is real fvck’n in the “Give me your baby position”… Who can do this to me m?? 👀 If we can’t kiss like this during sex, I don’t want it. This is a terrible
yuukoatheart:I: Ahh… I’ve forgotten everything else, but I feel like I’ve seen your face before… To feel so at ease just from you holding me… Surely you were really close to me.S: You don’t need to remember the past. Forget everything, including
feilusiana: “Yuuri’s ‘life’ and ‘love’ have taught me about a brand new world I‘d never knew before“ – Victor
insanityang3l: marissalove-me: c-untgr4ts: today-the-world-is-ugly: This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with
naughtycplforfun: It was happening now, it had been a fantasy before but this is real, it seemed like this woman wasn’t really me. I pushed down until he was inside of me. I was surprised at how much in this moment I wanted to fuck him, right there
kdtlove: Hi everyone, this is Pamela! She contacted me all the way from Scotland, but travels to England & New York city! She is shy, sweet & innocent, cute and told me that she has always wanted to be with a black man! She is in for a real
chevvybar: people always say “in real life” as opposed to the Internet but this is real life and we’re all real people and this baffles me
bumsaregreat: iamchimp: iamchimp: diakcsemege.tumblr.com This mother fucker tattooed me up! The 80% that think this is real and the 20% that are infuriated that it isn’t are superbly stupid I’ve seen this image 5 times today and this is the first
h0ly-chic: coachela: i wish someone felt this way about me wow im a guy and its funny how this is real to 100% yeah i wish someone felt like this about me too sigh
bugeyedfreaks: s3tok41b4: bugeyedfreaks: I wish I could say it was my recent bout of sickness making me feel like throwing up, but… This is real ?????? It’s real. Link to the disastrous trailer is here.
nolanthebiggestnerd: bugeyedfreaks: thes-hitoverlord: bugeyedfreaks: dipdap1234: why Wait, oh my god, don’t tell me this is real. Ugh. and this is also real …wait, is there a reason a grown up princess lady is kissing a five year old child
myelephantlife: moonmizt: keepita-secret: sh-33ri0: da-na: procrastinatinq: staypozitive: Christmas countdown o m g oh my god Whoever made this is a genius. Reblog this whenever I see it omg Omg this is real
Where’s your “safety” key? More like cheat key. It’s gone. This is real now. Your fantasy is real, slave. You begged me to try it, and I did. And now? We’re not going back.
Yes, slave. Because I own you now. This is real. Your chastity cage makes it real. It makes you an actual slave to me. Which is wrong, but…I love the wrongness.
mewmoonstar: I’ve started a sort of series of chibi drawings of myself and some peeps I admire/look up to senpais if you will :3c first up, @jen-iii she rad, and buff. and I actually met her in school, she was one grade ahead of me, so she really is
jasker:@drawbauchery that hammock smooch killed me for real… *EAGLE SCREECH*
thvgginn: Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC. Ok ok. Not making any accusations, just genuinely curious: I know Bernie Sanders often marched in Civil Rights protests, but is this photo even real?
