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I really hated to admit it to myself, but it was happening. After months of badgering, my younger brother had wormed his way into my head. I wanted him now. All the things that had made me sick before, all the things that made me stop talking to him now
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==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
Oh honey, some days I’m going to fuck you like I hate you, like you’re the worst thing that ever happened to me, like the only way to regain control of my life or salvage any part of the burning wreckage you left me is to own you so fucking completely
spertn: stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not
faggotryandgendersissification: Brainwashing is the best thing that has even happened to me. Now I have the confidence to go out dressed like this in public. I want the world to see that I am a stunning bimbo whos sole purpose is to serve cock. F.A.G.S.
asianxjay: There are things I’ll talk about that I used to share to the world via Facebook, Twitter, and here but I refuse too now…All I can say is, as much shit that happens to rain on me here and there, I’ve held it together and I refuse to bend
stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
o-lanterns: lethecreator: jheselbraum: muchymozzarella: This scene never fails to make me laugh like a loon every time I watch it and that makes me mad Okay so one thing that always bugged me was “what happened immediately before this” and
the person i like and why i like them. a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand
willofasherah: One of the most life changing things to ever happen to me was finding out that Max Rebo, that elephant thing from RotJ who plays the keyboard thing has no arms THOSE ARE LEGS I mean, how do you go on believing in anything after that
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
faize: when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety
piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that happens, I flatten the whole thing.
dontforgettheclit: Some bad things happened to me this year but also some really great things. Ive met people that have changed my life for the better and that I really love. Most of all I’m more in love with my body than I’ve ever been😊 Blackout
his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to
lascivious25 replied to your post:da fuq? It happened to me once. All Gmail servers were offline and I assure you, it was THE most inopportune time! quite! i like knowing that my things go through. i hate it when that doesn’t work and it makes me
I’ll take “Things that only happen to me because I’m too nice for 跌 Alex”:I was getting ready to wash the car last night when I heard someone call out for me. I turn around with my typicalface. Two chicks walk up to me in my driveway and are
mattatatta replied to your post: I’ll take “Things that only happen to me because… I think the best bit is that you establish that you default to a peeved anime girl face whenever someone approaches you
I need my OG who just broke up with his girl of two years so he could go be a corny ass, almost 60yo player to see this shit cause he striking out chasing these new chicks while his girl heartbroken over his corny ass. Talking bout “she smothers
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still
justjensenanddean: “I would physically be embarrassed about things that happened, and that doesn’t happen anymore. I think it’s because if somebody is willing to judge me, then I don’t really care what they think” Jensen Ackles (PhxCon15)
I hope you know that I would do absolutely anything for you. I hope you know that I will always make a fool out of myself just to make you laugh. I hope you know that meeting you was the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me and that you made
So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection
elessir:One of my favorite things about Netflix’s Castlevania is that it’s a dark, gritty adult show that doesn’t use rape and sexual assault. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fine to enjoy shows that happen to have that sort of content. But personally
I don’t talk when I’m supposed to. I hold things in and just get bulldozed over by whatever’s happening to me. Then I explode like an emotional volcano and come at you 100 diff. things that have been bothering me for the last 3 months!
none of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn’t for you. no one has been more like a sister to me.
harleyhendrix: teacupfullofcherries77 answered your question: Yall should tell me about the most fucked up thing that happened while you were having sex… I’ve never had anything really weird happen to me. The worst thing was the person came
rinkashikiku16: monasticmaestoso: lolicutie: So I won 400 boxes of pocky that is supposed to last me a year. This is the most important thing that has ever happened to me. i give it a month I give it a week.
idk… just the force of sex is ugly to me. i don’t like that planned shit. it should just… happen for me. like it’s gotta be spontaneous or it most likely won’t happen. like don’t put me in a room and pull your pants down and assume
justjensenanddean: “I would physically be embarrassed about things that happened and that doesn’t happen anymore. I think it’s because if somebody is willing to judge me, then I don’t really care what they think.”Happy 37th Birthday Jensen Ackles
kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a
purplebuddhaproject: “If I’ve learned one lesson from all that’s happened to me, it’s that there’s no such thing as the biggest mistake of your existence. There’s no such thing as ruining your life. Life’s a pretty resilient thing, it turns
lesarfati: “None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn’t for you. No one has been more like a sister to me.”
jdowzell: deathtospookies: shriekydonkey: rudeezy: Dwayne the matchmaker zowie, that made my heart go owie OH NO CUTIES I… I really wish this would happen to me. Like, I have a really sad fantasy where this is a thing that happens, but my luck
Bad things always happen at the worst possible time. All I want to do is just hide under my blankets and wither away, but tomorrow does not allow for that, and that makes me feel even worse and want to give up even more. Fuck.
gwenstacys: My parents were reluctant to let me start auditioning until I was at least a little bit emotionally stable - I’m still working on that! And so I started when I was fifteen, and it was the best thing that could have happened to me in terms
scotchtapeofficial: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle
denisolivia: neomorpheustrinity: “Getting dumped by my girlfriend was the best thing that ever happened to me. Mom felt so bad for me that she let me do anything I wanted to her. Including cumming all over her hot tits.” Maman tu es la reine des
stacylaynematthews: andrewproductionstv: THESE CLOWNS DON’T PLAY 😭 this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me and it didn’t even happen to me
kelseyedge: baroniansmythe:pr1nceshawn: Things That People With Tattoos Have To Listen To… It’s not been my experience (thankfully) but I hate that people have to deal with that. Love my ink. This happens to me everyday at work.
glowist: you know what really pisses me offwhen my friends and i are talking about periods (you know the thing that happens like 350 times in our lives) and there happen to be boys there and then one friend turns to them and is like “sorry boys haha”
2831: Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you. And I’m thankful for that, Rose. I’m thankful.
queenwhiskey:queenwhiskey:this is the funniest thing thats ever happened to me on tumblr. tumblr is the only site where things really happen.
mondler-addict: “None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn’t for you. No one has been more like a sister to me.”
misdens: me: okay. okay i’m not going to tell this New Person everything about me. Don’t wanna scare them away this quickly. me 5 minutes later: and it was the thing that happened after when I was 13 that REALLY fucked me up, right,
Today has been one of the shittiest days of my life. Everything that happened just makes me miss her even more. It’s just so hard to deal with. Why can’t things be how the used to be when everything was happy and sweet? Why’d things
hottestgirlaroundyou: I really hated to admit it to myself, but it was happening. After months of badgering, my younger brother had wormed his way into my head. I wanted him now. All the things that had made me sick before, all the things that made
ashandj: After years of talking about it and fantasizing, it finally happened! My husband shared me. It was by far the most intense and erotic thing that has ever happened to me. I felt like a slut and a queen at the same time. When Roger gave 8 inches
marissaforblacks: It’s the best thing that can happen to a white girl…once this happened to me I was always looking for it. A married white girl can have all the black cock she wants!!♠️Team White Girl♥️
killjoygem: steovnnie: tbh the most Relatable thing to ever happen in su was when malachite was dragged into the ocean and the first thing that happened next was garnet saying “yikes” or when ruby shouted “you dont know me!!” at someone she
bratliketread: Pretend it’s the best thing that has ever happened to you No pretending; it is the best thing to happen to me 👍👍🔐
thewarriorandthebard: “I want you to know that I still think you are the best thing that ever happened to me. You gave my life meaning and joy, and you will be a part of me forever.”