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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
scottys-righthand-man: #anyone who says simon pegg is a bad actor or can only do comedy#i would like to redirect you to my fist #because jesus christ i felt like shit#when i saw scotty crying #that’s his captain#the man who basically got him off
mst3kman: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING
1nd2rd3st: pardonmewhileipanic: sebabug: dangerouskira: thotbotsuperstar: dynastylnoire: perpetualdaydream: what the fuck… I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would
bossyma: Paris is Burning! theurbansocialite: str8nochaser: hipsandhoops: The Leyomie leg drop at the end….. Ma’am!!!!!!!! Homegirl Leyomi dropped and all the other li’l girls were like… ‘DAAAAAAAAAAMN. I ain’t doing that shit.” 10’s
rootbeergoddess: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling
payasitos: *4lung voice* its so sad that i feel like i have to change my icon to hide the fact that im that musician ppl caught doing pedo shit :( anyways guys u think im a good person right? my kiddie piss rp is valid? *4lung voice again* us kiddie
kaijutegu:kaijutegu:kaijutegu:meglyman:subrosa-shit:starfleetacademy:My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL
woodmeat: what? how much do i love you? how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going
a-n-i-k-i: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING
rapemewideopen:As a bitch screaming is your one and only right so squeal all you like bitch cause no one gives a shit. You’re just a fucktoy at the disposal of any alpha that want to use you and they can do so in anyway they like whether you like it
why is lupin going up against a teenage boy in the body of a child? Is Jimmy trying to catch Lupin? Zenigata has been trying to do that shit for like a thousand years, what chance does this kid think he’s got?
gallifreyslostson: tentooed: About the metacrisis Doctor aka TenToo #he’s so done with the interviewer’s shit#like how blatant do I have to be to get you to shut the fuck up?#TENTOO AND ROSE ARE HAVING MIND BLOWING SEX ALL THE TIME#IS THAT GOOD
rudelyfe: weareeleven: rudelyfe: justanotheruserr: rudelyfe: When that bitch you don’t like shows up to the party . Can we not use the word bitch when the pope is involved… that shit mad disrespectful You….. you do know I wasn’t talking
chsabina: mysticbaconslice: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they
avarice-hemlock: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling
charlesoberonn: condesces: remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile
raisingwildlings: raisingwildlings: The thing about the rich of this country is that billionaires have more money than is humanly possible to spend. So like, I really do not give any amount of a shit if increasing their taxes is “faaair” because
obsessivereaderandwriter: toxizzity: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long
carryonmypaintedwhore: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling
aeisla: I swear I don’t look through cute guys’ instagrams because I’m scared I’m going to like a picture then they would be like “who the fuck is this” and yeah.. its really scary and I don’t know how people do that shit!
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
libertybill: lovelyardie: samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were
kaijutegu:meglyman:subrosa-shit:starfleetacademy:My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s
tsunamiwavesurfing: getting your ass beat in front of your girl is some next struggle i wish upon no man you know that shit gon pop up at some point bitch ask you to do the dishes you like nah i’m bout to jump on this call of duty she like “oh so
dank-morpork:kaijutegu:meglyman:subrosa-shit:starfleetacademy:My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless
hellcatblues:thehollowprince:As someone who works in retail, let me tell you that it is exactly like this. Its been over a year of this pandemic and people still do shit like this all the time.I can’t tell you how much I’ve wanted to yank people’s
mikeyisacunt: seasonalweasel: h0rrid: is it just me or do kangaroos always look like they are coming onto you what the hell the third one looks fucking shredded why is a kangaroo that ripped kangaroos are jacked to shit
strawberitashawty: the reason i don’t fuck with that “talk to your kids like this” post is because i saw how that shit didn’t work today. at the nail shop, this lady’s son was doing so much, so as she got her eyebrows waxed she told him “okay,
officialcrow: azealia banks on twitter is like watching a little kid trying to rollerskate for the first time like they do well in tiny little bursts then they get a nice little groove goin and thats when they fall flat on their face and eat shit
narnianunicorns: I didn’t think anyone loved Yu Yu Hakusho anymore. But some do. Let’s bring this shit back. I mean. Yusuke uses his spirit energy to do cool things. Hiei has a third eye that will control you. Kurama’s IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST
barber-butt: Adeles a million years ago is so fucking good.. no-ones talking about it, that shits a straight up classic She can literally do no wrong, that song like the rest of the album, pure masterpiece Aha 😝😘
popularboyfriend: why is it that when you finally insist on doing something such as cleaning the house, your parents get mad at you for “doing it wrong” or something like damn at least im doing it without you telling me to you ungrateful shit
larrysinlove: stylinsobss: foreversupportinglarry: fckngsick: xxx bUT DO YOU SEE HOW HE FUCKING PUCKERS HIS LIPS IN THAT FIRST GIF LIKE HE’S BLOWING HIM A KISS HARRY YOU LITTLE SHIT BUT IT GETS WORSE The worst thing about this post is that
devinjacob: richgay: dysthymic: officialschool: wolf-cub: apparently thats the boyfriend do all british boys dress like tom hey whats up NOOOOOOOOO We have photo confirmation! THIS IS NOT A TEST! Shit like this makes me so happy.
