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insanity-and-vanity:thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry This is actually really inspirational
fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland: djavjr: shakethe-excess: bill-nyetho: the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY would you say you think about it periodically
pegmecaptions: That would make for an interesting start to the marriage! My wife and I didn’t explore pegging until a little later on. She was actually pregnant with our second child at the time. “Pegging” didn’t even have a name back then,
grandenonfatmocha: whilstpurpletwelfthninthbulb: scarletsash: andeebambi: okay no this is really fucked up you guys no this is actually really cool?? Would make a great addition to neighborhoods on halloween night or something, since that’s a night
dimplelashton:im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
dimplelashton: im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
thetallawkwardginger: songbard5683: fiestyhysteria: The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real math Definitely math Absolutely fucking math, fuck that worthless shit 😂😂
altfeminism: What if you did something crazy… How would your life be different if you actually, literally DID all the things that make you wet? Think about it. You play with yourself on tumblr entirely as a third party. You see new, strange, extravagant
thattallsummonerguy: aggressica: This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry. The way the lion tries to shut out the light… :Why would you shoot it? Sooo friggin true… That chick is an asshole. I actually want to
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyonestraight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
bisexualsizequeen: If anything can make a guy try the bisexual lifestyle, it is a huge black cock. Many guys fantasize about sucking that huge cock with her, but would never act on it until placed in the right circumstances. Any guy who actually tries
fatherdaughterfantasies: She thought mommy would make daddy stop punishing her when she walked in on them, but she was mortified when she discovered that the punishment was actually mommy’s idea.
kinkycuckcoup: sharing-husband: Omg.. Im in love !!! Just to think that actually some lucky bastard fucks her makes me envy him…she is beyond gorgeous !! Shes perfect. My girl would love her as a pet
badbxbe: dimplelashton: im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise 🌸
gabrielalauren: dimplelashton:im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise ugh this is me
Sometimes I think life would be desirable if I actually believed the body I have were my body. Staying alive makes me hate existing more for every day that pass
This is so cheesy, makes me feel 11 years old again, Like “Wow, that’s romance, is it not?”Actually, my 11 year old self would probably be like, “How romantic, he’s sweet.”He’s a cliche, media darling bad boy, romanticism She’s innocent
yawg07: diogeneskc: cola64: jezmm: premiumgifs: How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely[via] OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SCIENCE THAT WOULD MAKE THIS IMPOSSIBLE IRL BECAUSE I REALLY CAN’T ENVISION WHY IT WOULDN’T ACTUALLY WORK PLEASE
ok im dONE GOODNIGHT
roane72: unfavorableinstigation: habitatfordeanwinchester: habitatfordeanwinchester: alright folks, so for the first time in my life, something actually happened to me that would make a good au fanfic prompt, so here it is.so basically a few months
theliberaltony: poorrichardjr: lollipopcrumbs: A drivers license should be all anyone needs. If they actually wanted us to vote they’d make it easy enough for everyone. #WeThePeople This is just wrong. That would be because a Republican has not
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