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youreallbowlsofsoup: the-eagle-said: Why purple? Time to answer rhetorical questions yo! Purple is the color of regality, and most of the villains who wear it are either royals, nobility, or very wealthy. It’s also the strongest wavelength in the
borlax: I love how many people there are on the Earth because you can think of any type of person and there’s the possibility that they might exist. There could very well be at 90 year old lady that goes into an Urban Outfitters every Friday and buys
ladykate63: Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany: When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which
nopejuststop: feministsupernatural: A dollar bill in 1930 was worth about as much as พ.50 today. If you found a dollar bill in 1930, you could probably, you know, buy a few days worth of groceries. Now you can buy a box of pasta. Here I was thinking
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belo- *gradually
BOW DOWN TO THE KING REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR . Rule one: Reblog the creator. Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
stoner-in-disguise: heisenburga: bugzielove: etallion: R.I.P. Brian - 1999 - 24.11.2013 “I’m Going to Spend the Rest of My Life Missing Him.” - Peter WHAT?!?!!!!!! NOOOOO You please i beg of you….let this be a lie!!!!!!!!!!
spankzilla85: gamerverse: ctrayn: I wish Batman was depicted like this more often. Many of his villains are mentally ill and victims of tragic circumstances, it would be nice to see him try to help them as much as he helps the people they put in
the-fandoms-are-cool: reminder that Kyoya never taking any of Tamaki’s bullshit is one of the reasons Kyoya is Tamaki’s best friend
collegehumor: 25 of the Most WTF Worthy Gifs to Ever Come Out of Japan Japan, I think we need to talk…I know some really great doctors.
rumour: crystalfy: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools I just realized how fucked up that is wow. everything about this post is
theanti90smovement: im dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit
sushinfood: smartpeopleposting: Symmetry in Nature This picture shows the wing pattern of an Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis) from Bangalore, Karnataka, India. Photo by Arjun Haarith Okay but I’d never even heard of this bird before. Look at
indigenous-rising: nedahoyin: atruevillainess: xgiselleeee: brenda song! Disney home of sluts in the making When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women.. the bold the bold
rneerkat: marry-putins: rneerkat: throwing somebody’s leg off of a cliff is very illegal. in fact, its a fell o’ knee Are you proud of yourself. im proud that i have not participated in this unlawful activity yes
dirtybritishactorconfessions: #1472 I want Tom Hiddleston as Loki to make me kneel. The thought of being dominated by him, of being pinned up against the wall as he grins and murmurs in my ear what he wants to do to me… Wow.
girlytreats: who would take that much time to decorate one cookie Me. It’d kind of my job. And you have to do it very very quickly because of how fast it dries.
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
iamtonysexual: xif-you-cant-hangx: iamtonysexual: haus-of-ill-repute: iamtonysexual: no. What does that have to do with anything? You never go outside anyway Do I know you, mate? listen you little shit some of us live in the south where snow is
iamtonysexual: apparently the snow up here is so bad that they’ve actually declared a sort of state of emergency type dealie where literally nobody except the police and rescue vehicles are allowed on the road any more southerners wanna tell me how
flosephstalin: lumpyspacelumps: thesoftghetto: candie-leonhart: : Tamera Mowry Responds to Critics of Her Interracial Marriage ( x ) YOOOOOOO that second insult though. SHIT Smh. People ought to be ashamed of themselves.. Interracial couples are
lala12ina: “Could this be out of line?” Happy anniversary, baby~ 8/30/12 ♥ This song always reminded me of us and well, I`ll admit: I almost started crying while editing this. All the nostalgia, aha. We`ve come so far, haven`t we? Things have
picture-of-sophisticated-grace: Someday I’ll find my thing A thing that’s on my own That thing that makes me part of something Not just all alone If only all this feeling I have in my heart Could mean something to someone, how I’d love to
kioewen: A Hopeless Romantic… by LivingAliveCreator Jack Frost x Elsa (Jelsa). As a man born in the 18th century, Jack Frost would have grown up knowing traditional gestures of chivalry, and these would undoubtedly impress the fair monarch of Arendelle.
countessnoir: berndor: lettherebedoodles: Disney Princes… ish. After seeing these awesome edits by “thecrownedheart”, I just had to make a few of my own. So here’s a few edited screenshots of our lovely Disney ladies… as men. :D holy
lostsoul-fishbowl: freebizzle: Beliebers right now outside the Miami police station! that’s disgusting. that is honestly disgusting. This sorry excuse of a man was convicted of drunk driving and street racing. DRUNK DRIVING AND STREET RACING. I don’t
moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
disneyyoungprofessionals: If you’re unhappy with the way that the Disney Princess redesigns portray these women of color or their cultures, here’s your chance to start a social media movement. People like this make me sick. First of all, what
scrapbookbeta: samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is
jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
beesquid: captorass: eridans-cape: cell-the-grim-reaper: tori-the-awesome: freedom-in-tight-shorts: lilli-of-the-mountain: london-underground: geromytime: heir-of-buckteeth: squidmama: jgllt: averyhopelessprince: garrulousterror: dog dog
fatass-mcnotits: a group of weasels can be called a confusion it is a confusion of baby weasels
t-lloyd444: posting a few things out of my sketch book please send me ask of what you think it would be highly appreciated thanks ppl :D pages 1-7
gaymommy: mamapinup: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….(x) This was the most intense kiss out of all of them, I swear they GON get it on. I’ve seen this gifset a couple times now and if someone doesn’t tell me whether
ceasepool: bajsherre: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. The
jaydenw: Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the
twloha: We’re celebrating 8 years of conversations that started like this. And the cool thing wasn’t that people got to tell our story. It was that people got to tell their story, or the story of someone they loved. And suddenly, people were talking
suns-of-gallifrey: whyusosirius: thesirjordan: lejazzhot: Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins. WE’LL WAIT when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything x THIS.
wtf-fun-factss: Picture of a skelton of a turtle - WTF fun facts
sheepdean: heartdisney: Boo’s real name is Mary, as shown briefly on one of the crayon drawings she shows to Sulley in the scene where Boo is going to sleep on Sulley’s bed. The actress who provided the voice of Boo is Mary Gibbs. Dammit Pixar,
usmc-ductus-exemplo: kishona: theplottinghoofbeast: eridan-hampora: ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen: dneaves: bloody-nips: is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome,
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL LAUGHING SO
yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
whatthecurtains: cthullhu: nonomella: Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age “It was
fullblownpanic: annanymousss: So my high school called everyone’s homes yesterday to inform them that as of today, dress code will be strictly enforced and any girl wearing shorts that aren’t of appropriate length would be sent home to change. They
mightymorphinlightskin: newjackkween: spot-the-misfits: king-emare: noontime-shadows: redvelvetlola: angelica-aswald: justcallmesappho: best-of-imgur: Casey Kasem, the voice of Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons has passed away. He has all the
collegehumor: Finish reading How Long Would Each Disney Princess Last On ‘Game of Thrones’? The Internet loves imagining Disney Princesses in other fantasy universes — Star Wars, the Marvel Universe, Doctor Who, and, yes, Game of Thrones. But
meloneko: superwholock-and-key: nikocutie: mermaidchan05: Best. Line. IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG wait WHAT WHAT!?
quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed
latenightanalasska: i-ass-of-saint: Billy Madison (1995) “Man, I’m glad I called that guy!” instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around we should just post this
a-group-of-children: Actually pretty diggin this screamo version of let it go.
airinn: i never get tired of the mental image of zelda carrying link tho
shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so
mai-thi-deactivated20140714: ” Suffering with’ means taking on another’s suffering as your own, a deep kind of understanding and connectedness with another human being. Having compassion for people as a whole, for the whole palette of humanity,
sixpenceee: The movies that will really freak you out are the ones that are mind blowing and full of twists. Tumblr has a lot of horror movie posts but I have yet to see a psychological thriller one, so here you go! Enjoy :) Please look up a brief
likeadisneyprincess: disneytasthic: Disney Princesses + platonic kisses A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite
nsfwjynx: heymanfuckoff: nsfwjynx: mydarlingrainbow: Bought out my Sally’s full stock of Rose again, but the Mint colour is soooo pretty, I want to put a streak of it in my hair asdfhjk. DONT BE TEMPTED BY THE BEAUTIFUL COLORS THEY WASH OUT IN
