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ask-whitebag: Some people keep telling Varrick is similar to Sokka, so I made this thing based on an iconic scene from ATLA I think Varrick would say something like that > u<

pietromaximoffs: lsusanna: oh-my-ouat: So when is “the mediocre five” coming out? or “the forgettable four”? They must be doing their job well because the Forgettable Four already came out. I would say they are counting down to something

nikoniko808: a commissioner commissioned this for their buddy based off of this twitter post tbh i feel this is something peridot would totally say check out my patreon for rewards and high res files~ or commission info rofl XD

books-and-cookies:Do you think J.K.Rowling is waiting until 2019 to publish a new Harry Potter book in order to give every fan the opportunity to say: I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT! Cause that sounds like something she would do.

Well that obviously can’t be legit right Feminists? I mean you can’t rape a MAN. He ALWAYS wants it… If you think that sounds like something a rapist would say you are correct. I hope this illustrates how fucking retarded you

freeballinboys: Bring out the blue & gold and our old college buds from OSU would say “Muck Fichigan!” But we’d let Fichigan Muck us if the guys on their gridiron team were wearing something like these mesh shorts and packin’ a wolverine-sized

lalondes: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

before 2014 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them

harrietvane: Russell Crowe gets it [x]

emma-anybody: Guys, sometimes you are just the worst. Who would say something so mean?

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

astrologyexplained: astrologyexplained: Something Rising Cancer would say

sagittariuswonderlanddonut: Something: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn and Aquarius would say.

When mom would say she brought you something:

saltandpeppah: Like this photo of me and then message me saying your name and i will give you a promo to 3.3k and rate and tell you something that would improve your blog :) and if you tell your followers to like to i will give you a screenshot promo.

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha” “Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

basedthursday: aberrantkenosis: basedthursday: sean3116: I DO NOT HAVE A TENTACLE PORN APP sounds like something someone with a tentacle porn app would say i want a tentacle porn app wtf ask sean3116 about it fuck you thurs

roarofalannister: Moffat really needs to stop making the Doctor comment on Clara’s body and appearance. Not only is it sexist but it is also damaging! To little girls who would think that this is normal behaviour, that how they look is just a funny

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

aberrantkenosis: basedthursday: sean3116: I DO NOT HAVE A TENTACLE PORN APP sounds like something someone with a tentacle porn app would say i want a tentacle porn app wtf It’s Tumblr. Tumblr is the tentacle porn app. basedthursday

chloroform-ether: offgloss: nobody’s dick is big when u think of how small we are in this universe sounds like something someone with a small dick would say

spasticbirdie: diabolicalcubussisters: well then WHAT is the point sounds like something a console with a lizard in it would say

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha” “Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

When mom would say she brought you something:

arthlete: Sounds like something Ron Swanson would say! Seriously though, if you don’t like breakfast food, WHY NOT? It doesn’t make sense! The promise of a hearty breakfast is one of the very few things that can get me out of bed before 10 AM.

prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say

chalriepace: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha”“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

usually i would say something like “steer clear. head for open waters” when it comes to “stories” such as this but in this case im going to make an exception. it seems to me that some ppl need to realize that when we talk about

“Sounds like something a brain-dead, slutty bitch would say. You wouldn’t even be able to comprehend my refined tastes.”

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

miss-nerdgasmz: iguanamouth: catharsis (alternate letters) #got a comment on here once like#this sounds like something a condescending adult would say to a kid#and its not actually helpful it doesnt mean anything#and i guess it kind of is#considering

shuwappy: //CrIES Something sans would prolly say.

ununnilium: millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha”“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

When mom would say she brought you something:

edgebug: tricksterer: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

famee: chalriepace:humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say 😐😩😂

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

chaandajaan:Ok but what is everyone’s comfort media? Because I feel like it says so much about people, some of them are absolutely bizarre and not something that would ever bring me comfort, but I find it so cool when there that one movie that you’ve

thelastboundaries: Mia’s brother almost never fucked her on the bed. “There are too many more interesting places to do that”, Ben would say. Mia not only loved her brother’s adventurousness, but she loved the feeling of doing something so utterly

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha” “Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little

littleshortskirts: Sounds like something my daddy fitandkinky would say to me (: Indeed it does

chalriepace:humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lovel-ylesbian:lavieenrose-xx:Literally want this SO BAD “take your top off, i want to paint the universe on your back” That sounds like something a lad would say as he’s about to cum

thelonelygodzilla: I saw that photo of Freddy Mercury’s cat waistcoat and I though “that’s something Sixie would wear, all right”, and this happened. (Knowing him, Sixie probably goes around saying that he inspired the original anyway)

steamgirlofficial: Originally, I wanted to name this photo set “Ivy”, in honor of the infamous Batman villain, Poison Ivy. But Kato vetoed the decision, saying that she really didn’t want to be compared to something that would cause a rash and

jukeboxemcsa: “There was something you were saying you wouldn’t do,” he said, holding the crystal so that it caught the sunlight. “What was that again?” Gianna sighed. Did he somehow think the crystal would make her forget? “Take off my bikini,”

trueloveistreacherous:Damn it. I just wish once you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.

lilprince:actjustly:Day 13 of #BlackHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool - John Carlos & Tommie Smith1968 Olympics The Black Power Salute Documentary“If I win, I am American, not a black American. But if I did something bad, then they would say I am

thatsfmnoob: I am the worst from the class of the Matsuda Jiu Jitsu school. My sensei, Laura, said told me to stay after class. Then she said something I would never thought she will ever say… If you beat me, I’m going to have sex with you. I tried

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

nothingbuttsexy-blog: I would say something clever butt I’m distracted

phxcouple02: LOL…Sounds like something my wife would say.

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