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lixpex:Hee hee. Look at the honor student, tryin’ to figure out what’s happened to him!Dude, seriously, I wouldn’t be tryin’ to think. It’s not your thing anymore. Try flexin’ those pecs instead.Hell yeah! Now that’s more like it! Feels
bigdimbros: lixpex: Hee hee. Look at the honor student, tryin’ to figure out what’s happened to him! Dude, seriously, I wouldn’t be tryin’ to think. It’s not your thing anymore. Try flexin’ those pecs instead. Hell yeah! Now that’s more
destroy-christian-whores: generationcucked: wimpywhiteneedsneutered: looks like they are gonna help themselves. So true it’s not even funny This sort of thing actually happens. Think about that. Feels good, doesn’t it?
blackourstory: Yes, this was a thing that really happened. Why the psychiatric profession has NOT declared such a long-running obsession with anti-Blackness as a mental illness is inexplicable.
howtobeafuckinglady: fyeahcracker: rtamerica: Grand jury doesn’t indict NYPD officer accused in illegal chokehold death - reports A New York City grand jury has decided not to indict the New York Police Department officer accused of killing a Staten
: I’m not a fucking rapper. I’m an artist. I happen to rap ‘cause I can’t fucking sing. And I just hate that everyone thinks I just rap and they don’t know all the other 400 fucking things that I do. I’m gonna do a jazz album soon.
girlsbydaylight: cookiesthegreatandpowerful: umbricman: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in things -THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID. Cats are not a solid
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
can i like not crush on everyone is that a thing that can happen
muggleland: do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying This is so accurate.
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
fiovske:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow: No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
the-tardis-gets-wifi: cisbloodscum: it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
b-griveros: I’m sorry/NOT SORRY ACTUALLY Just imagine all the things that can happen in that vacations Legend of Korra © Nickelodeon
takashi0: solarsenpai: If you see a conversation about how males are domestically abused and the first thing you say is how female abuse is more prominent Then you do not care about domestic violence that happens to females You just want males that
hypno-mistress: My life can be represent by normal curve. Do you know what is normal curve? I am talking about that science thing and not my waist. It’s like whatever go up, come down. But sometime that happen to fast. Like one day you are on top of
gh0stcity: gh0stcity: There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we. Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up. ADDED BONUS,
skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right to invade my
austriea: i cannot believe that the ministry of denmark made a 1:1 scale model of all of denmark in minecraft this is a real thing that really happened you can go on servers n everything or download chunks of the country and im not sure how to feel
coordinatornarvin: austriea: i cannot believe that the ministry of denmark made a 1:1 scale model of all of denmark in minecraft this is a real thing that really happened you can go on servers n everything or download chunks of the country and im not
kongoupak: satizakito: ihatemylifecats: what-is-this-i-dont-even: lovrdlogic: kongoupak: lewd Please don’t do this ever again Why was this allowed to happen this is not the most explicit thing I have seen today… but close MY IMAGINATION!
RaquelSpeaking: skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right
boyswanna-be-her: here’s a reminder, too, for some of my younger followers BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THE WORLD. it’s important that you learn about what’s going on. but it’s not a requirement that you post about them on your tumblr. it’s ok to
boyswanna-be-her: boyswanna-be-her: here’s a reminder, too, for some of my younger followers BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THE WORLD. it’s important that you learn about what’s going on. but it’s not a requirement that you post about them on your tumblr.
cookiesthegreatandpowerful: umbricman: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in things -THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID. Cats are not a solid they are a fluid
deadfoxforcutie: gaycism: bigblueboo: flat spin I fucking hate that you can track one individual thing up and down this little spherical fuck even though you k n o w that’s not what’s actually happening man fuck at&t anyways
Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.
thunderflan: Ok regarding that diamond size setting on the ruby ship, assuming that all gems are equally affected and their actual gem size does not change, one of two very excellent things could happen: 1) ruby sized diamond crushed under her diamond
disgustingbaby: monkeysaysficus: my-lions-den: bookahplease: cubathon: zaynsmaliks: how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone When they crush back. But, like, is that even a real thing? Its not Yeah it is!! bornite
shitloadsofwrestling: redneckkungfu: redneckkungfu: when you try your best but you dont succeed when you get what you want but not what you need Okay, so Sting is dead now, right? That’s the ONLY thing that should have happened.
Bad things always happen at the worst possible time. All I want to do is just hide under my blankets and wither away, but tomorrow does not allow for that, and that makes me feel even worse and want to give up even more. Fuck.
inlovesuggest: when i say “i love you” it’s not out of habit, it’s to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
plumstreet:wish I could go back in time and explain to my younger self that ‘it gets better’ is not some universal force that will act upon the passive self. things will get better because you will make them better.
