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littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.” Wow, talk
appel-likes: colorsofsocialjustice: eddrian32: venusexmachina: emily-the-lemon: blackness-by-your-side: Happy Thanksgiving! Be safe! #StopHate This is the best thing ever Tumblr comes to life. Is this snl No, it was on Jimmy Kimmel. - Purple
Would you ever guess that this was a 19 year old’s pussy?Thanks for the submission. Not a bad gape for a 19yo. Based on how cute and innocent you look, no I wouldn’t have guessed you already have developed a ragged little gape like that. You have
floodedjeans: So this is the longest wetting I’ve ever done lol… And no word of a lie after I sat down I started to take them off. My dad goes to the toilette and upon returning he goes to open my door so I quickly slammed it shut and was like
If you guessed ‘dancing’ (no, Kai, not African tribal dancing), then you would be correct! This was likely one of the funnest shoots that I’ve ever done that didn’t end in an orgasm. It started with an email from a follower suggest
I was gonna put a rainbow behind the face… or a medic symbol… but Elements doesn’t like to play nice with me, like, ever. There’s no cow tail. I had a sad.EDIT: I played with it summore :B
luleiya: “I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, though I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could
meetmyinnerdemons: These. These are the scenes I LOVED. PARENTLOCK - awwww cute cute cute :3 this keeps me warm and cozy insideMORIARTY - I always liked him, the best villain ever-forever and this entrance was STUNNINGSHERLOCK IN A BEANIE - no comment
vaginalisdead: Never forget that this is the course of nature. No other hole on your body was ever designed to get fucked like this. We may use your mouth, too, but that one is a bit of an appropriation. Your fuckhole, however, is a fuckhole. You should’
softlesbian: Dean Winchester Meme: Reoccurring Themes (¾) ↳ Fear of Abandonment
daddysdirtystories: “I was doing my homework like a good little sister. Then I realized I could spy on my brother before he showered, letting me make a hyper-exaggerated porn face no one would ever make in reality. Since this is a porn blog, one look
naughty-aunt: Yes, playing with your college roommate was hot and wild…. but no one had ever made you moan like that until your aunt Liz took you.
juicyjacqulyn: fatcurvystories: I love the imposing width and the mesmerizing jiggle!! I wish there was a whole video like this (maybe with some squeezies too…) juicyjacqulyn: Did I ever share this? No? Ok. the whole video is at www.juicyjackie.com
princesssilverglow: A few more Garnet edits from “Steven and the Stevens”. The second picture was an idea I had while working on the first one. With her shades on all the time no one would notice if Garnet ever really did this :O I’m liking
Asuna:..D-Don't look ever here....Hurry and get undressed, too, Kirito-kun. It's embarrassing, being like this alone...Kirito:....*blushes*...No, I just...I just wanted to s-stay in the same room tonight...That...That was all...
jack-the-lion: super-interesting-doorknob:lizziethemagical:ask-vonbelfry: littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why
larryjohnsonsfm: Maybe I Should Come Back To This Academy Have you ever had that thought in your head about one scene like “OH MY GOSH I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT NO MATTER HOW BAD OR GOOD IT WILL LOOK ARLLGRLALGLARLALGALR”? Because this was my
carryonmypaintedwhore: frustration-squared: ask-vonbelfry: littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I
christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now #shout
kinkieheart: nsfwkunie: Yo! Sup? Wanna help me~?((MOD: I dunno what I’m doing Like really…no clue.First time ever doing nsfw XD It was interesting.)) X3!
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
bluberryattack: We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.” No one has ever been that dedicated to their job.
didactically: didnt-do-very-whale-on-that-roll: How is anyone on the crew ok with Cartoon Network airing some of the commercials they air? I mean like they made Burning Low look like the stupidest shit ever. But it was quite brilliant, no? I did kind
luisaputita: auntiesuzette: Ever wondered what it was like to take a cock up your ass and be seeded, wonder no more, a great short vid all sissy’s should see ¡Quiero ser transparente!
gemstonechronologist:biglawbear:yunisverse: spittlefleckedhyperbole: This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse
senpaiisthebest: Giving my god cuzin some deep back shots & playing in her pussy. It’s so fun having her live with me. I was her first & she tells me no one will ever be able to fuck her like I can
jackthevulture: Do you ever just…need to draw something. Like I have no excuse for this. I know im not the first person to draw Mermarik but I was like “That one fish would suit him super well”
candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
coolverton: salma: “i haven’t eaten anything since last year” “i remember 2013 like it was yesterday” “i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year” no jokes allowed ever
rosaymami: July 10, 2012 at 7am my whole world changed. It was a day that I had no idea i would ever get to see. It was the scariest, most exciting day of my life (so far). I’m a firm believer in “if you don’t like something, change it” &
malfvoys: the best part of the idea that asami was in love with korra before she went back to the south pole is that at no time did asami ever force her feelings onto korra. like we all know that korra’s emotional state at that time was still extremely
augustdementhe: kimreesesdaughter: localstarboy: One of the best pranks I’ve ever seen, even the dog was shook… I liveeeeeeeeeee for pranks! PRANKS LIKE THIS. Look at this. Look at the EFFORT this took. No random screaming, no calling people
wentworthsbitch: thelegendofelectraheart: newfoundseth: byyourleave: Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art. Damn….. First I was like, “This looks like a ‘liberal artist’ who is going to spray a bunch of spray
dreamingofdoctorwho: dreamingofdoctorwho: DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM” LIKE WHAT IS THAT JUST
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
witheringghost: do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
amadaun23: I didn’t sit and watch them play until the show in San Diego, where Eddie climbed the fuckin’ lighting rig. I swear to God he was like 250 feet up in the air. It was one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen live in my entire life. Honestly,
disneyismyescape: today-the-world-is-ugly: lexiisharp: craycrayscones: millingaround: This is THE strangest picture i have ever seen…. like what? i feel very uncomfortable right now mind fuck. I was really confused at first MAKE IT STOP. LIKE
heart:liquidglue:heart:have you ever felt your heart beating but it was like beating at a different part of your body and it’s really weird what the helldo u mean like a pulseno I meant an inner bomb that’s ticking in your skin and counting down the
picturesquemockingbird: perfetic: this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good cosplay’ before i was just like ‘OMG WOW, I’M AN IDIOT’
hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.” Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve
secret-taboo-diary: I was completely naked and helpless, screaming for help until I lost my voice. No one would ever hear me as he took his sweet time raping each of my holes until had used me up like a common cum rag. Since nobody knew where I was,
ialmostdonot: danielkanhai: you ever notice that rich people never look cold. i was walking outside tonight and like, regular people always look bundled up, but rich people’ll have like a loose scarf hanging from their neck and no gloves just walking
sexpai: “Even during the investigation, there was no record of L, with his sweet tooth, having ever eaten a decent meal. Usually, he was seen eating sweet food, like candy. It seems he needed to replenish his sugar level in order for his mind to
danielkanhai: you ever notice that rich people never look cold. i was walking outside tonight and like, regular people always look bundled up, but rich people’ll have like a loose scarf hanging from their neck and no gloves just walking along, warmed
southernsassysub: luna—belle: 15 years seems like such a long time, and yet today feels nothing more than the blink of an eye. Our nation stood together like nothing I had ever witnessed before. There were no strangers that day. It was a surreal day,
candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now Um… No, never! Why, did
wordsnquotes: “The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.” — Charles Bukowski
rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute much smiles
im-perfectly-imperfect98: witheringghost:do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human i do this for way to many people yet no one
naughtysoutherngirl1980: missblissfreshstart: avagardner: “What it felt like to be so wanted, so adored! No one had ever felt like that about me. It was all so dramatic, too. Always in the wee small hours when it seemed to Bogie and me that the
sketcheddy replied to your post: sketcheddy replied to your post: Pokem…makes sense, this has been a question plaguing me ever since i saw you post those slyeon cookies like months ago, or wait no, it was the cookie itself that was designed right
xopachi replied to your post: chaobot2 asked:If that hentai men…Donboori Oppai was the only hentai I could give a 10/10 ever. Titties. No bullshit.I like that one and I’m cool with no penetration and stuff but I really really don’t want to
fahdes: “The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.” — Charles Bukowski
