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laurensilkhotwife: “I know it’s a company party but it’s still a party, right? Everyone’s had a couple of drinks by now - who cares if I have a little fun? If your bosses were that upset would they still be asking me to dance?”
thabblog: boobiegreed: Would you describe Bella as grapefruits or canteloupes? they look so fucking fake. i love it! ^_^ btw, any time i have seen this pic, makes me think about the fantastic four…if sue storm was a whore lol
I knew she thought the girls I dated were worthless skanks. I ignored her until one day she challenged me. If she could prove to me that these girls didn’t know what they were doing, would I stop dating them. In return, I could have her anytime
slut-problems: “Meet me in the upstairs bathroom in two minutes,” Blake whispered when he got close enough for me to hear. I nodded slightly so he would know I heard him, but if anyone was watching they wouldn’t have been able to tell that there
Yup, nothing like a human phone
Speaking of merch, I need some things my dad is hounding me for money so if you guys would like to help I still have plenty of Pokemon Go charms available and they should be getting to me in about 2 weeks http://catscrown.tictail.com/product/pokemon-go-
ahoybrogan: can someone show the fuck heads at my school this? because they have no fucking regard. god damn this pisses me off so much. if i was wherever he was i would fucking dkljaslgh fdsl;jkgkfjdsl those kids. :c SOMAD.
I did have an emotional breakdown at my day job last week over leaving. My bosses asked me if I could stay on a bit longer since they hadn’t found a replacement and it would be hard. I said ok, I could do that. I believe now that was quite stupid
sketiana:if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes
naughtytwisstedwife: My wife asked if her girlfriend could move in with us…. I was unsure until they showed me what my morning wake ups would be like. It’s a wonderful life having a Bi Wife.
taboopony: taboopony: those who find themselves in the walls of taboo… have their reasons to be there… even if its not there fault my family is gone because of me! I was so guilt ridden I changed and never looked back why would they be proud
nctonystuff: just-say-no-to-whiteboys: misty4blacks: Good to the last drop And her father would go nuts if he realized the truth. I have friends that are teachers and they tell me that most of the white girls are “getting with the black boys.”
subhumansofnyc: 13 “I love it here. Why would anybody dislike working among the dead? They’re not exactly a threat. If you ask me, it’s the living you need to be afraid of. Besides, if anyone in the fridge gets out of line, I have these.“
makeupbox: If I had to pick through all my non-limited edition neutral palettes and pick 5 that really wowed me for various reasons this year, which would they be? Take a guess. Or don’t. I enjoy all the ones listed here but I have my Top 5 Picks
I have two interviews today :3 wish me luck! I really hope I get the second one its at an apartment complex. I would start doing cleaning but if I’m a good employee they will start teaching me plumbing and electrician work! They will even send
philtakesdansbreathaway: guys, this isn’t ok CAN PEOPLE PLEASE RESPECT YOUTUBERS THEY DO SO MUCH FOR US IF YOU WERE A FAN YOU WOULD REALISE THIS also, someone screamed ‘fuck me’ at dan and phil and ‘you have a nice ass’ guys that is harassment
prettyboyshyflizzy: ebonyzerscrooge: prettyboyshyflizzy: 500daysofbased: If I did this for a girl, she’s probably ask me why I have 8 dm’s and throw it back at my face 😭😭😭 bruh they really would we gotta crop that part out before we
I love the people who ask me “if i were a _________ where would i live” because i feel as though they have such a happy and interesting outlook on life
alicethedragonvalkyrie:Yugi’s so lucky to have these guys as friends. If I told my friends there was another me that I would occasionally change into they wouldn’t believe me. But of course Jounouchi and Anzu believe him, because I think they know
strange-unusual77:kaidenunoxx:If Green Day played every single song they have ever recorded in one show it would take almost 11 hours. I’d totally go to a show like that. me too, can this please happen?
omghotmemes: If you could stop blasting me with ads that would be great. Yeaaa, they’re garbage and I hate them, I also hate having to sell them 😒
americanantichrist: So, let me get this straight…because the women up top don’t have a little more “figure” they don’t have “real” beauty? This is almost as sick as it would be if it were the other way around. I only have one thing to
alyssabarbara: It would break your heart, if you knew me well. See, I have run so far that I’ve lost myself. And there are things I have seen that I never will tell. They drove me out of my mind and inside of myself. Photo @gregoriophotography Shot
smoothysmooth: smoothysmooth: alexandot: if we see other jaspers without nose gems they’re probably gonna have little amethyst noses and i don’t think i can handle that This is keeping me up at night… I just… Wanna… See what it would look
highmami: If my son or daughter was ever to sit me down and break their hearts to tell me they’re dating someone of the same sex, the first thing I would do is apologize. I would apologies for the fact that they felt the need to have to do this, instead
elentori-art: And I thought I was the team’s sharpshooter, but I guess no one else thinks that. Maybe I don’t have a thing. They wouldn’t keep me on the team if I didn’t contribute in some way, would they? Maybe I’m just a fifth wheel… seventh
castielwillavengesherlock: stupid-face-karen: cericneesh: saintjimmeh: firenzesun: moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog they have seen things i am not proud of A moment of silence would be useful if you want
I like to imagine there’s a lot of truth to the idea that since it takes soo much for me to say anything at all and you literally are like family if I tell anything personal. People would appreciate what I have to say more. But like they also need
fortheloveofasub: beggingforpermission: I understand why it would be hot to have degrading words written on you, if you are into that sort of thing.But for me, they are always missing something. The word “My". I want my Sir to be proud of me.
polylove-girls-blog: palimpsestpanther: Polyamorous folks!If you have come out as polyamorous to your parents, would you share your story with me? What prompted you to tell them? What did you say? How did they respond?If you haven’t come out yet,
lazyyogi: I can’t tell you how many variations I have heard of “I’m not flexible enough to do yoga.” and “Meditation isn’t for me, my mind just won’t stop.” Yet if someone said they were too weak to lift weights, would we take that excuse
