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strappedown: Derrick was pretty adamant about it. He didn’t want to be restrained or wear a stupid dog collar or a silly leather chest harness. He was curious though about the cage, and despite some reservations climbed in to see what it was like
inductionofautosadism: This is when she feels like herself. From the time she was a little girl, her clit tingled when she thought about being used like a hole to cum in. She was going to become a slut and there was nothing she could do to stop it
bisubboi-92: This is honestly way easier than I thought. All the times I wished to be locked up and fantasizes about it. I was already in the mental mindset. “You need to be locked up like a good little pussyboi. Your penis was only meant to pee
Do you ever finish and story, and you just cant stop thinking about it. Like, it was so good and you were so invested and everything was awesome, and then it ends and your like "Oh god, there needs to be more to read, another speical, an adaptation, somet
bedroomdaydreams: My brother was going to get married in a week and I knew that after he was married, I would not be as close to him as I have been my whole life. I decided to talk to him about how I felt and what his wedding was making me feel like.
My sister was always a bit of a nerd, but I knew when I came into her room and she was sitting like this, that she just wanted to be fucked like everyone else. But she was really analytical about it. “First you fuck my pussy, and you must come insid
So there was this time I was talking to a gay dude in a bar about Bad Boys, and he was like “Yeah, but no one can be as bad as Darth Vader!”And I was like “Yeah but the same guy who voiced him voiced Mufasa so.”And the gay dude fucking threw
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
andhumanslovedstories:Was thinking about the rust belt, then the Bible Belt, then the sun belt, then the corn belt, and I was like “how many goddamn belts does America have” and it appears to be about 20 belts, proud to announce America is a final
polyhexian:There’s something really special about lil nas x being like “subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You’d know” and then he did
when i was younger i had a weird relationship with this lady who had kids older than me and it was real awkward going over to her house to do what we did and her kids would treat me like they were my dad asking about my homework and shit and id be like
Now I’m just thinking about how proud and how much I loved my job. Like… not only was I good at it (and still am), I was excited to go to work. I wanted to be there. I put in as much as I could, even if I was sore from marching band
feminist-rapebait: sillysexystupid: I was supposed to submit these to feminist-rapebait & like, tell her how I spent all day fucking myself thinking about her, about wanting to be a cum rag for her, tonguing cum out of her well-fucked cunt. I was
pearlquartz: “rose quartz was gem authority and pearl was a knight/servant of hers” “so pearl wasn’t in love with rose at all” Yea, like… it’s totally cool if folks don’t see it as romantic, everyone’s free to interpret
I was kind of amused by the answer at the SDCC panel about Jasper viewing Rose (Steven) as weak and how it basically boils down to that he’s small. And Rose was big, like Jasper. Like she’s like “wtf? Why are you small? You’re
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
anyways, I’m over being upset about the episodes airing early internationally (I was actually over it when I woke up but I got annoyed by all the messages I woke up to telling me I couldn’t be upset and I’m stubborn so I was upset for an extra hour
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I was just thinking about how, like, if Pearl is a sort of manufactured subspecies of Gem like we’ve been discussing then maybe she’s not technically a Gem but a facsimile of one. Like Pearl is her species rather
heronfoot: My fave roboys–I like to think there was this interval where Genji was feeling like an actual person again but hadn’t quite adopted the ascetic lifestyle, and so he just ran around screaming about how incredible it is to be alive, doing
castieelnovak: GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING SO LIKE THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS PRETTY SURE CAS ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE HUMAN, AND I MAY BE WRONG ABOUT THAT BUT WHEN HE SAID HE JUST WANTED TO BE AN ANGEL IN THE FINALE I WAS REALLY CONFUSED BUT I JUST REALIZED
missblissfreshstart: avagardner: “What it felt like to be so wanted, so adored! No one had ever felt like that about me. It was all so dramatic, too. Always in the wee small hours when it seemed to Bogie and me that the world was ours - that we
d0minus: So I was discussing manscaping with a buddy and he was like nah bro I don’t care about shaving my dick whatever girl has to deal with it. And I just sat there like man poor girls that you fuck because you expect them to be clean shaven and
rexuality:I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doinglike I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
ultrafacts: Weird Al Yankovic once asked Nirvana for permission to parody “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and their first question was‘“Will it be about food?”. He explained that “Smells Like Nirvana” would be about how nobody could understand
impregnate–me:I’m ovulating right now and I feel like I’m in heat. All I can think about is being bred. I wish I was brave enough to present my cunt to the very next man I encountered, regardless of who it was. I need to be bred so badly nothing
lovntspoon: I used to feel like this it’s because all I could think about was the sex aspect of being with a man, I’d had sexual feelings since I was young but I just saw it as my kink. All I really knew was the romantic side of being with a woman
zamaron:it’s weird how people will try and talk about transess in regards to people like Marsha and be like “oh well they called themselves gay so they were just gay men” when like…if you knew anything about that era and how transness was navigated
How can I already be feeling like this. He was here yesterday. I should have gotten my fill and I was already clingy enough. Right now I really want to be held and feel another person close to me. I keep thinking about how I need a dog every day it
fuckerluke: can we talk about the fact that when a fan was talking to luke about liking punk rock and trying to be in a band and mentioned they were Moroccan luke said “you can be in a punk band but create your own genre and call it morockan'roll”
fatgothgf: one time in like 2011 (i was 16ish) i had a full mental breakdown on this website and the only comfort i could find was becoming a beetle i just posted about beetles and being a beetle for like a full day and i wasnt trying to be funny or
spider-boiii: Peter: Ms um Captain Marvel can I ask you a question Carol: About Space? I can tell you anything you want but if it was from when I was a kid it might be a little harder for me to answer but I’m sure I can- Peter: Does Goose like to be
tanfasticanna: One of the best things about Moana was Moana’s motivation.In a story of this nature, it would have been so easy to make her primary motivation be something like “but I don’t want to be chief” or even “i want to be a voyager
I love talking to my mom about shit she doesn’t care about. Like the new Afi album. She just sits there and humors me. Shout outs to my mom, man. Bc if I was her I’d be like girl shut the fuck up.
ultrafacts:Weird Al Yankovic once asked Nirvana for permission to parody “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and their first question was‘“Will it be about food?”. He explained that “Smells Like Nirvana” would be about how nobody could understand
cumaddict72: my friend was telling me a story about this girl she used to be friends with yesterday. apparently this girl was going to europe over the summer and she said “i need to learn the language” and my friend was like “what language? where
lesbilicious: It was Sally’s first time in the bordello. She had to get through her studies to become a doctor, but the costs were escalating and this seemed to be the only way. Although she liked sex this was different and the women who she was about
avagardner: “What it felt like to be so wanted, so adored! No one had ever felt like that about me. It was all so dramatic, too. Always in the wee small hours when it seemed to Bogie and me that the world was ours - that we were the world. At those
heyblaine: i wish it was as easy to find the fics you want to read as it is to order food like you just called someone and said “hi i’d like a badboy/cheerleader au to go pls about 40k words rated nc-17 lots of h/c” and they’d be like “that’ll
I tell myself that I’m going to delete my tumblr seriously just about every single night. And then I just reblog porn and completely forget what I was thinking…. And tonight, no doubt, won’t be any different.
you know I said I would want a Pearl, but I was thinking about what I would need one for and it’s like, not a lot. Like, sometimes I need to be woke up at weird times, and maybe like a bud for running sometimes? That’s about it.
tiahra: “No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to be
nanananabatpig: I was just thinking about how Thomas Colton is such a sensible name compared to like West Anaximander and just imagine if like West grows up to be really average and one day he’s just like “mom… dad… I have to speak to you”
I was thinking about this title card a lot and at first i was thinking it could be a past episode with Greg taking care of baby Steven while the Gems had to do a mission, but then I was like hmmm, it wouldn’t be called babysitting if he’s taking care
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
discount-supervillain: you know I said I would want a Pearl, but I was thinking about what I would need one for and it’s like, not a lot. Like, sometimes I need to be woke up at weird times, and maybe like a bud for running sometimes? That’s about
artemispanthar: shortly after the last Stevenbomb I was speculating about Sardonyx with my brother. We both agreed that it being a Garnet/Pearl fusion was likely, with the idea that they decide to fuse to take advantage of the stronger future vision
5000letters: I was speaking with someone recently about how the last person I was with made me feel like I was very difficult to love and instead of refuting me he said “you were difficult to love, for him maybe. For someone else it’s going to be
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
sillysexystupid: I was supposed to submit these to feminist-rapebait & like, tell her how I spent all day fucking myself thinking about her, about wanting to be a cum rag for her, tonguing cum out of her well-fucked cunt. I was supposed to tell her
