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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
myincestwishes: “Damn, bro! You were no kidding. Your daughter has an amazing mouth.” “I told you. I take all the chances to fuck that mouth when her mother is not around. Are you enjoying sucking uncle’s cock, baby?” “Uh-hm
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually:grandtheft-autotune:sting-rae11:Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent,
onee-sama: KIDS, DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. Holy fuck, it was not made to be put inside your body what are you doing stop. I want to go into every yaoi ever and teach consent how to safely anal sex. USE LUBE MOTHERFUCKERS. Things that were actually
execute-billiards: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP no that’s not possible
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
fanmlp: artencon-aret: derpygrooves: C’MON FANDOM SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’M LIKE TEARING UP OVER THIS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SHE’S NOT REALLY DEAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLES ({my heart, my eyes, they burn with the sadness of ten thousand suns})
randomgeeknamedbrent: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent
“You thought I was kidding, didn’t you? You embarrassed me in front of my buds by not sucking my cock like a good fag. You’re getting much more than a simple beating, fucking bitch.”
shiny-seoul: kpopismyseoul: blockbeats: seoulniel: really now… Wow I am so fucking disgusted with this anon. Are you kidding me? I.. wow I can not believe you. I can’t even think i’m so upset. what the fuck. Well then. holy shit is this
lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s
letssaltouroozycuts:are you a “I’m never gonna have kids because I don’t trust myself not to fuck them up” child abuse survivor or a “I want kids so I can give them the childhood I never got to have” child abuse survivor
gallopingtormaunt:lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
samvasnormandy: but my advice to any of the men who follow me: don’t fucking bottle up your emotions. Whether you ever have kids or not, ACCEPT YOU HAVE FEELINGS AND LET THEM OUT HEALTHILY.Bottling that shit up poisons you, and makes you ruin your
delicately-interconnected: tarajeanmedia: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children What the fuck no do not give your children hormone
profoundsavage: crazedhappiness: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they
frankenchesters: GIVEAWAY I told you kids I was doing a giveaway so here it is!! I’m getting rid of my cool as fucking shit Madoka Magica complete collectors box-set to YOU. Why you might ask, well I literally have not even touched it since I bought
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
thefrizzkid: Healing is not linear You’re not fucking kidding :/
m3p: the fact that literal kids, 12, 13, 14 year olds, are scared of getting put on cringe comps for making art they’re proud of is fucking disgusting. it’s not funny or anything, it’s just horrible. if you would genuinely bully a kid for making
thefatgawd: dredgenyor: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need
itsatiepoproductions: akumathedestroy: dork-wraith: the-groose-caboose: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid
glumshoe: strangelybeautifulworld: glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair
the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND
cuck-me: Oh Shit you weren’t kidding. This feels so much better with out a rubber! I told you. Just wait till you cum in my hole. There’s no way I’m not tighter, firmer and can’t be fucked harder than your boyfriend. Oh speaking on him. I think
kinkylady222: Yes we just met. I know you don’t have any condoms and I don’t care i’m not on birth control. I don’t give a fuck either if you have a wife and kids waiting at home. The second I seen you, I knew I couldn’t leave the club without
theofficialdemon-dean: ansgar-amergin: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell
fannishtalk: sugarkittykisses:so-hockey-eh:Yes you, captain indignantHe definitely says “ME?!?!”, and then “Are fucking kidding?!”Are we placing any bets on whether or not the next thing out of his mouth was “FUCKING HORSESHIT FUCKING CALL!!!”? (Sorry,
thenycdoll: pro tip: when a married man is fucking you but still goes home to his wife and kids at night don’t trust him to not fuck you over. no tea no shade but I’ll never understand how girls get so upset when guys who clearly weren’t shit
dragondeviant: sting-rae11: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need
“I don’t know what it is about you, Mr. Crude! I’m no longer one of your students, I’m not even in school, I’m married and have two kids, and yet I still want you to fuck me in my ass! So, what do you say?” asked Remy.“You should discuss
malehierarchy: You might think that the line would be just as long (if not longer) for the local White Men to fuck your nigger wife instead of you, but with you, there’s no fear of creating any beige kids in the process when they nut inside you…and
lovinq-u:lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.fucking amen to that
