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granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis” and smokes “alcohol” and “has sex”me, brain as big as my balls: gets fucked up on pain meds and becomes a white maoistthe secret is to not turn off your phone
salva-bandida: i never understood a fictional character as much as i did before these few seconds.
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
coeexisting: troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as
sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate as many cookies as I did….
mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway taxes Things I don’t understand as an adult: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep
studiotrigger: have you ever kink shamed your own kink in order to make your friends think you didn’t have it so you could seem not as fucked up as you actually are.
deanwinchesterheartscastiel: Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
thatsthat24: frytha: anniephantom: labirdgeoiseed: this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times I don’t care, fuck you okay ready as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet
kairo-koutureee: shakespork: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Girls Have Everything In Their Purse Meech: “Hey, I’m ashy as hell. You got some lotion?” Girl: “Yeah, lemme check my purse. Here you go.” Meech: “Thanks. I’m hungry as hell.
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
prairieblooms: im proud to say that this image is just as unintelligible as any given post about one of my ocs!
untexting: *sleeps in on weekends as long as possible to avoid my responsibilities*
Me: confides in someone who I trust deeply and respect as being nonbinary Him: uh not to offend you but you’re a girl. You do girl things and you act like a girl, not a boy. So you’re a girl. Nonbinary doesn’t mean a perfect fucking
starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
artsexsurvival: A rare early 18th century Memento Mori band gold known as a skeletal, as the whole length of the skeleton is employed on the outside of the hoop, with other emblems. The earliest known example is dated 1659. This ring is enamelled in
lascenariste: allthingseurope: Jardin des Tuileries, Paris (by LenSOP) Sometimes I wish I was as brave as Claudia Kincaid and then I would run away and live in the Louvre (instead of the Met because c’mon, it’s Paris) and just hide in the bathroom
dailyoverview: The Arlit Uranium mine is located in Arlit, Niger. French nuclear power generation as well as the French nuclear weapons program are dependent on the uranium that is extracted from the mine - more than 3400 tonnes per year. 18°44′N
smokeinyoureyes: “I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine… to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn’t help when most of them are dead.” -
a-small-constellation: No one is greedier than I am. I’m sure no one desires another as strongly as I do.
beyonce-huxtable: I’m playing in my first show on Halloween (crow hop as crow doubt). I’m so nervous I might puke. But I’m also very excited. This show is gonna be fun as shit. It’s gonna be ~historic~
kieraplease: As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
lifeinpoetry: I realize that being a woman is a lot like being a planet—I can’t decide what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless as I am powerful. I am very powerful. — Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge
sebastiandebeste: “sit up straight” how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
sexflacko: I love giving neck kisses as much as I love receiving them.
politicalsexkitten: Hi everyone, If you were following me last summer, you would know that my ex boyfriend passed away. He was murdered as he was walking home from the gym, and it was classified as a suicide. After months of trying to overturn this,
relapsin-g: MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH
skelitas: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
australiansanta: why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
ccaptain-oats: oth meme: five ships [5/5] » leyton “Peyton, I’ve loved you since the first time i saw you. And this ring and these words are just simply a way to show the rest of the world what has been in my heart for as long as I’ve known
tokomon: helyon: daemontool: straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship Oh my fucking god BONE TITTIES
beccaliving: Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.
melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of ů.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This
blackladyjeanvaljean:rarestandfairest:shayera-librarian:feminspire:situpsandfruitcups:I wore this shirt to the bar last night. I received noticeably more distasteful looks from women than I did from men. One woman went as far as to make eye contact with
Friendly Reminder That How You Treat A Person After Sex Is Just As Important As The Sex Itself.
hockeylvr42: chaserofshadows: Now that Putin’s officially banned memes of him I feel it’s only right that we post as many of them as possible to be honest Ok Russia banning memes is officially the best thing to have ever happened
horny-as-ever: As promised 😊
horny-as-ever: Thong Thursday as requested for you all 🙈
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