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princeowl:ok, so i was watching the war of the coprophages episode of x files and this weird cockroach animation happens and im like what…..thinking i just hallucinated it i backtrack and YES THAT IS THERE…PART OF THE EPISODETHEN I REMEMBER THE OLD
familysexlife: eroscott: Michael and his mother were very open about everything, even sex. One day he asked her if she’d ever had anal sex and if she liked it. She was just a bit surprised but smiled and said yes to both questions. Then she asked
one-mandrinkinggamess: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and
sometimes i go “i wish i could be bilingual” and then a few seconds pass by and i go “oh wait yes i am i forgot oops”
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
bigmammallama5:miss-nerdgasmz:anubis-the-incubus:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sadpieceofgarbage:Ladies, gentlemen, and nobility of other genders, may I present to you the literal perfect casting choice for Li Shang in Mulan: Yoshua “Yoshi” Sudarso.Some
askblazeandcherry said: yes you do Uhmmm…. what? Like, really, we have no fucking clue what that ask was talking about or why, and now we have no fucking clue as to why you said this.
brisbone: I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
brisbone:I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
lovemilkbun: Happy Bar Mitzvah to Reapersun! It was a classy night and I loved the Star Trek TOS theme. I’m only sorry that everyone just wore a uniform shirt instead of fully committing with a bowl cut like I did. I was happy to celebrate your night
indigotardis:Panic! At the Disco // When the Day Met the Night when the moon found the sun he looked like he was barely hanging on but her eyes saved his life in the middle of the summer
darkfliercynthia: darkfliercynthia: how the hell are some of u guys 13/14 when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ
banananutcraycray: misswompler: westerninfluence: glassescat: OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
hurtingpearl: Receiving oral sex used to be a problem for me - I was always too tense, the dudes were mostly impatient or immature. Getting me to come like this was a learning process for both of us, and so worth it. Everything with him is so incredibly
Steam recommended this game to me And just YES. This is exactly the kind of game I was talking about, open world dragon role-playing game. This is it, its all I ever wanted. Please survive your Alpha, Dragon, please make my dreams come true
triinketfox: artemispanthar: I like to think that some time after Rose Quartz first met Greg that Rose and the Crystal Gems had an “I Won’t Say I’m in Love“-esque musical number except it was the other way around, where Rose is like "I’m
manywinged:getting back in contact with people after a depressive episode is so wild because it’s like hey sorry i dropped off the face of the earth and never responded to your attempts to reach out for months i was six feet deep in a grave of my
hajimeiwazumi: iwaoi wedding headcanons bc i’ve been watching too much say yes to the dress?? since iwaizumi and oikawa are both going to be pro volleyball players, their wedding will be like a national event where everyone wants to be invited but
goodnightputos: Shoutout to the ladies in porn that finger themselves with a full set on.. I’ve done that before and I felt like I was wolverine or something idk shit was not fun Yes! Never understood it.
aliceskary: love-and-bdsm: femdomvids: My favorite ankle bracelet… I think I have the same one on my wishlist! Lol I love how this happens this often. Haha yes you dooo and I replied and was like OMG I HAVE THAT ANKLE BRACELET! We have such
coolcuckoldcouple8: Yes, one of my friends has fucked my wife and I was made to clean up the mess when he was done. This has been the norm when I’m allowed to watch but I didn’t think she humiliate me in front of him like that. She actually got off
eleganceinviolet: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned
godhatesbloggers: Jenny Curran: Were you scared in Vietnam? Forrest Gump: Yes. Well, I-I don’t know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out… and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on
one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
feministbecky: creatingfromculture: guitarbains: yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas. ha I literally texted my wife when this came on and was like “wow adventure time just described our society
superdogbiter:Have you ever had a pet named after either a celebrity or a name from a tv show/movie/book?Yes i didNo i never did thatSee ResultsPut in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with thisFor example my childhood dog was named Cher
marinacorn: snuggalong: agirlnameddisaster: mewmewgorawr: youarethebutt: squishu: graystripe: do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something yes i thought i was the only one OTHER PEOPLE GET THAT
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: detectiveburkhardt: #for a moment I was expecting something like #YES MOMMY I PROMISED I’D CALL NO MOMMY I DON’T NEED YOU TO COME DOWN YES NOW CAN YOU HANG UP I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WITH MY NEMESIS #and then
cosplaymutt:So as I mentioned I’ve been bing watching Steve Universe, and now that I’ve watched it all twice I’ve been thinking about Lion. I know that there are a lot of theories that Lion is Rose, but I don’t think it’s that simple. Yes Lion
silver-tongues-blog: maeborowski: wheatley-blogs: toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like and we loved it
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
tradingwishesforgoals: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
dumplingdean: lol my coda is gonna be like dean was actually listening to a recording of cas jerking off and whispering dean oh yes dean over and over and dean is just lying in his bed jerking off and the reason why sammy is ignoring him is because he
New person I’m seeing: when we woke up in the night he was craving ice cream so he brought and shared/fed it to me like who does that? Yes@cute boy feeding me food in the midst of the night . Thank you lord
i got told i fuck “like someone who watches porn” i mean, yes i’m a girl, and i watch porn. i didn’t know that affected how i have sex? the person said basically that he could tell i knew what i was doing, and i knew how to fuck
gingahhh: howcome in the 80’s it was cool and normal for men to wear short shorts and jorts and now straight boys are like “yes i’ll take the most ill fitting jeans and cargo shorts you have please”
curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.
In regards to that Harley/Ivy ask, I came across this post on reddit from an AMA about the Harley Quinn TV show. I felt I’d share it since it was Valentines Day and it felt relevant.(artenado)oh HELL yes!! ivy and harley aren’t just a quirky fan ship.
