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nurseratched801: dammitpunk: I’m back. I have a lot more to this set, so i’ll be posting a few every couple of days. I hope you all missed me. Holy shit these came out good!!
You gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me, mah nigga! Look at dat shit, I'ma have a tough time takin’ dem pants off to get to that fat fuckin’ ass!
sara-meow: hummingbird-art: theunicornkittenkween: sara-meow: Just to show you guys how the ribbon works to hold the plug in place :3 SHIT FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DO I NOT HAVE MORE DISPOSABLE INCOME SO HELP ME I WILL BE BUYING A TAIL FROM SARA THE MINUTE
stogiebro: Old one of me. Eat shit fags. Like you have any idea what it is to be a man.
lioness–hart: wildhaunt: lioness–hart: glitchboys: derpingdonuts: They don’t care about the public’s opinion anymore??? Are you shitting me??? Isn't America supposed to be a democracy where the people have a say in the future of this country??
cuppykin: thepinkestpug: cuppykin: The notion that having a diverse cast is because politics is so absurd do these people walk up to a black couple and yell “WHY ARE YOU BEING SO POLITICALLY CORRECT???” this shit actually happened to me… for
lauritanaomystery: musubiki: short comic about anon hate gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!! i ain’t
teithepony: tsyolin-sounds: whitetail-music: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY
ftbaljock00: It has no idea why it was being slapped. It thought so hard to find a reason what it could have done to deserve this. Let me give a little hint to all you cunts out there. STOP THINKING! You are brainless pieces of shit. You mean
I feel like I wasn’t vocal enough this morning about my opinions. Let me emphasize shit. –> So don’t you even DARE to think about cutting that long, pretty hair. Don’t. You. Even. Dare. Tsumetai won’t be having issues
algrenion: okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good
sobersexting: follower count literally doesn’t impress me at all you could have 100,000 but if I see you regularly being mean to people, especially your followers, you can’t convince me you’re not a piece of shit and i don’t want you anywhere
na-jay-uh: lemme-holla-at-you: bblackgoldd: yasgawd: this is a fight lmfao that would be the last conversation we ever have daaaaaaaamn Bruh I will cut a nigga if he ever said some shit like this to me
whisperwhatyourheartdesires: I took so many like holy shit. If you guys want a personal one just message me because I have PLENTY to spare. Something about being high just makes me love myself lol. I had so much fun with this. I thought about editing
starktrekkin: I dare you to tell me anime/manga is pointless
karrmennn: tanklawrence: weaintaboutshit: tarynel: carefreeblackho: oreoofficial: ppl who can poop at school must be very confident 💩 Sometimes you have no choice man Nope. I called my mama to take me home one time. Never shit at school.
sourcedumal: micdotcom: Watch: Ali continues, “You got some nerve to come back and be mad at me because …” He was having NONE of that white bullshit today
noirivai:She is.I live with her and her.. sort of adoptive brother. Long story- you’re better off asking her. I used to have my own place but shit happened and they invited me to stay for the time being.
appareciums: Next time you criticize me for being sensitive, remember that I have been through the kind of shit that turns people into nothing but empty shells and bar room jokes, and I’m still able to let myself be empathetic and caring and open.
boygeorgemichaelbluth: afro-dominicano: dudes be posting and cosigning shit like this and have the nerve to ask why they single lmao and they’re so basic. they still doing that “make me a sandwich” shit? of all the things you can ask for?
theuppitynegras: white teenagers piss me off so fucking they be the main ones crying about “freedom of speech” when they say some racist shit but when it’s time for black people to have the same freedom they wanna cry “oh mi god you can’t say
iiiii have way too many guys wanting to be my boyfriend right now. oh my god, i ain’t shit. let me get a house to fuck you in first, jesus christ.
It really bothers me when girls talk shit about other girls at the gym. That skinny girl wearing the spandex pants and tank top who comes to walk the treadmill maybe doesn't have the ability to run 5 minutes. That bigger girl who you think shouldn't be
casualprivatepinkie: emkaymlp: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY HAPPY TO KNOW
valgreen009: melle-d: musubiki: short comic about anon hate gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
impactings: Most girls are excited about marriage and having babies and stuff but to be honest that stuff scares the absolute shit about of me??? Like I just wanna get high with you and hang out in our underwear and watch Netflix and get takeout?? Like
Man I swear, sometimes being on tumblr have led me to take y’all on a date, fuck some of y’all and some real kinky shit too, sucked some beautiful toes while you watch me stroke my curve and even got a foot job as well…in my mind. Rest of y’all
fromheretocolorado:nah you know what fuck thisBillie Joe Armstrong does not deserve to be remembered for the iHeart radio shit.Billie Joe Armstrong does not deserve to have jokes made about Wake Me Up When September Ends.Billie Joe Armstrong does not
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it It’s funny that the people that actually tell me this are
superpikachuboy: Thanks subbii2 for helping me make the last one ^_^ Also screw you Tumblr for your dumb 2mb limit >_>. And finally; screw everyone else making gifs <_< making me have to work harder and shit -_- Oh ! And I will be posting
whitegirl-likes-it-rough:Hey Dad, I closed up the bar last night. I know you never let me have black guys over the house so now that I’m on my own, I surround myself with them! Could care two shits if it makes you proud cause I’m proud to be a black
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
xxcopycat7151xx: derpingdonuts: They don’t care about the public’s opinion anymore??? Are you shitting me??? Isn't America supposed to be a democracy where the people have a say in the future of this country?? They say they won’t listen to opinions
raisingrowan: mama2aiden: captain-ahanne: I present to you… the people from Tumblr The Bieber post KILLS me. I can’t even read it all the way through because I will be hysterical. Holy shit the quadratic formula! I have a song to remember it
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princessvexus: verngyu: wonhuis: repeat with me: tumblr. isn’t. that. deep. tumblr. is. just. a. website. people. can. unfollow. you. no. one. owes. you. shit. i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but i really think its our fault we have this mindset.
mommybard:agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
spencetor: lovelessornot: infinitelove: acoustic-sunset: constantneverland: Jennifer Lawrence and Lana Del Rey you’ve got to be fuckin shitting me rn HUH!? It’s her sister Chuck Grant! I was having a heart attack here! Oh Lord breathe But
I know people are probably sick of hearing about it, so forgive me… butIf you’re American please consider going to vote for Hillary tomorrow. I know a lot of people hate both Trump and Hillary and feel they don’t have any option, and yeah,
