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mommyfuckedmybully: you went to school and got a well paying job so you could have a pretty wife with big tits.Once you got married though she decided to be a “stay home mom” even though you didn’t have kids. Because she felt secure, she started
eroticlizardfiction:Breaking the cycle of abuse doesn’t always mean “having kids but not abusing them” it can also mean realizing that you aren’t and may never be mentally fit to be a parent and making the choice to never have
mallghoul: selvaria-official: momfricker: fakehistory: Ready Player One (2018) how dare you insult Spy Kids like this spy kids deserves to be insulted In my new world you will not be allowed to have bones, heathen
parentless-suggestions: Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming”
you-oughta-know:I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like
kid-mera: breelandwalker: mysticmoonhigh: 0fthem0untains: weavemama: America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king have yet to see a better analogy Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s
dapenguinninja: marauders4evr: My exact reaction when I first watched these scenes as a kid: My heart broke because you know the secret they been tryin to keep forever. I feel this is like discovering when you can no longer be a kid and have to give
eggcup: lawyermorty: eggcup: god imagine being a disney channel kid for a few years and then just being set for the rest of your life. you’d never have to work again is the lifelong lasting shame of being known as “a disney channel kid” really
strnger-kid: the-indecorous-flower: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace That’s how it gets you This is so fucking ominous am I gonna
If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatmentMake that little fucker workMake the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic, teach it how to study, refine that
goingguido: “what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I’m grading my quizzes and I have more… same. grading makes me panic and I wonder if I’m not being consistent and sometimes I grade twice >.> I’m a grading softie. I’ll give a kid full
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
cynfinitebeyond: Isn’t it awesome how cartoons raise you? You have your parents who do this nagging thing, while restricting you from truly being a kid because of insecurities of how society will view you, ESPECIALLY if you’re a black kid, and to
crrocs: pros to having kids: you get to name them whatever you want they’ll be alive when you die they’ll take care of you when you’re old cons to having kids: the emo phase THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE LIKE JESUS they’ll be 12 they’ll cry a lot
lil-kid-big-world: It’s ok to be chubby or bony or average!It’s ok to have scars, stretch marks or skin problems!It’s ok to have disabilities!It’s ok to be not cis or not straight!It’s ok to be you, cutie!(I posted this because I’m having
Coach B, you da man!Thank you for giving us kids the opportunity to dance! You opened up my mind to pursue something that I would have never thought of doing. But thanks to you, you showed to us that sometimes we will be way out of our comfort zone,
mewsicalmiss: parentless-suggestions: Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here
To be honest its annoying how stuck up people are saying “I got something crappy for christmas” Have you ever thought about all the homeless people and foster kids ; what do they get ? Nothing . Appriciate what you get because other people
lori-jaye: aquus: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet the american media is literally the asshole of the universe You have got to be kidding me. She was saving lives and yet some kind of way, it’s her nipple that’s worthy of an
madforher: You have got to be kidding me…
this-is-mysuperwholockd-design: lumos5000: eeveelutionluvr: lumos5000: GUYS IT’S NOT OVER YET!!! [x] You have GOT to be kidding me. unfortunately i am not. read the article. it gets worse… this just… it just disheartens me so much, y’know?
fiyerosbuttpants: You have got to be kidding me..
bukoya-reblogs: weirdedoutfox: su-memelord:save-the-void: saiyanshredder: Life has many doors Gem-boy! you have got to be kidding me Bye oh my look at this bukoya-reblogs ! HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO, OMG
parentless-suggestions:Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming”
littlesaintmick: ampledarling: mimikyufriend: can freaks on this site stop telling kids they have to hate themselves to be trans This can lead you down so many rabbit holes, please, understand that you do not have to hate yourself and being trans is
su-memelord:save-the-void: saiyanshredder: Life has many doors Gem-boy! you have got to be kidding me Bye
naomimightbeasian: you have got to be kidding me
omgblackmoon: You have got to be kidding me. .seriously?
“what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. I dont even know anymore.
adultc0ntent: blandporn: jem-sie: adultc0ntent:trubbshaw:lablab2002:adultc0ntent:Before le dinner partyDamNar that’s hornym8 calm itHalp im dying rn ohmygod You have got to be kidding. Wow. Excuse me?
dirtylilhornyhousewife: flockofrabidsheep: setbabiesonfire: frankoceanfanclub: rosehip-baby: I’ve watched this at least 200 times please delete this Soooo cuuuuuuute. You have got to be kid-ding me :p. good one flockofrabidsheep
hecticblur: naomimightbeasian: you have got to be kidding me @kogashousewife
chillgengar: x-lapis-lazuli-x: su-memelord: save-the-void: saiyanshredder: Life has many doors Gem-boy! you have got to be kidding me Bye { I need more of this cross over } grunkindonuts
m0rphlne: badcocaine:i always look so moody YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
Holy fucking shit if people without kids could stop preaching to me about public breastfeeding it’d be great. I’m well aware it’s a natural thing, but I’m not fucking for it and I won’t do it. It’s private, and breastfeeding is a tender moment
lufthansa: 💬 The German guests ask if we have ketchup for their noodles. 🗯 You’ve got to be kidding me!?!
enoughtohold: you can explain being gay or bi perfectly adequately to a little kid who doesn’t know what sex is, without explaining sex to them, just as kids have no trouble understanding straightness without understanding sex. if you can’t do that
winterforsunagain: elegantpaws: feminerds: onlyblackgirl: jadebrieanne: Today was an exceptional day. white people try so hard The actual profile (currently), for reference. You have got to be kidding me? they also made it a man…..the
unclefather:there is no actual reason to be mean to kids. like no situation warrants being mean to a child. You can have the worst day of your life and still smile at a kid you see in the grocery store.
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