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allegroblu: seriosully why is she so pefect for me D:i just love every single thing about this woman >w< not only she’s sexy and beautifull, look how she’s not afraid of showind her amazing confidence >3< men should know to love that!
blackourstory: Yes, this was a thing that really happened. Why the psychiatric profession has NOT declared such a long-running obsession with anti-Blackness as a mental illness is inexplicable.
sexslavefantasy: Why is the 50 shades circle as big as the actual bdsm circle. I mean this is a Vinn Diagram, is it not? The sad part is - if it’s a Venn diagram of ‘People into these things’ - the 50 shades circle should probably
shirleythisgetsold: the part where havoc says he can’t feel his legs reminded me so much of x-men: first class when xavier says the exact same thing. so…
n0tabigail:russianoatmeal:I present to you a photoset of Jason Momoa, because why the hell not Dear Jesus FYI THIS SEX ON WHATEVER HE IS ON IS COMING TO MY FUCKING GEEK COMICON THING!!!! *FREAKING OUT* I will be totally cool and non-challant if I get
shelikesithuge: You’re not imagining things. Your wife isn’t as tight anymore and she is bored during sex with you lately. This is why. They started fucking a month ago. See? It’s not your imagination. Feel better?
redhairfrecklesandcurves: So awesome. Lovely curves, nice little “outfit”. kinkyminx: Seriously? The only reason why I might not buy this is the whole thong thing. meh. I know it’s just me, but I’ve never been into thongs either.
anakedglassofwine: mywhythehellnotblog: Where the fuck is this and why haven’t I ever been there? Things a daddy should do for his kitten: plan a trip to a naked beach where you can bring dogs! (Ok, I understand not everyone has the same ideal weekend
whippinggirl: it’s funny, but this is something i have fantasized about since i was a preteen with only the vaguest idea of how sex worked. lord knows why i like the perverted things i do, but it’s not because i saw them first in a porno.
huevo-mundo: I….I’m not sure why I spent so much time on this………..yes….it’s the cake meme…….
The good news is, we’re not in Marley anymore.That’s it.Boy do I wish we were in Marley.That’s maybe an unfair thing to say, because if we were still on Marley, I would probably spend the next five to ten paragraphs complaining about why we shouldn’t
leapingtitan: So it’s been a year since my first AMA and I thought why the hell not. For those of you who are not aware of what this sort of thing is, basically you send me asks and I answer them.. except I do it with my voice…. and in edited video
shiny-seoul: reallycooper: Oh muffins. This song/video was the cutest thing ever, until I read the lyrics and actually understood the video. Kids, going the route of Teen Top in puerile asshatery is not a good thing. I suppose it was at least
ASKLDJLKASDA WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE ONE CHAPTER ITS NOT FKING FAIR THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME UGH I NEED THIS MANGA TO MAKE THINGS BETTER NOOOWWWWW
samael: ignotus-alchemedia: the-greatest-potoo: lawfulgoodness: ignotus-alchemedia: khatoblepas: samael: thespectacularspider-girl: concentrated-sunshine: screencapthread: Why Tumblr shouldn’t play D&D. Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
I just watched the video I reblogged of the twins coming out to their dad and read some of the comments and it got me thinking… I’m afraid to come out to family. Why? Because I’m still not even sure what I am. I’m in no way,
vyxor: 12-18-17 Hesitated to post this but here’s some new post processing. Also I worked on her suit a little more. one last thing I spent like 3 minutes on the posing so that’s why it’s not exactly up to par. Btw sorry if the image is compressed
real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
godtricksterloki: hydrokineticsanonymous: Internal screaming WHY AM I NOT WHERE THIS THING IS?!?!?!?!?! No Charizard, not interested.
immaplatypus: viva-la-fat: i wanna punch my computer why all these things with dreamworks better than Disney/Pixar????? Don’t even with me, when you try to tell me that shit i point to DW’s latest fuck up Turbo and Pixar’s only miss Cars 2
littlestevenuniversethings: #68: The Crystal Heart. ~Requested by trevorbird43
I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just
thatnordicguy: koknbawlz: itsopheliablack: emilyisobsessed: Jessica Williams | The Unborn Ultimatum The fact he didn’t even think that was a thing..and he’s a fetus lawyer (I can’t not laugh at that) What the fuck is a fetus lawyer My new
hc that aoba sometimes sleeps with his eyes open and after a night of doing it, he falls asleep. and clear, not aware that that’s a thing some people can do, is freaking out (to ren) thinking he broke aoba. going through this before as well, ren
jespersboobquest: i had no idea what i did buT SUDDENLY I COULD DRAW AND ITS EVEN PORN LIKE WTH also i cant draw dicks fuck that
6nakegod: cocreationcoaching: You have control over your own thoughts. Why not choose thoughts that feel good to you? This is the most neurotypical thing I’ve ever read
furrybubble: oddbagel: chaos-has-arrived: bighuge: ihaveprobsdealwithit: bighuge: oddbagel: The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck. not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their
waystiel: ermahgeerd: sexypotassium: why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since foreverlike what is it I asked my chemistry
hypnotized-things:You find your girlfriend groping this woman with a dazed look and who the fuck does she think she is? Wait, why is everything getting so out of focus? Not her, I can focus on her…
i want very specific types of attention from like 3 different people and I’m mad about it.
legendaryboobs: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sheholdsyoucaptivated: milliondollarmami: My wedding open bar I’m loving this concept What the shit The only time I care about they she’s ever done That’s his fucking rider? Wild.
wearyvoices: I’ve done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I’m young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It’s not a new man thing, it’s just largely a boring man
waterisnotasolution: Tortuga is definitely not living up to his namesake. Drow/CM thing on a table, because why not. Go support this artist.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/tortuga/profilehttp://tortuga-aak.tumblr.com/ And holy shit, 100 followers
mxcleod:stalkingducks: mxcleod: mxcleod: Donald trump said that if he doesn’t get the republican nomination he’s going to make his own party and I couldn’t be happier. Since some of you might not see why this is such an amazing thing, it’s
dandom-the-fandom: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier This is the biggest mystery in Portal
yoncevevo: why is it that every video sia does with maddie is deemed pedophilic this is the EXACT same thing that happened with chandelier yall called it “child porn” like do you not understand that YOU’RE the weirdos who are sexualizing an 11
riku-eosphorus: ((The reason why I haven’t done replies yet is this dumb thing. I’m RikuRoku trash but hey at least they’re not kissing this time.))
nicce-asses: So this is my first GIF with photoshop. I’m struggling lol. First.. why the hell is this so choppy. I changed the ‘time between frames’ thing from .1, to even ‘no delay’ and it’s still choppy not smooth. Second.. I haven’t
withmyheartwideopen: domwithpen: D/s is not a pill you have to swallow whole… I agree with this 100%. It’s why I get so pissed off at all the “all good subs do this list of things” posts as well as the “here are the characteristics of a Dom”
underthesamestar: a-small-constellation: “It’s not only his hair.” Nezumi strode purposefully forward. “Shion, show him your red snake.”“Huh? No way.” “Why not?”“I’d have to take off my clothes. I don’t want to be naked in front
accio-the-tardis: #oh my god what is this thing #OMG IT’S A GUN #what am i doing with a gun #why am i holding this #no no i don’t like guns #guns are not cool #guns are bad #they’re for bad people #am i bad people #no #where do i put this #should
Some of the posts people make on here are so fucking sexist against men. I don’t understand why this is so fucking normalized here on Tumblr, or why most women on here find it acceptable and hilarious to contribute to such things. It’s quite
[1/5] 5 Scenes that took my heart away “This is how it is — this is why you’re not in the Order — you don’t understand — there are things worth dying for!”
mazesprinter: osamah: this is a commercial it has a bigger moral than 99% of movies this is why i always do nice things for others not because i’m going to get something back but because you never know how much a small kindness can change a life
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
captainharrie: I see this kinda advice passed around all the time here is the thing: shading with black will indeed look bad if you don’t know what you are doing. However, telling people not to do things without explaining why is terrible advice.
quitedun: dont-touch-my-juice: why are we not talking about the fact that tyler and josh are literally doing the thing from back to the future with the flames this is vERY IMPORTANT AND NEEDS TO BE NOTICED SOMEONE ELSE REALIZED THIS TOO IM NOT ALONE
every THING IS NOT OK RIGHT NOW FUCK KILL LA KILL EPISODE 13 FUCKED ME UP SHIT SENKETSU, MY BABY, WHYYYYYY?! I DID NOT WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE THIS SHIT
Dirk did you forget to lock the door again gdi Dirk this is why we can’t have nice things
beccatiedup:This is just so … everyday. Why is she tied? Because he wanted her to be. You’re his wife and you don’t need to know the reason. Where did he go and when will he be back? That’s not really her concern is it? The only thing you need
stoicalmicropolis replied to your post: Hi Dash! I hope your week has been good. I’m not… The sad thing is she never tells us why she hates wh/iter/ose so much hello,i do not hate the roses that
guttersnipero: thebibliosphere: 6nakegod: cocreationcoaching: You have control over your own thoughts. Why not choose thoughts that feel good to you? This is the most neurotypical thing I’ve ever read This was actual advice I once got from a doctor.
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