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She told you he was massively THICK.You thought that just meant he was thicker than YOU were. Oh no…it meant thicker than any cock either of you had ever seen. You’re in shock…looking on as that thing plunges deeper and deeper into
She told you he was massively THICK. You thought that just meant he was thicker than YOU were. Oh no…it meant thicker than any cock either of you had ever seen. You’re in shock…looking on as that thing plunges deeper and deeper into her. Her whimpers,
ddscharlie: I offended one of my friends yesterday with some jokes and comments I was making at the expense of Catholics. I thought about it for a while and I understand why he was upset. So, just to prove that there are no hard feelings, and that
bonus:I had no intention of practically translating half of the chapter (that’s from ch.7 btw), but here it is. I just thought this part was so cute that I couldn’t help it. ( there is one more page here that I posted separately before I went berserk)Feel
You are not the father!I asked the wife if there was the slightest chance it was mine, She stared at me blankly- no reaction whatsoever. A second after I took this pic she burst into hysterics, laughing so hard at the prospect, that I thought her engorged
i-like-to-share-and-watch: hottxfirewife: I love that no one would ever think that- I want it to come true her lastest toy thought she was hang an affair with him cause i was out of town, till after one night after they were done she showed him all
love-the-family: No one thought it was suspicious that I was missing from the wedding party for over an hour at the same time as the bride was upstairs in her room to change from her wedding gown to a party dress.Maybe because I’m the bride’s brother.We
bumsrmytning: No.. No.. No.. Don’t cum inside me.. I’m not on birth control.. Oh fuck babe that was close.. I really thought for a minute you’d cum inside me…
keep-on-fightingg: thisfeelinginsideme: NEVER Before I started, I thought it was weird, I thought there was no way I could ever do that to myself. Now look at me.
saltandpepperafterdark: Just like everyone else, Nick thought Tia was just a shy bookworm who would be able to tutor him through the classes he needed to be eligible to play football. And while that was true, no one could have guessed that Tia had
Gif meme - petyrbaelishs asked: favourite hero → Arya Stark and Daenerys Targaryen Ser Gregor, she thought. Dunsen, Raff the Sweetling. Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei. Her morning prayer. Or was it? No, she thought, not mine. I am no one. That
Mother thought it was “harmless fun”, when she dressed me in her clothes, quite reasonably dismissing father’s concerns, in that it was little more than a pair of tight pants. That in no way in meant that somehow this would result in me wearing
kriscrash:I may have to actually write some Zinnober that isn’t the porn I wrote 10 years ago when I thought yaoi was hot shit, and thought that since no one else had agender characters then maybe I should try to explain mine inside some sort of gender
fleshcircus: zooophagous: velolciraptor: fini-mun: This whole time I had no idea that a good deal of the raptor footage in Jurassic Park was actually people in suits. I HAD NO IDEA. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REALLY GOOD PUPPETS AND CGI. IT’S PEOPLE
cockalchemist: Since it happened, Aaron found himself increasingly horny. It was a phantom libido that could never be satisfied. The more he thought about touching himself, stroking the cock that was no longer there - the worse it got. Seth invited
rabbithugs: kevindrakewriter: rabbithugs: this was the specific image I was trying to find fyi This was a painting Data was working on in a Gazorra Next Generation Edit. I just thought he made that up, I had no idea its a real painting!!! AHAHAHAHA
hellaintp: INTP: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.ENTP: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.INTP: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.INTJ: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the
nemhaine42:madlori:in-love-with-my-bed:lolshtus:he Mars Curiosity Rover’s True Sizei don’t know why it never occurred to me that it would be bigger.WALL-E, we all thought it was WALL-E sized. Wow, I had no idea it was that big o___o
damon-the-red-nosed-ripper: snowyluna: pinennut: that little dance you do when your otp does something cute i thought i was going to look at this gif and say nah i don’t do that but no i was wrong i do do that basically
Oh pfft, I was actually waiting for there to be no Space Dandy reference posts in the tag to post that so folks wouldn’t think it was directed at them and then while I was writing it someone posted something so now that post is directly after it
Once, when I was a kid, my little brother got it in his head that it was really funny to jump out at people from around corners and stuff and scream in order to scare them. No idea where he picked that up but he was doing it to everyone for a while. Then
fandomosities: danisnotontopffs: damon-the-red-nosed-ripper: snowyluna: pinennut: that little dance you do when your otp does something cute i thought i was going to look at this gif and say nah i don’t do that but no i was wrong i do do that
adesuwahannah: “When her mother came onstage, I thought about how a mother was singing about her daughter that was no longer here. A daughter that had died.” -Soulja Boy, speaking about his tears at the BET awards.
maledenial: He thought this was the perfect house, no dogs and no husband, perfect house to rob. That was until she snuck up behind him with a taser. Three weeks straight of this treatment, all day ever day. She doesn’t even care to unmask him, afterall
queen–katerina: No Will, No thoughts, No MindMindless Blank Obedientall that Was is gone, all that remains is NowAccept your fate and embrace Submission to your QueenCompliance will be Rewarded
theholykaron: THIS NIGGA LIL B. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It was niggas that thought that “I’m Gay” shit he did was genius. No. That nigga’s gay. Looking over the side of the
uncensoredpleasure: As you sat there watching, you thought there was no way that massive piece of meat was going to fit in your boy’s tight hole. That stud proved you wrong with one deep thrust that put every last inch of his cock inside your boyfriend,
I love that my mom was so able to smoothly look at me while I was telling her about my own problematic thoughts that I’m just a miserable bad person. She had no problem doing that. Just super chill and ready to tell me how much I suck. I guess I
cuckcakelexi: You worthless cunt. You thought that the whole time your husband told you he had a “business trip” he was actually gone? Oh no, he was right next door fucking the shit out my tight holes. That’s right you heard me. My tight “HOLES”.
ellie-williams:I think about Dad every day. For years, I was so angry with him. For losing himself in his work, for chasing what I thought were fairytales. I had no idea. I keep telling myself that I was young… that I couldn’t understand. But I still
hyperpregnant: impregnationfreak:He told her he was going to cum inside her. Conflicting thoughts raced through her mind in that instant. She should tell him she’s not on birth control. Though she was sure that would make no difference to him.
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
verbalresistance: Ron Paul’s “South Was Right” Civil War Speech With Confederate Flag 20.01.2012 - Ron Paul has made no secret the fact that he thought that the South was right in the Civil War. Here he is giving a speech in front of a giant Confederate
lillypad7891: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female? wait TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS no…no no. this is not
top4jock: Jen said it hurt when he fucked her, and that was why she almost never wanted to have sex. Dane found that hard to believe. He knew his dick was no bigger than average, but even when he gently made love to her, she complained. He thought it
People say he has no feelings and that he attacked Asgard for nothing. Do they not notice that he was hurt and didn’t know what to do, he was living a lie his entire childhood and his life till now. He thought he was Asgardian his entire life and
xrayeyesblue: bestofspankwiki: Guy abused with a huge strapon … when I saw the first couple of photos I thought there was no way he was going to take that in the ass. But he did and that is quite impressive. (via Pegging Fetish) Re-posts and original
zooophagous: velolciraptor: fini-mun: This whole time I had no idea that a good deal of the raptor footage in Jurassic Park was actually people in suits. I HAD NO IDEA. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REALLY GOOD PUPPETS AND CGI. IT’S PEOPLE IN SUITS. i want
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
brothersisterfathermother: I never thought that Mom would ever want to try anal - just a few months ago, when I was still living away from home, I would have preferred to think that my mom had no idea what anal even was. So I was extra surprised when
queenashunti: I came home tonight after hours at work smoked some weed and called my mom. I havnt talked to here in a while. I came to the thought that she no longer cared about her daughter. But it wasnt that she was there for me and was mad that I
neckr: smoke-me-up: bobsavage: Capitalism. I kind of want to cry there was a bbc documentary about cocaine production in peru and the people farming it making it thought it was for soldiers so that they could fight and had absolutely no idea that
My sister’s roommate had no idea that I was her younger brother. She just thought I was her boyfriend that she was willing to share. I came so fast into her roommate’s mouth as my older sister lovingly devoted herself to my balls.
warchiefvoljin: zooophagous: velolciraptor: fini-mun: This whole time I had no idea that a good deal of the raptor footage in Jurassic Park was actually people in suits. I HAD NO IDEA. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REALLY GOOD PUPPETS AND CGI. IT’S PEOPLE
m3ggxx: Once there was a Tingsley And then there was a Myler And we all thought that this was THE ship. But no. What we didn’t see coming was a ship to make all others appear wrong. Troyler. All the chemistry killed us shippers. Not to mention the
lookingforfitdadorson: lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com Shit…I thought I was by myself out here…wonder what that noise is…unless it’s that young dude I passed up on the way…fuck…he was walking…no shirt, torn jeans…hot as fuck, actually…those
eroticsadism: “I bet you thought squeezing your fat tits between the rods was all there was to the punishment, didn’t you? Sorry, no. In fact, I had them bound that way for no other reason than to hold them steady so I can beat your nipples
dewinchester-blog: Supernatural Cast Members: Matt Cohen“I designed a tattoo for a girl once and she got it, which I thought was pretty cool. We no longer speak. She’ll always remember me, though, I can guarantee that.”
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