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BDSM, fish hooks. Actually, I would think those barbs will make the hooks difficult and/or painful to remove, perhaps that’s the idea!
rainbowspirk: Please, make this into an actual movie! Fuck me! I would paid to see this movie. Seriously, that means a lot I haven’t been to the movies in years!
justknockyouup: “Roomie… its that time of month again!” “Fuck you! Why do you want me to knock you up so bad!” “Cause your cute, and I think you would make a great baby… its kind of funny actually. You guys are always
depressed-harmer01: glass-cases: I can’t tell you how many times i’ve scrolled past this post but now that i actually read it, it has so much meaning I used to do this as a kid and sometimes it would make shapes :)
newyorktransformations: tiatransformsbottoms: Do you need to be completely transformed by Tia Tizzianni into a stunning Sissy? Would that make you feel so feminine and ready for Daddy or your man? This transformation actually has a video of Sissy Anand
Having a Daddy Dom that actually thinks bout my kinks and what I like to do would be spectacular.Like, yes, daddy, get me embarrassed by making me touch myself in front of you
dimplelashton:im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
bpdummy: someone: ….have you ever considered….how your mental illness makes ME feel?! how much you’re hurting Me???? me: i actually consider that every single day of my life and think about how much better it would be if i was dead but thank you
dumbass-bitch-disease: fma-facts: fma-facts: Happy Meat Day everyone! Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which
fatherdaughterincest: She thought mom would make daddy stop punishing her when she walked in on them, but she was mortified when she discovered that the punishment was actually mom’s idea.
brainwashinglittleprincess: hypnobimbogoonergirl: bimbo-in-training: I don’t even know if my mind could survive it. I’d have to sit on a towel from how wet it would make me for him to actually show me all the stuff that turns him on. Fuuuuuck. I
opalisagoddess: princesssilverglow: Garnet enjoying the teacup ride at funland all by herself. I actually wanted to make a picture of all the Gems sitting in one cup, having a tea party but Garnet barely fits in a cup alone so that would have led to
How to Accept Yourself
You know what sucks? Wishing you had friends to hang out with, but knowing that you don’t have the energy to actually maintain proper friendships, and knowing it would be unfair to any potential person you might happen to try to make friends with.
aboxfullofocs: itsagifnotagif:Old but still one of my fave memes OrGod: You know what would be cool?Angel: -sigh- Do I want to ask?God: A furry spider with puppy eyes.Angel: That actually sounds cute.God: Make it able to jump as high as trees.Angel:
clarknokent: ballerinaghost: chongotheartist: theyatemytailorr: never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry I reblog every time for the cartoon lmao Plot twist: both bathrooms are actually gender neutral. Football
whitedaddy4cuckqueans: She told you two weeks ago, she had a crush on your husband. She said you should enjoy that someone has the actual hots for your husband. She didn’t tell you how it would make you feel when you watched them together. She left
knismolagniacs: That top gif…her reaction to her armpits being tickled makes me actually want to switch and get my hands on her! Source: TickleAbuse.com Mmmm… I am so ticklish I don’t know if the strap would be strong enough….
witch-glitched: witch-glitched: Thinking about making an exclusive, kinky snapchat story. Would anyone actually be interested? Send me your thoughts. Throwback to this gif because it’s one of my favs It’s soo awesome that this post got through
p-laywithme: im-my-own-man-i-make-my-own-luck next time we stay in a hotel. Now that is service. Someone who actually cares about the guest. I forget his name but the guy on the Travel Channel who does Hotel Impossible would probably get a kick
campaignofmisinformation: “Come on Scully, you know… we’re married now.”
rydenarmani: support your local sex worker. as much as some of you would like to pretend that we’re here to entertain you without any actual expense, this is what we do to make our living. we don’t have time to chat you up and we definitely don’t
bubbleteaandfallingleaves: fuzzykitty01: Holy shit that actually would make an awesome book plot. Like maybe some poor footsoldier gets killed in action and gets a humble funeral with only the basic necesseties to bury a body. He doesn’t even get
I wish the writers would make it more clear that Dean/Amara is actually really abusive.
ember-light: unicornamber: elenaflutterby: Tangled comparisons - concept art to the final film. why the fuck is the concept art so much better Actually they were going to do crazy cool animation that would make the film a “living oil painting”
fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland: djavjr: shakethe-excess: bill-nyetho: the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY would you say you think about it periodically
theliberaltony: poorrichardjr: lollipopcrumbs: A drivers license should be all anyone needs. If they actually wanted us to vote they’d make it easy enough for everyone. #WeThePeople This is just wrong. That would be because a Republican has not
cheatingonaloser: Why would you want your kids to inherit the genes of a fucking loser? Use his money to raise your kids properly, but make sure that a real man is the one who actually fathers your kids.
identiffy: chuunisenpai: pxlbyte: Pixelated Zelda Cookies I love when the people that make cool things on the internet actually go through the trouble of showing us how they did it. Read More TIFFANY I SWEAR THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY TREAT
dimplelashton:im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise and then apoligize and still feel stressed and collapse into a ball of tears and nope
darnni: songbard5683: fiestyhysteria: The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real math that is the look of a desperate child right there
skeppsbrott: ember-light: unicornamber: elenaflutterby: Tangled comparisons - concept art to the final film. why the fuck is the concept art so much better Actually they were going to do crazy cool animation that would make the film a “living
ijenae:werefoxstiles:my college experiences that would make great fic prompts:“i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you” au“i
bogleech: The people who make that argument never mean it as a genuine suggestion. They smugly assume the person they’re talking to lacks the talent or the means of actually following through, and they often believe that if it did happen, it would
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and
just-shower-thoughts: Full House is actually realistic, because it would take that many adults living together to make the cost of rent in San Francisco.
sandersstudies:sandersstudies:Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would
lokisbutt: orihime-strawberry-love: that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie. ^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference
sylinoir: onlyblackgirl: T-Pain - Buy U A Drink (Shawty Snappin) A CapellaReminder that T-Pain can actually sing his lil ass off. I’m so mad I spent the last 8 years of my life making jokes about what T-Pain would sound like without autotune.
beam-meh-up-scotty: fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland: djavjr: shakethe-excess: bill-nyetho: the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY would you say you think about it periodically ^^
tiatransformsbottoms: Do you need to be completely transformed by Tia Tizzianni into a stunning Sissy? Would that make you feel so feminine and ready for Daddy or your man? This transformation actually has a video of Sissy Ananda being trained by Mr.
insanity-and-vanity: thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry This is actually really inspirational
paywastoon: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
So, I was going to make a joke about how a fractional candle would be a shitty business venture, but now that I’m thinking about it, they’d actually be pretty dope for surprise parties and stuff, right? So you could hold it on a date that isn’t
I love how HAPPY this sissy looks in her French Maid uniform. I also hope she did some actual CLEANING that way while her mistress could watch… that would make it the sexiest combination possible. :-)
Ya’know, if Peaches n’ creme ever becomes like, an actual show deal then I would make it so that the main like, conflict in the show is that Peaches wants to express and share lotsa things with Creme, but can’t seem to find out how to sign it really
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
