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tino-oxenstierna: ityrvilitarpa: cortexiphaned: oniongrass: pastichee: sonnetstockmar: ‘roly poly’, designed by the design incubation centre at the national university of singapore, are a pair of egg-like objects that mirror each other’s
collegehumor: Today, the United States Supreme Court will finally discuss gay marriage bans. A decision is planned to be made tomorrow on the ruling of Prop 8. This could affect the rights of gay marriage nation-wide. At times like these it’s always
spirit-of-the-ocean: my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
kentballs: one of the latest twitter trends coming out of Japan is for young school girls to take photos with their friends doing poses and power moves from anime series like Dragon Ball Z. Here’s hoping this is the next trend in North America.
iamtonysexual: pixiepaperdollcartoon: luv1direction28: Just thought this was needed. And let’s not forget that one of Adele’s breakup songs included the line “I wish nothing but the best for you two” whereas one of Taylor’s breakup songs
wtf-fun-factss: Terms of Service - software prize MORE OF WTF FACTS are coming HERE software, health and fun facts
billykraplan: Which of us is Kaoru? And which of us is Hikaru? Can you tell?
octemberfirst: abqandnotu: merosse: TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY GOOD MORNING EVERYONE “HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE
fancydancynancy: swedens: I love this image so much. I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort. Personally, I think it’s great. Why should we have an image of a women
wtf-fun-factss: the last ringbearer - Russian novel _ (lord of the rings) MORE OF WTF FACTS are coming HERE novels pdf, movies and fun facts
talknerdyytome: fatd0nalds: de1eted: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. forever reblog this is perf This is
w-for-wumbo: niggas-: playerprophet: ohneooo: beast-of-joy: “The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.” holy FUCK. I’ll probably always reblog
grill-yuou-fine: askpitchandjack: i think this would feel like a bunch of little kisses Or immensely mind numbing pain as your soul is sucked out through satans evil black starfish minions aren’t you a ray of sunshine today you do realise that
loonylunalovegood97: ussnormandy: luciferwearswestwood: i just realized there are 12 grades of school. Come graduation day i can say it, I can actually freaking say it: I DID MY WAITING, 12 YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL. I am genuinely disappointed
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chillwhore: sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
iamtonysexual: If we have laws against gay marriage out of the fear of them ruining families, why don’t we have laws against adultery/cheating on others?
im-not-here-out-of-free-will: megtheirishangel: At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song
cokeflow: tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
awkwardsituationist: “world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces.
recoveryofabrokenteen: recordsandcigarettes: 1-indsey: The only known video footage of Anne Frank I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.
moshinginwonderland: nonlinear-nonsubjective: ko-ko-bear: jasontheexploder: it was like a new knowledge of reality I can’t NOT reblog a wheel of pringles. ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL that’s some northlane shit right there
collegehumor: The Most Horrifying Images of Nicolas Cage (That Are Totally Real) His acting unites cultures and defines a generation. This man actually becomes his work. See his full body of work here & below.
tushnad: The center of this whole episode was how Hyugas are the hottest characters of this series.
sociolab: Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property
waltdisneyconfessions: One of my favorite parts of Lilo and Stitch is the fact that Nani actually looks and behaves like a real woman. She’s not stick-thin and she makes some messy mistakes, but ultimately she’s the glue holding the family together.
anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
mohandasgandhi: sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid
collegehumor: 8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development Shows like Boy Meets World and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air are often mentioned as emblems of 90s programming, but there was nothing more 90s than Charmed. Girl
skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice: Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ? This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It
You know, I have a cluster shrapnel, trying to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it. This little circle of light, its part of me now not just armor.
puppy-dog-radcliffe: wotcher-doctor: alwaysvotesaxon: squeetown: Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late,
oirokes-deactivated20130507: The pain of being alone is completely out of this world, isn’t it?
waltdisneyconfessions: “I love Barbie’s quote “Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!” Because it breaks any suspicion that she was just a dumb, easily manipulated blonde stereotype”
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
waltdisneyconfessions: “I’m one of the VERY few who actually *like* Cinderella II. I mean, obviously it’s not my FAVORITE movie, but I dont mind it and I didnt hate it. It’s one of those movie’s I go to when I need a confidence boost. I appreciate
horussebooks: mr-egbutt: lurkerpi: please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts there are two kinds of rapid escalation well that peopled twicely
best-of-funny: kiichu: shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce: so i went on the american apparel site today looking at the socks and for reference here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but
best-of-funny: jesus: justcallmestyles: the-artist-writer: jesus: *shows up to Last Supper 15 minutes late with starbucks* the url just makes this a million times funnier that’s the whole point of the fucking post thank you my son X
best-of-funny: paulneedsasolo: is0lated-system: littlemisspartyhardy: sunpeach: okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol Bic makes lighters and school supplies
whimsicalplum: Has this already been done or…??? Based off of this comic which was based off of this scene.
queensquishy: cacophiliac: jimcavill: kellyangel: I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so
odditiesoflife: Devil’s Bridge Kromlauer Park is a gothic style, 200-acre country park in the municipality of Kromlau in the Görlitz Gablenzgasse district in Germany. An incredible attraction of the park is the Rakotzbrücke, more popularly known
soundlyawake: acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show. I almost scrolled by this. I am glad I did not.
methlabrador: a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
derpingwithcats: frank-e-fighting-words: holyfuckmeinthemouth: crackerhell: think-progress: Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: morndas: in the midst of the political chaos, nicolas cage sneaks away with the declaration of independence #that’s alright; it doesn’t look like the government wants it anymore
collegehumor: What Life Will Be Like Now That DOMA Has Been Repealed Today, DOMA, also known as The Defense of Marriage Act, which prevented the recognition of same-sex marriages was ruled unconstitutional. We wanted to take a look at how our society
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
macabrekawaii: kureablue: Eren (Titan Form) - Cosplayed by Rhys Berresford Oh man, I was surprised when I got there on the last day of the ACGHK 2013! I was at the handicrafts and other anime products corner and all of a sudden, this guy was in front
swanson: But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; and couple of master assassins.
waltdisneyconfessions: “The guy of my dream’s favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast. I plan on singing the song to him at the end of our first date.”
esinololly: takealookatyourlife: I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life. Relevant! During my deployment I have seen all four of these types of head gear, but I didn’t realize what the Chador was..I
collegehumor: Colors of the Wind: Stoner Edition A song about the wonders of the natural world. One in particular.
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father
takineko: almstpoetic: searchingforsafespaces: knowledge-of-self: singleactionserendipity: One hour of your time. That’s all it takes to save a life. Wow, this made me tear up. Wow. Gave me chills Is that true, not sure those are the same
seerofsarcasm: disney-park-junkie: Gaston on women’s Lib. You see this is the sort of thing I like. Because, especially at Disney, you don’t want to really discourage any of those ideals “thinking, having your own ideas” but you also have to
princessesfanarts: Costume Swap Part 1 Part 2 Edit: WOOOW So this post got an unbelieble number of notes and make me gain an unbelievable number of followers and I thank you all for this but it wouldn’t be fair that the artist get no credits for it.
princessesfanarts: littleariels: some of the beautiful artwork from the “the little mermaid: part of their world” ebook.
waltdisneyconfessions: “The horses leading Cinderella’s wedding carriage at the end of the film always scared the crap out of me.”
waltdisneyconfessions: I personally think of Wreck-It Ralph as the best film that Disney has ever made. The adorable characters, the exciting story, the beautiful animation, the song from Owl City, but most of all; the moral, which is tolerance. Even
