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“Baka Shinji” (Idiot Shinji) is pretty much Asuka’s pet name for Shinji when he keeps doing something to piss her off. I’d like to think that’s what she would say in this case.

Well, my hubby has seen me sat in your lap and hasn’t said anything… Do youthink he would say something if we went to one of the upstairs rooms?.

maximumbuttitude: sounds like something a black hole would say

nicholaus-silver: I have to go home now That’s something my wife would say!

And this Vi is for all of you! thanks and kisses! >_< (I swear I will draw something better!) I drew this thinking of Tumblr’s people who send me “questions” and say that they like my drawings, for all the people who reblog,

sleephypnokitten: jukeboxemcsa: “There was something you were saying you wouldn’t do,” he said, holding the crystal so that it caught the sunlight. “What was that again?” Gianna sighed. Did he somehow think the crystal would make her forget?

10knotes: sjsunga: if only somebody would say something like this to me then i’d stop thinking of attempting of ending my life. Submitted by

chalriepace:humansofnewyork:“So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

Where do you think you’re crawling to, pet? Daddy’s not done, and we’re starting over. Oh my…totally something my Daddy would say!

sounds like something deena from js would say lol

buffyshot: @kimmypoohx3: I would say the ifbb girls have something to be scared of this year, 18 weeks our from junior usa’s and 15 from the pitt. #noaasneeded #bodybuilder #iwinatlife #thanksformygeneticsdad #brazilianshavehugebootys

yaoialltheway: Otonage. This got a chuckle out of me. i feel like this is something my boyfriend would say to me LMAO!

Advice for would be blowjob givers

When mom would say she brought you something:

worthlessslave: I told her I had something that would help her with controlling what came out of her mouth. I didn’t tell her I was going to put in it. She’s turning into a good cock sucking whore. And she doesn’t say much unless you count uh

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

fuckingsexyporn: something my boyfriend would say. No? Okay

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

Stop what you're doing and do something worthwhile

vodkaslumber: mescalineforbreakfast: vodkaslumber: malibucarl: vodkaslumber: malibucarl: vodkaslumber: This hit 30k :D thank you everyone 30k showing boobs is piece of cake. Try getting 30k by actually saying something smart. Would you? I’ll

proud-atheist: I’m curious as to what others would say. It’s the first time I’ve blatantly said anything to something my mother has posted.http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

playytoy: playytoy: Fetish - a strong and unusual need or desire for something. What would be my top 5 “fetishes”? I must say first that my deep seated need and desire to submit to my Master is my #1. I do not consider this a fetish but

playytoy: nazgulthefallen: playytoy: playytoy: Fetish - a strong and unusual need or desire for something. What would be my top 5 “fetishes”? I must say first that my deep seated need and desire to submit to my Master is my #1. I do not

prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little

I don’t like coming up with solid theories for ongoing series. There’s endless potential for embarrassing myself, being proven wrong, forgetting something already exists that proves me wrong, and on and on it goes.So while I’ve been saying for a

It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have

lolopan:That is so shitty. People are shitty. Never mess with my pictures that way…like ever. Just because my humanized twilight doesn’t sit well with you, doesn’t mean you can change MY art.Never do this to people’s art. UHGI would say something

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

elkaydee: skank-182: thiswhiteamericanlife: I’m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for. i’d go to prom with a puppy too

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha”“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

squid-ichorous: debatable literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

kvotheunkvothe: that sounds like something the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say

Woohyun’s pre-debut photo from his minihompy account and its dramatic caption.

edgebug: tricksterer: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

ungracefulace: cyndacourse: ungracefulace: cyndacourse: ungracefulace: cyndacourse: ok so here’s something that’s bothering me. i studied with a girl who was extremely religious, cis, straight and very conservative. she would say things

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

dualpaperbags: debatable sounds like something a serpent with tiny claws or legs would say

hereiamagain9: I would say both pussy and asshole, have some miles on them! :-) Check out my archives…something for everyone. http://hereiamagain9.tumblr.com/archive

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little

drinking-tea-at-midnight: this seems like something a wolf would say. just sayin’

bumbledeefumble: butchlet-rights:god everyones just taking the piss out of my captain dumbass huh The second one sounds like something Groucho Marx would say

inthetags: if y'all were a fictional character, why would tumblr deem you bad representation for your gender/sexuality

spacelazarwolf:i keep seeing thin ppl (like objectively thin) say they should be allowed to call themselves “midsized” because they have body dysmorphia so they don’t know how big they are and they “feel fat”, and something i would like y’all

moonlit-phoenix: ghostbanri: this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read Sounds like something an AI would say to humans.

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little

This sounds like something your mother would say, but it is still so true.

kenziekentreyy: I would say something catchy but I already got your attention (WATCH TILL THAT NUTT DTOP) 💦 👻@kentreyy

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

ebonycameltoelove: Say something…. I would eat that

dutchster: dutchster: hahaha do you even know you have another leg you idiot - something i would probably say to a flamingo if i saw one flamingos are weird i mean just look at them

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

exceptionals: sounds like something a peeing butterfly would say

wolfstar-thunderfrost: trueheirofslytherin: rry pothe-starship-ranger: #actors who are actually their character the greatest casting ever. That’d definitely be something that their characters would say.

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