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stripperina: avamariele: Someone who I literally haven’t seen in years decided to pop back into my life just to give me shit for being a dancer. This was my response. GET IT GIRLY!!!
hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”
this picture really gets to me. it’s like you do one thing wrong and your whole life is over. as soon as you walk through that door, you’re givin’ a whole reputation as a psycho path, when in reality, all you want is someone to love you. and
bratty-baby-angel:I wanna be forced to get drunk and high by a sweet protecting person who’ll rape me when I’m fucked up Life goals: Find someone who wants this done to them then do it over and over and over. Accepting applications now!
Tour food isn’t all bad… Sometimes we get blue cheese filet, lobster, and white truffles for show food ✨💁🏻 #FasterPussyCat #Spoiled for the day . Now if someone would just smoke me out my life would be golden today haha ✨😘 Let’s
birdyally:fitstrudel: memeguy-com: Did someone violate my cranberries If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier. gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin
heteroflexibleromantic:*kills someone* judge: u get life in jailme: callout culture is so toxic. people make mistakes its a part of being human. i cant believe im being attacked for something you couldve just inboxed me privately to talk about, i didnt
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
the-absolute-best-gifs: can someone please explain to me what i’m watching. HAHA WTFFF This is a single greatest gif ever my life is complete now XD what movie or clip is this?? when it gets up. hahaha omg Follow this blog, you will love it on your
booty-me—down: sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
tell me where the non-whiny/needy friends are and the dick where is the good dick? I don’t have time to fucking decipher whether someone’s gonna be on my ass about chilling every fucking night of my gotdamn life get the fuck outta my fce
takemetothetruth: d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: This Leo energy got me feeling like a lioness in heat. If ya don’t got a Leo woman in ya life, get one. Someone tell her I want her number 🤤
movingahead52: birdyally: fitstrudel: memeguy-com: Did someone violate my cranberries If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier. gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin ~giggles~
birdyally: fitstrudel: memeguy-com: Did someone violate my cranberries If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier. gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin
kangarookidss: gnarly: “add me on snapchat” more like we probably wont send each other snaps but we’ll look at each others stories idc I got a new sc friend and get to experience someone else’s life & good moments
Seeing these low-lives harassing my friend and giving her shit she doesnt need pisses me off. Seriously get a life instead of making someone feel horrible about theirs.
saintophelia: life goal: taking a bath with someone i’m in love with. they help me wash my hair, and get soap on that part of my back i can’t reach. we snuggle in cozy blankets the rest of the evening
scottyarhh:Left is June 12th and right is September 9th Not drastic but I definitely am loving the progress! I hope this picture can change someone’s life if they’re thinking about getting healthy or wanting to lose weight. It took me an Instagram
omgitslingling: when someone stops talking to you why what did i do you hate me its cause im stupid isnt it and im ugly come back oh how did my life get here?
