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“So Jenny, then what I do once he’s fully erect is I just gently rub my thumb in circles right under the tip of his penis, like this… You have no idea how sensitive that spot is for a man, it’s like your clit, just incredibly sensitive. I’ll
no-chickflick-moments: freetobescary: sabriiel: Fan: When we first watch Supernatural we thought “he is really handsome” but then we found out that there were so much more than that, that you had so much more to offer. We think that a good actor
no-more-pawn: “So, what’s that then? A deflattener?”“We’re not calling it a deflattener!”
So, random RO story time then.Yesterday we got informed that there’s a no death penalty event for this week and all the way until the next maintenance. Of course I seized this opportunity to go and try out Endless Tower. On my GX. And because of hurdur
So I worked 17 hours yesterday and got back in office at 5:30am, for a split selfish second I was going to post on the fb bout a long day and then I thought to myself…no fuck that. There’s men and women working around the clock, no breaks,
I was talking to a friend about how I might have to just go and read the spoilers that are out there because it might just all be spoiled for me over the weekend anyway, just a little bit at a time instead of all at once. But then I decided no, I can
I saw a picture of Pearl and I was like “This is really good except she’s missing her glasses” and then it took me a minute or two before I realized she doesn’t wear glasses and never has so I have no idea where that thought came from but I believed
no what you didn’t know is that grown men and women can do w/e they want. if they wanna get tattoos then they should be able to w/o having ppl like you judge them so harshly. “oohh he/she has alotta tattoos” so fucking what? its their
reality-shmality: so, after seeing this advertisement for the first time I was like, “They’re bringing back chris?!” and then I got to thinking: I believe that the 50th anniversary eppy/season has got to have nine, ten, and eleven in it. Eleven
imagine kounoi being aggressive, competitive cuddlers. “i’m gonna spoon you so hard, old man.” “fucking try me you piece of trash meme-boy i will snuggle the hell out of you.” “is that a challenge, geezer?”
suckmymara: suckmymara: my favorite vine in the world is this Japanese one where a dude is trying to wake up his cat, so he gets more and more aggressive with how he’s saying “wake up” and then he says there’s food and there’s still no response,
dirtyovercoats: Then the Lord said to him, “Whoever kills Cain will suffer a sevenfold vengeance.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, so that no one who came upon him would kill him. (Genesis 4:15)
kenny–ackerman: so i was scrolling through my dash today and saw this new snk official poster i was like oh that looks cool but then i scrolled lower and noticed something oh oH MY FUCKING GOD IS LEVI LOOKING AT MIKASA BECAUSE IT LOOKS
daydream24-7: pregnancy/Baby kind off eremika for Ashley (eremikadefensesquad) ♥Because she does so much for this beloved ship and her dedication is amazing ♥ I would call her the captain of the ship but then that’s Armin :p
feminismandhappiness: chessys: the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for
girahimu-sama:Oh, you’re leaving…i tried a somewhat different colouring style, it was very good practice. this started out as no one in particular but then in started to look like saria so that’s who i made it into.
littlemisschastity:“Your balls look so full, and there’s still another 26 days until I unlock your chastity device. I’m not going to make it easy for you, I hope you realise that. And did I tell you to stop licking my pussy? No? Then get back to
unforgottenones: Life’s a fire, never ending, bringing pain and then befriending And like a fire that burns no light And drifts to heaven, so ends another life ~ Status Quo
littlemisschastity: “Your balls look so full, and there’s still another 26 days until I unlock your chastity device. I’m not going to make it easy for you, I hope you realise that. And did I tell you to stop licking my pussy? No? Then get back
the-real-mozart: devongreen: dashdrive: this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED Was this post made in 1996? fun has no expiration date
joshpeckofficial: i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head
cybuggin: one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
seselapod: I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom
misswrld: the glorification of kurt cobain and demonization of courtney love is so discouraging but a reminder that if you’re a man and you’re an abrasive, provocative, drug-addled musician then you’re the voice of a generation but if you’re
wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna: halalbacon: College kids be like Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
cobrall: i’m so glad you can’t get tattoos until you’re 18 i would’ve totally gotten that anti-possession tattoo from supernatural when i was 14 and then everyone who saw my tiddies would have to hear about a shit fandom
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
pleasefireme: Please fire me. I’m a 5th grade teacher. One of my students decided that he didn’t want to do his homework, so he blatantly refused, insulted me, then ripped it up and threw it in my face. When his mother came to discuss her son’s
Camping sucked :( Our trail wasn’t open. We called the forest ranger guy and told him the trail # twice and he was like “sure!” but then he called us back and said no. So that fucking blows
If I tell myself that tomorrow will be better then it increases the chance of it happening right? Yeah….I didn’t think so
wyckedjasmine: Lets get this straight so that there’s no confusion. I am only fucking and sucking black cocks. You will remain caged with the exception of being let out to shave while being supervised. Then it’s right back in your cage. Once a month
lunacalypso: “My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she
so, I looked for a few uncomfortable seconds. Then I found you. Now I’m in love with you. It- Is that my sweathshirt? Why are you wearing my sweatshirt? No, no, it’s cool. It looks better on you anyway.
thats-not-a-dog-thats-a-marine: #no really but can we talk about how this is the most painfully rewarding arc in the history of this ship? #as an audience you see it from both sides #so you simultaneously want to hug them and then knock their heads
So someone asked me a question finally, and all she had to say was that she’d love me more if I didn’t post nudes and porn. Then I came across this video that I’ve always loved, and for a moment I went, oh no, I better not post that
I am so conflicted because sometimes I want to fucking run away and drop everything because you do things that fucking piss me off, then other times I just want to cuddle, touch your butt, and kiss you all over. Ugh.
“No, Lily, I’m not going to tie you up during your special project. If that’s something you want me to do, we’ll have to do it another time,” said Mr. Crude.Lily hopped up from the chair and quickly removed her cardigan and dress and then said, “So,
No, I don’t wanna be someone’s girl. I’ve had that title a couple times before and it doesn’t mean shit to me anymore. So this time around if I’m going to be someone’s anything, Then I’ve gotta be their whole
No you didn’t have to stoop so lowPay the refs off and then cheat your way to the championshipI guess that your bending’s gone soNow you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
no-more-dignity: Conditioned Every time my slave comes home she knows that she has to undress immediately. After that she crawls to me so I can put on her collar. Then she just has to lay in front of me, naked with her legs open, her cunt exposed. And
So I didn’t skydive, but there is the last portion of that fall where you see the ground come rushing towards us - that really is me falling, and that really is me panicking, so there was absolutely no acting required then. — Taron Egerton on the
notsuchasecret: I figured it out. The reason we’re so sick of het romances in popular media is because we’ve already reached the pinnacle. There will never be a better straight couple than Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam.
darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER
pornopiggie: smutslutxxx: The teenage years. I had so much fun back then… Smutslutxxx No way… that can’t really be you, can it?
okay ill start the shiny hunting nowi was move breeding first because i wanted a Goomy with Curse, so got that downi’ll keep track of how many i’ll hatch on notepad cause i have no room to keep them in boxes LOL
my day was pretty chill, i got up earlier than normal cause i wasn’t feeling too well + i was hungry so i just stayed up and did a bit of art and then took a 2 hour cat nap til 4pmi was having slight anxious feelings earlier the kind thats like “no
stewo: The awkward moment when you match with someone on Tinder.. say hi and get no response so you unmatch him.. then later that night share a cab with the guy and he says “we matched on tinder, let me find you” …… and he never does!!!!!
auda2208: johnniewaswolf: GO INTO A TATTOO PARLOR AND ASK FOR A “LEG SLEEVE” PLEASE GO SHOPPING AND ASK THE SALESPERSON TO SHOW YOU WHERE THE LEG SLEEVES ARE SO THEY’RE PANTS THEN? NO IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY
cute-bird-dad: let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
hey i appreciate any and all monochrome love but please dont put their VAs in awkward situations just for shipping requests. i mean, i have no other backstory/context to go by other than the mood of that photo and “i got them married” so lmaodgsff
whitefoxcub: - Anatomy “Study” Fun - Don’t reference my art if you’re learning anatomy X-D I try to be accurate but then I have to restrain my arm from doing fun and crazy swirly whirlies and that’s no fun.. So I end up just doing what I want..
lost-lil-kitty: lost-lil-kitty: …and then they blocked me, so that tells you everything you need to know! Please avoid this blog, there is no need for them to be asking sex workers for nude pictures to confirm they are real! apparently they block
Tumblr is so bloody distracting. I’m tryna tidy my room and be productive but then I check Tumblr and it’s 45 minutes later and my room still messy af 😭
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
