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roswelltxt:they literally could not have done a worse job
helplesslyregressed: Honey, there’s no need to be shy. Trust me, Mommy’s not the only one who could have predicted you’d end up needed to be made a tiny, dependent baby again. Everyone knows what a helpless little creature you really are.
zillyhookah: ” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “ please let this not be true if it is we have our work cut out for us
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
mostfacinorous: rainbowbarnacle: mulattafury: sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed who is she [source]
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: askradicalgoodspeed: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
happycuckoldress: walalx43: I am very sorry that I can not give such pleasure to my wife. I’m very envious of this a black male to, and even more what I want to be my wife is could have the possibility of such sex. men everywhere are holding doors
msnacke:Some days I feel like the world is against me.Every step I take met by life’s enemies.Like, “it’s not you it’s me…”“Look what could have been we.”“Can you leave.”Dismiss me.Some days I feel like the world is all mine.All songs
msnacke: Some days I feel like the world is against me.Every step I take met by life’s enemies.Like, “it’s not you it’s me…”“Look what could have been we.”“Can you leave.”Dismiss me.Some days I feel like the world is all mine.All songs
youcanfuckmetilthesuncomesup: If you don’t know what these gifs are, you’re too fucking young or you didn’t have a childhood. These are some of my favorite clips, wish I could’ve added more!
natashasyn: I know this is not what you expected. I know that you never imagined being in this type of position when we first met. Tall, strong, confident. You could (and often did) have your pick of the litter so to speak when it came to the dating
ashiael: You could have stopped. But you didn’t. You just had to see. See what happens next. “ You are free to choose, but you are not free to alter the consequences of your decisions.”— Ezra Taft Benson
waterproof-pigeon: “To know sorrow is not terrifying. What is terrifying is to know you can’t go back to happiness you could have.” - Rangiku MatsumotoWinner of November Patreon poll!No Smell, no Pubes, no condom version on Patreon.
satorus-forklift: MD: Seeing all these concepts of Asami’s outfit together really reminds me how important a character’s costume is and how it helps illustrate his or her personality and role in the story. I love the final version, which is a nice
catbugg: nabulos: spirits818: everydaycomics: Follow Your Dreams! That took a direction I did not expect. That was the best direction that could have taken I don’t know what I expected.
mirandacantdraw: okay but here’s what I don’t understand why is tumblr not throwing a freaking party over the end of frozen when kristoff asked for anna’s permission to kiss her like thAT WAS SO GREAT disney easily could have just had him spontaneously
dar-draws: Dickkory Week - Day 4: WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN if DC made them just a bit more extraWasn’t in the mood for angst so here are these dorks doing the somersault kiss because why would they NOT do that? they are built for this sort of extra shit.
arealliveghost: mulattafury: sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed who is she [source] the moment I saw
jennylewren: operattack:pseudonymnotfound:Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. What the actual fuck. This is amazing I could have SWORN that Romeo and Juliet was required reading in like every high school, BUT APPARENTLY NOT.
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: It’s only a little kiss, right, what could happen next, it’s not like she’s having his baby…
Before Meryn could jump to conclusions upon opening his gift, Xan was quick to speak up, “It’s not what you think…”No, no, it was much too early for that, even if it was on his mind occasionally.“It’s a memory ring. Since you have
captain-price-unofficially:omni-rhombus:omni-rhombus:toskarin:shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew faces
:Okay, not to be that person, but yall know how the press are just Done with Trump, and are openly poking fun at him and calling his lies for what they are?They could have been doing that the entire time if they weren’t cowards.
venacoeurva: A 30′s “I’ve been surviving in the RoD for 10+ years and I’m Tired” Aqua AKA what could have been-Please do not reupload/edit/use without proper credit or linking back, ask first please-
the-unlikely-azoutback: Somehow this was not what they had in mind when their parents’ said they could have a sleep-over.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove. This is what nightmares are made of. Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: WHAT THE FUCK ALSDKFJSLDJFSF Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: Somebody at this store knows what they’re doing Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
theirrelevanceofgender: catbugg: nabulos: spirits818: everydaycomics: Follow Your Dreams! That took a direction I did not expect. That was the best direction that could have taken I don’t know what I expected. I fucking love this website
isharemywife78: real-women-naked: Perth wife😊 What a great body on this not so pretty slut!! I could have fun with her holes for sure!!!
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
bboobsmcgee: endersfate: nicolrene: ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet. Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog. I could watch this forever This is funny no matter what kind of blog you have. These men are the smartest men on the
momo-de-avis: themightyzan: dammit-vaughn: land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis: WHAT IS THIS GAME Sorry but there is no way I could have voice acted this and not lost my shit This was one of the best things to ever happen in a video game ever. ok
Two years later and it still hurts. I’m not sure if I love you anymore but it saddens me that what could have been is gone forever.
graybeards: Harry doesn’t force me, not really. He never lays a hand on me, but I know what will happen if I don’t submit. As a veteran of the closet, he could have been a mentor to me, but instead he became my tormentor. Blackmailing your best friend’s