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“Pick a char, any char…!”“Uh… This one!”“NO SORRY HE DIES IN THE END FUCK YOU.” ^ Story of my life.
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
the-story-so-fab: YA EM, I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING REALIZE HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT YOU’VE HAD ON MY LIFE. ILY BBY
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
elisabearzz: ayeexkrystyle: janessaloves: ayenakonicks: vintagewishes: builtbylasers: (via konrad) Now that’s procrastinating Story of my life. Fuck yeah <3 Woah. <3 Mhmm . That’s what goes down . that shit’s amazing O:
rape-n-redrum: Damn, I was so close. I fuck deep and talk hard. Have all the right components, just in the wrong order. Story of my life
flecked: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
belyndrae: morebarkthanbite: “How the fuck do I write that???” story of my life. Makes it more awkward when you have children playing in the other room.
ayenakonicks: vintagewishes: builtbylasers: (via konrad) Now that’s procrastinating Story of my life. Fuck yeah <3
the-stoner-sage: appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING
brendasauruss: nuclearpiss: azureinfinity: ellaamelia: Story of my life They are so fucking classy I swear Every time I’m in public Hmmyeah
nuclearpiss: azureinfinity: ellaamelia: Story of my life They are so fucking classy I swear Every time I’m in public
scorchingbones: YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING story of my life
defnotyouraveragewoman: queer-punk: when u find out that someone u thought was all innocent is actually kinky as fuck Story of my life.
tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja: nohomoujaku: grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK this is a story all about how my life got
vintageprincess48: appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS
pass-the-grass: taylorhxll:I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.story of my life
orangeitnb:faun-songs:that collective bated breath of worry by queer people when the teacher mentions lgbt+ or feminism Fucking story of my life
