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mason-hess: A special one just for @meatgirlkimmi -Â It was what she had asked for, but she had no idea that it was ever going to really happen. She had come home from work one day and they were waiting for her. She parked her car, just like she always
o-1968: The only light in the cell where O was kept was a dim bulb in the ceiling. It was hardly ever turned out, so O had no way of telling what time of day, or even how many days she had been in this cell. It seemed like weeks, but in fact was only
i-like-to-share-and-watch: hottxfirewife: I love that no one would ever think that- I want it to come true her lastest toy thought she was hang an affair with him cause i was out of town, till after one night after they were done she showed him all
devo500: grandislandcouple: This was this hot wife’s first swinger party and she got fucked better than she has ever had before. This dude with a huge cock put her in the swing, and made her cum so hard she was flowing like a river! No holes barred!!
sppersonalblog:when i first started my tumblr when i was 18 i was like “wow no way am i ever going to show my pussy on here!!’ and now that i’m 20 next week i’m like “hahaha well i might as well keep the tradition going” SO enjoy this sling
masterthompsonsslave1: fagpunishment: After 6 hours like this Jimmy started to panic and wonder if the Man would ever come back. After 8 hours he began to accept his new position in life. He was a faggot with no rights and no use other than to serve
sppersonalblog: when i first started my tumblr when i was 18 i was like “wow no way am i ever going to show my pussy on here!!’ and now that i’m 20 next week i’m like “hahaha well i might as well keep the tradition going” SO enjoy this
no one can ever understand the feeling i get everytime i see these pictures. these pics are like the first pics i ever saw of justin. 2 years ago - this boy was the one i fell in love with. he grew up, he changed, he got a girlfriend, 3 albums, a movie,
kimrauhl: no one can ever understand the feeling i get everytime i see these pictures. these pics are like the first pics i ever saw of justin. 2 years ago - this boy was the one i fell in love with. he grew up, he changed, he got a girlfriend, 3 albums,
myredbike: MineI devoured her like she was my last ever meal with my hands gripping her flesh and lust dripping from my hungry mouth. I used and abused her body with complete disregard for any aches and pains I was inflicting upon her. No words were
shesnotcheating: The shirt, Jake? Oh, I was helping Kim clean her house and mine got filthy, so she loaned me this one. No, no one has seen me in it. I mean, that would be like lying wouldn’t it? Since you’re my one and only partner ever, and Kim
lilithserpenttime: I remember when she did this while she was dating Marilyn Manson. It was the most amazing thing ever lol. To honestly wear something like that requires such confidence its crazy. No bra and wearing only a thong its purely amazing.
mikkeneko: ghost-of-a-stitch: She’s the greatest earthbender I’ve ever seen i really liked that this was something they never backed away from. there was no moment in toph’s character arc where she had to be humbled by something or someone greater.
No my friends, Trump is not like Chavez. And no, there’s not gonna be WWIII, remember that Clinton didn’t win and she was the one who wanted to go on war with the middle east (and later on Russia which it would be the biggest mistake ever)So stop
ninjagiry: nicoception: this was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen. no like were we actually supposed to think this was funny as kids? Because it messed me up for like a week. That dog legitimately thought his friend got BAKED INTO COOKIES WHAT IS
augustdementhe: kimreesesdaughter: localstarboy: One of the best pranks I’ve ever seen, even the dog was shook… I liveeeeeeeeeee for pranks! PRANKS LIKE THIS. Look at this. Look at the EFFORT this took. No random screaming, no calling people
siberianhuskyandco: She thought about how it was so simple with animals. They gave their hearts without question or fear. They had no expectations. They were so easy to love. If people could only be like that, no one would ever be hurt, she thought.
At no point did I ever say that I’d never draw goop again. I only said I was annoyed that was all people wanted to see.Like any other concept, I may draw more goop or I may not, depending on how I feel and wether or not I actually have any ideas for
ilovejessewilliams: rubyrosequartz: tanknaka: achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real”
artemispanthar: Y’know, the first fanfiction I ever wrote was a Digimon fanfic. Written in loose notebook paper held together by a paperclip NO WAIT, technically the first fanfic I ever wrote was a Lion King sequel when I was like 7 or something.
tanknaka: achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that
baragakisoul replied to your post: i really want to see a fully erect aob… Why goree nebulousnoiz replied to your post: i really want to see a fully erect aob… i was like hell yea but then gore LAUGHS @ BOTH OF YOU.
getawaywithgifs: Last season, my character was supposed to slap Lynn Whitfield in the face. Pete Nowalk and I had to have a conversation about that. I was like, “There’s no way in hell any older black woman would ever let some young [woman slap her].”
russalex: godless-david: Whenever someone says things like “Hillary should be arrested!” or “Obama was the worst president ever!”, I calmly ask them what laws Hillary broke or what Obama did to hurt this country. No one has EVER been able to
missblissfreshstart: avagardner: “What it felt like to be so wanted, so adored! No one had ever felt like that about me. It was all so dramatic, too. Always in the wee small hours when it seemed to Bogie and me that the world was ours - that we
lizthefangirl: itsmydarkesthour: hippies-like-us: kuneria: Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known. Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling
superunknovvn: “The video for that song was one of the lamest ever made. It really sucked.” - Kim Thayil “Making this video was fun because we were in a steel foundry. And there was like a black cancer dust all over everything. We’re all
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
castielangelofthetrenchcoats: riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN
jubshepchubshep: No one ever asked what it was like.
daughterofhungryghosts: s0larized: the guy in the bottom corner tho.. Isn’t that Alex Marshall? I had the biggest crush on him in, like, 7th grade? I was obsessed with the thought that if we ever married, we’d have the same name… wtvr no shame.
kinkylittlelady95: snazzy-lester: ok so there was this post talking about how boys love flowers too and no one ever gets them any or like cares,, SO we were doing awkward icebreakers in class and i decided to ask the guy next to me what his favorite
womenofasimilarage: “Oh my God…..no-one ever came like that when I was in college…..what do they feed you on that football team?”
avagardner: “What it felt like to be so wanted, so adored! No one had ever felt like that about me. It was all so dramatic, too. Always in the wee small hours when it seemed to Bogie and me that the world was ours - that we were the world. At those
evematch: “I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home– only to no home I’d ever known. I was just taking her hand [to lead her through the door]… and I knew. It was like– magic.” ~ http://bit.ly/18hTg8A
mirailegna: No but that was like the sweetest confession ever ;u; damn you Tsumugu
castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS
tenwordstory: someone asked me today if i was ever in love with you..and all i could think about was the moment i realized i already had fallen. No, i don’t believe i was in love with you the entire time. I fell out of love with you, just like you
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
imquiteusedtobeingalone: For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back. Here are some badges, friends.
storyofagayboy: “And all I ever needed was the one Like freedom fields where wild horses run When stars collide like you and I No shadows block the sun You’re all I’ve ever needed Baby you’re the one”
SpongeBob SquarePants
manafromheaven: riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE
lolsofunny: have you ever seen a bear with no fur now you have im pretty sure i looked like that when i was born
fortunos: crumplyhorns: fortunos: paper-storm: mikeykink: do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode
radgreymon: No lie I used to masturbate to this website allllll the time this was one of the first porn sites i ever found I think I was 15 and I never seen real life porn before this it was like all hentai #justfacts
This is literally the funnest thing I ever said
fandomsandrage: Everyone’s acting so shocked that Rebecca sugar is bi and I’m like listen,,, no straight person has ever written gay characters this well or this respectfully in the history of ever. Either she was like The One True Ally ™ or she