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pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one. (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”) So here, have some education! Click
nobackspacekey: I’m not sure if the last one can be achieved, but it’s worth a try. no it can be achieved , if your Muslim you will understand.
icanhassugar: lustington: pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one. (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”) So here,
dr-jekyl: rynnyrae: staythatswhatimeanttosay: ink-phoenix: katsuko1978: missmirandaaraee: puukani: The Waitressing Chronicles: Wherein Dani does not refill your soda 20 times just because she thinks it’s SO MUCH FUN. Tonight was one of the worst
menaresuperiorwomenareinferior: Make sure the one who isn’t choking on your cock licks your ass and balls so much she feels like passing out. If they both aren’t on the brink of losing oxygen then you’re not doing as much as you should.
slutsbow2sir: One of the best if not the best bimbo fuckdoll on the net: Ms. Rainy Murphy. She is the true meaning of what it means to modify your body completely to become nothing but a dick receptacle for a man’s pleasure. Part 1.
Telling someone that they are only your second choice isn’t the most charming thing to say. And not the most smart one if they happen to be your owner.
character-creation-resources: If your commissions are open and you do draw OC’s, please reblog this post! If you are not an artist but know of one, please reblog this and tag them or just mention their url in the tags! And hey, even just reblogging
I don’t give a fuck about getting hairs in my mouth during sex because sex is messy and humans have hair all over their bodies. Even if you shave you still get hairs in your mouth if one partner has long hair. I really don’t see what the difference
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
gamefreaksnz: Console Wars by Radscoolia USD ผ Wear this shirt: while lecturing your nephews on the majesty of Tie Fighter. Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not ready to pledge your fealty to one console faction. This shirt tells the world: “Ladies
You may not like your boss or the taste of him, but you will! take the overtime, you will! swallow all of him honey and you will please him whenever. You are getting the hang of it and you do need the job. If memory serves me well you where the one asking
notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”
sexeducationforprudes: pozmagazine: mangoluvah: pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one. (The answer is not “you give up because your life
ulttrxviolence-blog: I am quite odd and different, but what is wrong with that? One should be proud about being the one you are. And if others can’t accept or like you the way you are, then it’s their problem, not yours.”
lanadelrey-elizabethgrant: If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough thank God i’m not the only one.
unthrifty–loveliness: orgasmictipsforgirls: pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one. (The answer is not “you give up because your life
fandom-mused-fandom-games: THIS IS ONE OF THE ONES THAT HAS A THREAT OF NOT BEING INCLUDED 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts
freshfriedtrash: prokopetz: As an FYI, if your optometrist is doing the “one or two?” test, you don’t have to pick one. “I can’t tell the difference” is not only a valid answer, it’s much more useful to them than guessing would be. My anxiety:
jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: hungarian: i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :( oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes
blatantly-abigail: jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: hungarian: i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :( oh my god, what the fuck was wrong
provocatve: dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so
nymphocouple: happyhusby: nymphocouple: Please give it to me hard. I need it. 🙊😈 In my opinion, one of if not the most suck n lickable arses n fannys on here Well aren’t you sweet. I might would sit right on your face if you were in America
Today is transgender awareness day. More than 50% of Transgender youth will have had at least one suicide attempt by their 20th birthday. I encourage this generation to not be the same type of parents our previous ones once were. If your child wants to
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays? You’re the pretender! WHAT IF SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER?!
starjumps-blog: “I am quite odd and different, but what is wrong with that? One should be proud about being the one you are. And if others can’t accept or like you the way you are, then it’s their problem, not yours.”
lorelaigilmore: TED: If you wanna figure out who it is, why don’t you start by checking your list?BARNEY: My list?TED: Dude, do not pretend you are not the type of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.MARSHALL: I HAVE ONE. IT’S CALLED
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
bummer-222: Mr. Crude walked up behind Lauren and told her, “That’s got to be one of, if not the best looking one-piece swimsuits I’ve ever seen!”Lauren looked over her shoulder, smiled and said, “I bought it just to wear at your pool. I knew
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not If you’re lucky I’ll tell you 😏
thottieforstarker: starkerdays: godlovesstarker: miryel89: Soulmate!auThe soulmate!au with frases is my favourite one, but… Imagine if frases that appear on the skin are the most emotional that your soulmate will say to you in your entire life.imagine
madame-mystery: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured
a-riisa: NO.6 : ICON REQUEST BY clockwork-constellations Just save the image and crop the one you want. Each one of them is 160px x 160px. Please reblog or like if you use them! Credit is not needed. Just don’t claim as your own.
poppy-doctor: dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t
dumbdaisies:“it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so much
hannnahhunt: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams or the one you dance with at prom. I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now, while you’re staring at your morning coffee, wishing that you hadn’t poured so much
freshfriedtrash: prokopetz: As an FYI, if your optometrist is doing the “one or two?” test, you don’t have to pick one. “I can’t tell the difference” is not only a valid answer, it’s much more useful to them than guessing would be. My
all-shits-no-giggles-deactivate:A reminder If your jeans from the beginning of the year don’t fit Find ones that do Ifyour favourite dress is a bit too tight Get a new favourite If you are beating yourself up for gaining weight STOP We do not exist
dwightfrye1-deactivated20220412:daddys-training-tips:Precious little ones, if he gets mad when you have a boundary, that means he’s not the kind of Dom you want to have. No real daddy will push you to violate your boundaries. Even if you don’t line
